Warrior General Games

It is slow here. So I thought I would take a brief moment to critique some of the player names here at SEA Pro.

Starting (and possibly ending) with SEA Pro Naga Conference quarterbacks. CPU's were not included. Included are comments and an overall Name Grade. In order from worst to first in team record:

That Navy (Holbook Roadrunners)
Comments – Wtf? Grade: Inc.

Hank Chu (Holbook Roadrunners)
Comments – OK Grade: C

David Mathews (Tokyo Whalers)
Comments – Reminds me of the band so it sucks Grade: F

Michael Brady (Macau Gamblers)
Comments – Solid if named after the Brady Bunch, otherwise plain and boring Grade: C+

Adriαn Godtercito (Macau Gamblers)
Comments – I don’t get it Grade: Inc.

George Harver (Phuket All)
Comments – Plain and boring Grade: C-

blue blood (Chaiyaphum Gothic)
Comments – Not a name, but at least not plain and boring Grade: C+

ZaX Soapman (Chaiyaphum Gothic)
Comments – OK Grade: C+

Rocco Payne (Mekong Monsoon)
Comments – OK Grade: C

Hapmon Tossay (Niagara Jeanhorns)
Comments – I don’t like it Grade: D

Grady Ryan (Singapore Marauders)
Comments – plain and boring Grade: C-

Warren Moon (Bangkok Seamen)
Comments – Bort says don’t use real names. Should have called him Warren Spoon Grade: F

Jim Zorn (Bangkok Seamen)
Comments – Bort says don’t use real names. Naming him Jim Porn could have been an A+ with an appropriate avatar Grade: F

Michael "Trigger Mike" Coppola (Manilla Hitmen)
Comments – Bonus points for nickname Grade: B

Precission Passer (Manilla Hitmen)
Comments – Not a name, but at least not plain and boring. Precision not spelled correctly Grade: C-

Geoff Dakota (Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates)
Comments – Boring but almost ok Grade: C+

The Great Dane (Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates)
Comments – Not a name, Ok I guess Grade: C+

Joey Kickatello (Kamakura Katanas)
Comments – OK Grade: C+

Gunnar White (East St. Louis Tire Fires)
Comments – Boring but almost ok Grade: C+

Harley Samson (East St. Louis Tire Fires)
Comments – Boring but almost ok Grade: C+

why leave out CPUs? I am sure Bort's random (non real NFL player) name generator needs some love too.

C+ is a decent grade. Back when I was in college I used to say "D and C are passing grades too"

D for diploma!!

Great thread idea!

QB Brevinlokai >

Originally posted by Sulfadias0
QB Brevinlokai >



speaking of qb's sulfadias0, after u said my qb sucks as in season 2, look at his stats this year. 21 yds and 1 int, 75% completion, and a 145.8 rating.

Originally posted by bulletsb
Originally posted by Sulfadias0

QB Brevinlokai >



speaking of qb's sulfadias0, after u said my qb sucks as in season 2, look at his stats this year. 21 yds and 1 int, 75% completion, and a 145.8 rating.

Ah yes, in South America A... impressive! LOL

The guy ahead of you has 75 TDs... looks like a real competitive division!

Originally posted by Packer Fan

Precission Passer (Manilla Hitmen)
Comments – Not a name, but at least not plain and boring. Precision not spelled correctly Grade: C-



How can you say the name is spelled wrong? It wasn't you that came up with the name. Many names are spelled different with the same sound or reference. With that being said...it's my player, my name and it's spelled how I wanted it to be.

Seems like a weak excuse for poor grammar skills.
Stick with the C-.

Originally posted by sirallan
Seems like a weak excuse for poor grammar skills.
Stick with the C-.

Call it what you want. And call it again after I whoop up on your team.

And how the F@@k is that grammar when it's a name?

this is the most honest thing anyone has ever done here ever. bravo.

Originally posted by LeadUsNot

Call it what you want. And call it again after I whoop up on your team.

And how the F@@k is that grammar when it's a name?


Haha whoop up on my team. I think you should focus a little more on Katanas to make sure you don't loose your last two.

Originally posted by LeadUsNot
Originally posted by sirallan

Seems like a weak excuse for poor grammar skills.
Stick with the C-.



And how the F@@k is that grammar when it's a name?

All of my friends named Precision spell it with one "S".