I'm going to assume that Anebriated has just been too inebriated to do these, so here goes:
South Park Cows vs. So.Cal Beach Bums
Port Moresby Trucks vs. Las Vegas Legends
South Georgia Falcons vs. RAVING MAD DAWGS
Topeka Gunners F-16 vs. Philadelphia Demonik
Roswell Space Pirates vs. Seattle Thunder
San Diego Blaze vs. Galaxy Aces
Dallas Red Raiders vs. Houston Space Cowboys
Springville Renagades vs. Project Mayhem
Pittsburgh Soldiers vs. Slaycity Slayers
Batavia Ridicule Swarm vs. San Vascarba J-Hawks
Lynchburg Death Dealers vs. Seattle Bluehawks
New Hampshire Hounds vs. Neuchâtel Knights
Buffalo Badasses vs. Salt Lake City Punks
Orlando Ninjas vs. Holly Tornadoes
Charlotte Crows vs. Greenville Gladiators
Jacksonville Teal Cats vs. War Axe Griffins
South Park Cows vs. So.Cal Beach Bums
Port Moresby Trucks vs. Las Vegas Legends
South Georgia Falcons vs. RAVING MAD DAWGS
Topeka Gunners F-16 vs. Philadelphia Demonik
Roswell Space Pirates vs. Seattle Thunder
San Diego Blaze vs. Galaxy Aces
Dallas Red Raiders vs. Houston Space Cowboys
Springville Renagades vs. Project Mayhem
Pittsburgh Soldiers vs. Slaycity Slayers
Batavia Ridicule Swarm vs. San Vascarba J-Hawks
Lynchburg Death Dealers vs. Seattle Bluehawks
New Hampshire Hounds vs. Neuchâtel Knights
Buffalo Badasses vs. Salt Lake City Punks
Orlando Ninjas vs. Holly Tornadoes
Charlotte Crows vs. Greenville Gladiators
Jacksonville Teal Cats vs. War Axe Griffins






























