Warrior General Games

(I invite my fellow Outlaws players to post here as well)

After a huge dominating blowout against the Nevada Dice, the Orlando Outlaws meet the press to answer questions. First up is Jumbo Khan, the 6'2", 316 lb. Nose Tackle, regarded as the anchor of the line. He is dressed in baggy sweatpants and a hooded sweatshirt, and it looked as if he was ready to hit the weight room.

Q: "Jumbo, how do you think the defense did today?"

A: *laugh* "Well we did pretty well, in my opinion. Holding Nevada to just 15 rushing yards goes to show that we're the dominant team in our league. The pass defense was sharp as well."

Q: "All of your tackles today were for losses. Why were you so effective today at getting in the backfield?"

A: "I watched film of the last few Nevada games, and I noticed some weaknesses in the line, so I exploited them. It helps when you got a great D coordinator calling the shots, 'cause I wouldn't have gotten some of those tackles without my fellow teammates gobbling up the O line."

Q: "Tell us about your next opponent, the Louisville Whales."

A: "Well they're an all around good team, and it should be a fun matchup. They got a good quarterback, and if we want to win we gotta put him on his back."

The next to be interviewed was the team Classhole, Johnmichael Jones. Donning a suit and tie topped off with a formal top hat, he took a stand at the podium and awaited his first question.

Q: Congratulations, Jones, what do you attribute todays victory to?

A: I told you we'd be ready. Simple enough. Next.

Q: Jones, you were all over the field today. You even scored your first touchdown. How do you feel?

A: How do I feel? I feel fan-(expletive)-tastic.

Q: ...?

A: What? Is that over your head? A grown man can't swear? Fine. I feel all giddy like a young lad who got a high mark on his latest test. Such a grand day!

Q: ...How about your ne-

A: Nope. I'm done here. Later.

Next up Cornbread Anderson:


A representative just stated " Cornbread sends his apologies and promises to conduct an interview after the next Squash! We believe he just received a rush package from his mother. We are pretty sure it is a Huge pot of Chicken and Dumplins'. His mother is a big fan and sent them for the entire Defense."