predictions!! z0mg.. who ever thought they'd see predictions at all this season? lol..
now in honor of the tradition.. my co GM atrain will bust out a little freestyle..
hit it atrain!
pshh.. pshh.. 1 2 one two
lemme hear y'all say one two one two
so my homeboy knightman's up in a leagues
but dont' worry... this is da real big leagues!
u ever wonder what bbb stand fo'?
Big Bad Boyz! dats fo' sho'
now imma bout bust out this postseason rankin'..
wit a little tad' of predictin'
like knightman did.. and dont fo'get huska
even tho he lost.. he's still a free agent hustla!
so anyway.. wtf am i talkin' bout?
oh ya dats right.. let's hear this prediction bout..
cuz we about to do dis thing jimo style
and u can thank him by losin' once in a while..
PEAAACEE.... WORD TO YO MUTHA..
ooookay.. thanks atrain.. that was great.. err.. so here we go..
& then there were 8..
soo the top 4 teams in each conference managed to survive with no upsets..
lets see how they can hang this time around.. with my predictions
1 Amish Farmers
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aaamiishh paradise.. scored 79 pts against the lumberjacks.. the anarchs scored 70 pts against the scorps.. so how many pts would the anarchs have scored against the lumberjacks? see where im goin' here? anyway who cares.. we about to see some playoff foozeball.. cuz heh.. we're gonna see a fight here.. i mean.. i wonder what the final score's gonna be.. hey whats this.. im looking at the schedule.. game 5.. season 6.. fresno vs. amish.. fresno at home.. roll the tape!.. oooh.. owuch.. ooooff.. ughh.. woah.. ok lets err.. take it off.. errm.. heh.. yea.. this time.. fresno's on the road.. eee yeah.. place your bets fellaz!.. lets see if anarchs follow da rulez this time around..
4 Fresno Anarchs
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PREDICTION: Farmers 52 - Anarchs 32
2 Chicago Whodat's
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after telling the dynasty to put their money where their mouth is.. chicago squares up against mudville.. can chicago make me look like a genius and actually beat mudville when they face off? because i picked chicago before the season started to win the west.. it's not too late.. to prove me right fellaz.. lets go back to game 3 of season 6.. aaaand yes.. jus like i made that late final surge when i knocked up scarlett johansenn.. the whodat's did the same and surprised everyone as the game was winding down and the night was gettin' older.. mudville had no answer.. but hey after paying honor to the western tradition of losing to the amish, mudville has been on a mission ever since.. maybe they've got the answer to whodat's questions "who dat gonna stop us? huh? whodat?"
PREDICTION
Whodats - 28 Mudville - 25
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3 Mudville Bombers
1 Cleveland Buckeyes
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the buckeys vs. the samurai.. anyone catch all that hooplah the buckeyes were talkin' about samurai? like anyone believes that junk.. lmao.. i hope the samurai dont bite on those props cuz the buckeyes are talkin' them into their web of torture.. i mean look.. who have the samurai beaten that the buckeys havent.. i mean.. they even beat the samurai.. by 43 pts.. lemme guess mr. buckeye.. the samurai defense took the wrong turn for that game? quite frankly there's no way the buckeyes are jus gonna roll over and play dead for the samurai.. yea samurai know how to win games.. and szarek is probably getting his nunchakus ready for me because ive not said anything positive about the samurai just yet.. well till now.. the samurai lost by six pts to the river city ransom.. then never lost again.. not even to houston nor the lycans.. maybe they're on to something.. but maybe that's right.. maybe just maybe.. the samurai defense took a wrong turn in game 3 and ended up at the strip clubs.. either way.. alotta ppl are gonna be watching this game..
PREDICTION: Samurai 45 - Buckeys 48 - OT
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4 Syracuse Samurai
2 Appalachian Lycans
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well since the lycan's loss at buckeye stadium looked like a classic fight scene from underworld, they've got to earn our trust yet again.. looks like teams like the samurai and the buckeyes who are the only ones to beat them.. (and they'd have to face either of the two in the next round mind you..) have lycan kryptonite in their jockstraps.. or should i say silver bullets.. anyway.. i think the lycans are pissed.. i am convinced they are ready.. and link's been more active as of late.. i think he's cookin' up some lycan stew.. with flavors of river city saucemeat in 'em.. but rivercity has been pretty silent despite their ongoing onslaughts.. you can't count them out.. especially after mowing over teams like jax beach and houston.. i mean.. mowing them.. like those were cupcake teams.. you gotta say.. wait a minute.. i know ransom is good but are they THAT good to where they blow out the opposition that blows out other opposition? ransom will put up a fight.. but the lycans will be lacing up the nikes, spaldings.. and the silver bullet proof vests for the game tomorrow..
ok if you're confused just looka this..
PREDICTION: Ransom - 24 - Lycans - 42
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3 The River City Ransom
disclaimer: these predictions are in no way shape or form accurate representations by jimo2305.. jimo did not pay any teams any money to make him right or wrong or whatever.. quite frankly jimo doesn't even really know wtf he's talking about.. for all we know he could just be throwing random numbers up there tryin' to look all suave and what not.. now that i think about it.. it hink it woulda been cool to have knightman as a guest commentator actually do the predictions.. and brick do a ranking.. just to pay tribute to them.. ok wtf jimo just post this damn thing already.. they've been waiting!!.. ok ok im posting.. jeeeze.. /fineprint
now in honor of the tradition.. my co GM atrain will bust out a little freestyle..
hit it atrain!
pshh.. pshh.. 1 2 one two
lemme hear y'all say one two one two
so my homeboy knightman's up in a leagues
but dont' worry... this is da real big leagues!
u ever wonder what bbb stand fo'?
Big Bad Boyz! dats fo' sho'
now imma bout bust out this postseason rankin'..
wit a little tad' of predictin'
like knightman did.. and dont fo'get huska
even tho he lost.. he's still a free agent hustla!
so anyway.. wtf am i talkin' bout?
oh ya dats right.. let's hear this prediction bout..
cuz we about to do dis thing jimo style
and u can thank him by losin' once in a while..
PEAAACEE.... WORD TO YO MUTHA..
ooookay.. thanks atrain.. that was great.. err.. so here we go..
& then there were 8..
soo the top 4 teams in each conference managed to survive with no upsets..
lets see how they can hang this time around.. with my predictions
1 Amish Farmers
--
aaamiishh paradise.. scored 79 pts against the lumberjacks.. the anarchs scored 70 pts against the scorps.. so how many pts would the anarchs have scored against the lumberjacks? see where im goin' here? anyway who cares.. we about to see some playoff foozeball.. cuz heh.. we're gonna see a fight here.. i mean.. i wonder what the final score's gonna be.. hey whats this.. im looking at the schedule.. game 5.. season 6.. fresno vs. amish.. fresno at home.. roll the tape!.. oooh.. owuch.. ooooff.. ughh.. woah.. ok lets err.. take it off.. errm.. heh.. yea.. this time.. fresno's on the road.. eee yeah.. place your bets fellaz!.. lets see if anarchs follow da rulez this time around..
4 Fresno Anarchs
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PREDICTION: Farmers 52 - Anarchs 32
2 Chicago Whodat's
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after telling the dynasty to put their money where their mouth is.. chicago squares up against mudville.. can chicago make me look like a genius and actually beat mudville when they face off? because i picked chicago before the season started to win the west.. it's not too late.. to prove me right fellaz.. lets go back to game 3 of season 6.. aaaand yes.. jus like i made that late final surge when i knocked up scarlett johansenn.. the whodat's did the same and surprised everyone as the game was winding down and the night was gettin' older.. mudville had no answer.. but hey after paying honor to the western tradition of losing to the amish, mudville has been on a mission ever since.. maybe they've got the answer to whodat's questions "who dat gonna stop us? huh? whodat?"
PREDICTION
Whodats - 28 Mudville - 25
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3 Mudville Bombers
1 Cleveland Buckeyes
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the buckeys vs. the samurai.. anyone catch all that hooplah the buckeyes were talkin' about samurai? like anyone believes that junk.. lmao.. i hope the samurai dont bite on those props cuz the buckeyes are talkin' them into their web of torture.. i mean look.. who have the samurai beaten that the buckeys havent.. i mean.. they even beat the samurai.. by 43 pts.. lemme guess mr. buckeye.. the samurai defense took the wrong turn for that game? quite frankly there's no way the buckeyes are jus gonna roll over and play dead for the samurai.. yea samurai know how to win games.. and szarek is probably getting his nunchakus ready for me because ive not said anything positive about the samurai just yet.. well till now.. the samurai lost by six pts to the river city ransom.. then never lost again.. not even to houston nor the lycans.. maybe they're on to something.. but maybe that's right.. maybe just maybe.. the samurai defense took a wrong turn in game 3 and ended up at the strip clubs.. either way.. alotta ppl are gonna be watching this game..
PREDICTION: Samurai 45 - Buckeys 48 - OT
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4 Syracuse Samurai
2 Appalachian Lycans
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well since the lycan's loss at buckeye stadium looked like a classic fight scene from underworld, they've got to earn our trust yet again.. looks like teams like the samurai and the buckeyes who are the only ones to beat them.. (and they'd have to face either of the two in the next round mind you..) have lycan kryptonite in their jockstraps.. or should i say silver bullets.. anyway.. i think the lycans are pissed.. i am convinced they are ready.. and link's been more active as of late.. i think he's cookin' up some lycan stew.. with flavors of river city saucemeat in 'em.. but rivercity has been pretty silent despite their ongoing onslaughts.. you can't count them out.. especially after mowing over teams like jax beach and houston.. i mean.. mowing them.. like those were cupcake teams.. you gotta say.. wait a minute.. i know ransom is good but are they THAT good to where they blow out the opposition that blows out other opposition? ransom will put up a fight.. but the lycans will be lacing up the nikes, spaldings.. and the silver bullet proof vests for the game tomorrow..
ok if you're confused just looka this..
PREDICTION: Ransom - 24 - Lycans - 42
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3 The River City Ransom
disclaimer: these predictions are in no way shape or form accurate representations by jimo2305.. jimo did not pay any teams any money to make him right or wrong or whatever.. quite frankly jimo doesn't even really know wtf he's talking about.. for all we know he could just be throwing random numbers up there tryin' to look all suave and what not.. now that i think about it.. it hink it woulda been cool to have knightman as a guest commentator actually do the predictions.. and brick do a ranking.. just to pay tribute to them.. ok wtf jimo just post this damn thing already.. they've been waiting!!.. ok ok im posting.. jeeeze.. /fineprint
