Warrior General Games

After taking off the last few seasons, I think I'm ready to do this again. This is a good time, w/ some familiar faces from AAA#1, as well as some new teams.

Here goes:

1. East St. Louis Tire Fires (The word lose is not in their vocabulary... of course there are a lot of words that are not in their vocabulary. Will anybody be able to extinguish the Tire Fires this season)
2. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (If you're ever in Louisiana, whatever you do, don't ever ask for a screaming pelican. Trust me, you will not like what you get.)
3. Singapore Maruaders (Those Sigaporeans are brutal. Just ask Michael Fay.)
4. Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (These guys are about as good as they are annoying!)
5. Taiwan Blood Pandas (It's a good thing Pandas have a hard time mating, because we definitely don't need any more Blood Pandas running around here).
6. Ho Chi Mean Hot Mamas (Schwing!)
7. Bangkok Tweetys (Don't let the name fool you. These birds are viscious).
8. Bangkok Seamen (Seamen is what you get when you Bangkok).
9. Kamakura Katanas (Katanas had an impressive debut last season, but must not succumb to the sophomore slump. Of course, I could care less if they did).
10. South Austin Bats (New and improved...well maybe just improved, the Bats are looking to step it up a notch. Batclip of the week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0UJaprpxrk

Honorable Mention:
Hong Kong Highlanders
Hong Kong Hustlers
Manila Hitmen

The Bats do not deserve to be ahead of the Highlanders--a team who's proven themselves year in and year out.

The Bats will be thought of no more than guapo by seasons end.

We, I speak for everyone, do appreciate you taking the time to do a writeup; even if it was ill advised.

Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks

4. Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (These guys are about as good as they are annoying!)


nowhere near that good

Great rankings PRJ! I LOLed

Originally posted by JT83
Great rankings PRJ! I LOLed

+1


Anyone up for a Screaming Pelican? Taint is available.

Nice job PRJ! Good read.

You may want to take another break. .

1st off Bangkok Seamen at 8 and Kamakura Katanas at 9 when the Manilla Hitmen furfilled 3 contracts last Season finishing 2nd Overall. With One WIn verses Bangkok and Two against Kamakura.

Week 1 First order of buisness to dis-spell your myth is to go to the Hot Mamas House and pound some Hot Mamas (Schwing!)

Taking it a bit further Week 3 I'm going to go spill some SEAMEN again.

And I'm just going to flat out Laugh at your 9th pick

Damn after looking at your rankings again how in the Heck did I miss 3. Singapore Maruaders which is further BS

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=213306

I'll leave the Pelicans alone this time around

tire fires should be higher, imo.

Originally posted by LeadUsNot
I'll leave the Pelicans alone this time around

Thank you

Originally posted by LeadUsNot
Damn after looking at your rankings again how in the Heck did I miss 3. Singapore Maruaders which is further BS

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=213306

That was last season! These rankings will change as the season progresses, and will become more accurate. This league is hard to assess, as so many teams are pretty equal. But, I did add Manila Hitmen to the honorable mention section. They should have been up there to begin w/.

I'd probably move Marauders down, drop the Bats into Honorable mention and put the Hitmen in there some place.

Something like this: (With anyone of these teams easily capable of moving up 2-4 spots from their current places on a whim since they are evenly matched. League wide parody is great but makes the rankings rather subjective and very difficult to ascertain in week 1 with no head to head or strength of schedule to base the rankings)

1. East St. Louis Tire Fires (Defending league champs. They got spanked by LSP and gave up 34 points against the Yaks, wouldn't hit the panic button but the defense will have to stiffen up)
2. Taiwan Blood Pandas (Defending Garuda champs , defense looked great in their 2 scrimmages)
3. Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (15-1 squad last season, lots of weapons on both sides of the ball! Dominated Pa Dong and ESL in their scrimmages)
4. Ho Chi Mean Hot Mamas (Went deep last year with low chemistry. Insane depth, defeated 2 SEA Pro newcomers)
5. Manila Hitmen (Very strong team, has all the advantages of a 1 man run team, handled their 2 match ups to SEA Pro newcomers... so hard to gauge those wins yet)
6. Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (Perennial power, lackluster pre-season with 2 narrow victories over the Hustlers and Tweets)
7. Bangkok Seamen (Some solid pick ups in the off season, proven perennial power, Loss to the Highlanders was a surprise!)
8. Kamakura Katanas (Solid 1st season in SEA Pro, don't know much about them since they took the league by surprise last year, decent pre-season performances against unknown quantities)
9. Singapore Maruaders (Proven playoff contender and can beat anyone on any given day. Lost to the Bats, manhandled the Highalnders in pre-season. Ton of teams are climbing the ladder and making a push for the 7-10 spots)
10. Bangkok Tweetys (Solid team that is always in the mix. Barely hanging on to 10 w/ a ton of teams easily able to make their case to claim this spot)

This just in.... Official season 7 rankings by terms of legitness. Basically, just all around bad assness....

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Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks
Originally posted by LeadUsNot

Damn after looking at your rankings again how in the Heck did I miss 3. Singapore Maruaders which is further BS

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=213306

That was last season! These rankings will change as the season progresses, and will become more accurate. This league is hard to assess, as so many teams are pretty equal. But, I did add Manila Hitmen to the honorable mention section. They should have been up there to begin w/.

How can they change for the better when they are not accurate from the start. when a team thats ranked 3rd over all lost to all of the teams below them last season except Bandar. Did you even do your research before making a post?