1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys V 16 Anchorage Penguins-Monmouth's D Stepped it up against the Red Wolves and it's Offense seems to be coming together. Gutted Penguins team are just that GUTTED. EVIL MONKEYS win 255-0
2 Honolulu Hurricane Warriors V 11 Dallas Orange Bloods-HHW Slammed KY without any lube. Dallas was dominated in their Pro opener by the Shockers, being held to 33 yds on the ground. HHW wins 51-14
3 Parma Burgalars V 13 Dallas Vaqueros-Parma took it to perenial eastern runner-up Philly big time in their USA PRO opener. Dan Dakota personally gave pushover QB's a lesson in life. Dallas got pimp slapped as per the norm in the opener. Parma wins 55-10
4. Minnesota Marauders V 6. Bourbon Street Bullies. Galk's boys looked solid in crushing the Rage in game 1. Ctap told us all that BSB would be focused with FF season over and they looked solid in winning game 1. MM winds 31-27
5. Las Vegas Freebirds V 14 Columbus Bucks. LVF looked handed DDL a major league ass whipping in week 1. The Bucks looked overmatched against OFG in their opener. LVF wins 45-10
7. San Francisco Fire V 10 Lincoln Navigators. Fire were upset by K-ZOO in week one and need a big bounce back. No feel what so ever for Lincoln after they played the team previously known as Doomsday. SFF wins 35-21
8. South Bay Spartans V 9. Oklahoma City Thunderstorm. SBS is always a solid squad as long as MR. SMITH is in the backfield. Game 1 against the Former Nighthawks gave us no real feel for what they have this season. OCT started off with a strong win against one of the new kids on the block and would like to keep on rolling. SBS wins 28-24
11 Richmond Rebel Yell V 15 Kaneohe Daggers RRY lost a war in it's openers and gets a nice break in week 2. If it wasn't for the Penguins breaking up the Daggers would be far and away the worst team in USA PRO. RRY wins 67-7
2 Honolulu Hurricane Warriors V 11 Dallas Orange Bloods-HHW Slammed KY without any lube. Dallas was dominated in their Pro opener by the Shockers, being held to 33 yds on the ground. HHW wins 51-14
3 Parma Burgalars V 13 Dallas Vaqueros-Parma took it to perenial eastern runner-up Philly big time in their USA PRO opener. Dan Dakota personally gave pushover QB's a lesson in life. Dallas got pimp slapped as per the norm in the opener. Parma wins 55-10
4. Minnesota Marauders V 6. Bourbon Street Bullies. Galk's boys looked solid in crushing the Rage in game 1. Ctap told us all that BSB would be focused with FF season over and they looked solid in winning game 1. MM winds 31-27
5. Las Vegas Freebirds V 14 Columbus Bucks. LVF looked handed DDL a major league ass whipping in week 1. The Bucks looked overmatched against OFG in their opener. LVF wins 45-10
7. San Francisco Fire V 10 Lincoln Navigators. Fire were upset by K-ZOO in week one and need a big bounce back. No feel what so ever for Lincoln after they played the team previously known as Doomsday. SFF wins 35-21
8. South Bay Spartans V 9. Oklahoma City Thunderstorm. SBS is always a solid squad as long as MR. SMITH is in the backfield. Game 1 against the Former Nighthawks gave us no real feel for what they have this season. OCT started off with a strong win against one of the new kids on the block and would like to keep on rolling. SBS wins 28-24
11 Richmond Rebel Yell V 15 Kaneohe Daggers RRY lost a war in it's openers and gets a nice break in week 2. If it wasn't for the Penguins breaking up the Daggers would be far and away the worst team in USA PRO. RRY wins 67-7






You should try to apply all of them before your next game though 






















