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coachviking
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Because Tricon asked here goes

Detroit Demon Lions V Cincinnati Shockers.

The shockers had a solid come from behind win against a very good Maulers team. They were able to take advantage of Green Bays turnovers to pull out a win. DDL was able to use a solid ground attack to grind out a win against Harper's Stangs. The vaunted DDL pass rush was effective as usual giving the Mustangs little time to get into their passing game.

My two keys to this game are, first of all, the Shockers need to pressure Blake. They got to him twice in their first matchup and the Stangs smacked him around for 12 hurries and 6 sacks in round 1.
DDL must establish a running game. The only reason their first game was close was because the Shockers were -3 in the turnover department. DDL's ground game was nonexistent in that game, which allowed for the QB pressure.
Both teams are on a solid roll and TSE thinks this is his year. I don't know if the DDL Offense can help their D enough to win this time. Shockers 31-Demon Lions 27

Boston Nighthawks V Philadelphia Pushovers. Nighthawks did very bad thing to the Pirates in rnd one, to the point that it's not worth discussing, except for the fact that the one dimensional running team THREW for 488 in a playoff game.....HELLO. The Pushovers simpily CRUSHED the bullets with emphasis on crush for the 11 sacks they had.
Philly needs to figure out how to stop SOMETHING that Boston does. In their regular season matchup they were burned in the air and on the ground. Even though they were able to pressure the QB, the Nighthawks still passed all over them. I don't what the Nighthawks can really find to work on from their first matchup other than they only punted for 32 yards per punt. Other than that they play a near perfect game against Philly the first time.

I don't see the Pushovers being able to make enough moves to make this game winnable much less competitive. Boston wins 41-14.
 
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-4 for DDL ey? Id have it no other way! Good write-up.
 
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opspearhead
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Good read CV. Thanks.
 
joemiken
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Good writeup. I hope we win tomorrow so we can be Boston's doormat on their way to the championship.
 
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Originally posted by joemiken
Good writeup. I hope we win tomorrow so we can be Boston's doormat on their way to the championship.


Well if that's the case then just go ahead and take a dive tomorrow to make it easier on us

We wouldn't mind another shot at Boston.
 
Saris
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Originally posted by opspearhead
Originally posted by joemiken

Good writeup. I hope we win tomorrow so we can be Boston's doormat on their way to the championship.


Well if that's the case then just go ahead and take a dive tomorrow to make it easier on us

We wouldn't mind another shot at Boston.


Don't be fooled, he's trying to use the law of inverse football karma to make sure that Boston loses tomorrow to Philly. You know, the universal law where every game that's hyped as a foregone conclusion ends in an upset?

Anyway, very clever joemiken, fortunately this is easily countered by false humility "it would just be a huge accomplishment to get into the next round", and of course animal sacrifice.
 
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Originally posted by Saris
Originally posted by opspearhead

Originally posted by joemiken


Good writeup. I hope we win tomorrow so we can be Boston's doormat on their way to the championship.


Well if that's the case then just go ahead and take a dive tomorrow to make it easier on us

We wouldn't mind another shot at Boston.


Don't be fooled, he's trying to use the law of inverse football karma to make sure that Boston loses tomorrow to Philly. You know, the universal law where every game that's hyped as a foregone conclusion ends in an upset?

Anyway, very clever joemiken, fortunately this is easily countered by false humility "it would just be a huge accomplishment to get into the next round", and of course animal sacrifice.


What is the most effective animal to sacrifice? Don't say humans either, we all know that is number 1.
 
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sheep imo
 
Coriantumr
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Cats, easy, and plentiful, so if you need more, they breed quickly and of course they are very tame and of course my favorite instinctually house broken so you can keep many of them and sacrifice them as often as you want.
 
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Originally posted by tpaterniti
sheep imo


He said sacrifice not fornicate with
 
Saris
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Originally posted by Coriantumr
Cats, easy, and plentiful, so if you need more, they breed quickly and of course they are very tame and of course my favorite instinctually house broken so you can keep many of them and sacrifice them as often as you want.


I think you might be onto something with cats. Or better yet these cats, they'd be missed less than regular strays and you'd be able to tie in the whole virgin thing:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/CatsOriginalLondonCast.jpg
 
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Just be careful. The Laser cats fight back.
 
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So many ways I could go with this.
 
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Originally posted by Coriantumr
Cats, easy, and plentiful, so if you need more, they breed quickly and of course they are very tame and of course my favorite instinctually house broken so you can keep many of them and sacrifice them as often as you want.


Also they fit in the oven. Just sayin'
 
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