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THE BOYS ALL THE GIRLS LIKE

Austin Breakers-
yea once i saw the breakers came out on top.. i had to do a double take.. they don't even have the best record.. however the formula swung their way after looking at their points per game and points allowed per game.. their schedule strength wasn't the toughest but it was up there.. their defense is no joke as they punked out teams with wins in the triple digits and the most anyone ever dropped on them was 34 pts.. and that was by a juggernaut

Louisville Baby Kittens
looweehville? or loweesville? whatever you call 'em.. don't forget their nickname is 'awesome'.. i honestly dont know how these guys do it.. i thought for once the wallace/luigi tandem we had over at the team formerly known as saginaw was gonna rival their kitten/kortnue tandem.. we didnt even hold a candle.. so far they're continuing the tradition and it shows in their win/loss record as well as their PPG.. they were only .6 points shy of grabbing the top spot

Texas Tarheels
besides the being the only texas team in this league that has a pulse, they're coming in 3rd with their undefeated record of 10 and 0.. mastering a whopping 110 pts per game.. and allowing only 11.2, they rank 3rd, despite their undefeated record.. their schedule strength has been relatively strong with wins over the #1 team austin breakers and anchorage vikings. those if not for the cupcake teams they faced and demolished after that.. maybe they would've grabbed the top spot..

Red Bank Thundercats
thunder.. thunder... thundercats!! the only other team in this league to boast an undefeated record.. they come in at fourth place with a masterful 7.3 pts allowed per game.. quite frankly that's insane.. they're the best defense in the league right now.. and with wins over the lycans, warriors and samurai?.. umm.. don't forget to refill the superBOWL with catfood!

Appalachian Lycans
ok rounding up the top group.. would be the appalachian lyncans.. these guys seem to just flat out roll in and whoop ass on juggernauts when they least expect it.. then other times they get put in their place.. however theres alotta fight in these players.. and they won't seem to back down from anyone or anything for that matter.. no not even silver bullets.. trust me.. i tried it last season.. they only lost once and that was to redbank.. after that.. they exacted revenge on everyone else they faced.. EVEN THE BABY KITTENS! now that's no joke.. and from the looks of it .. it dont' seem like they're slowin' down any

THE SPERM THAT NEARLY MADE IT
Syracuse Samurai
-allowing only 13.8 pts per game.. this samurai team never forgets their katanas as they keep slicin' up offenses..

The River City Ransom
even tho they beat up on cupcakes you can't fault them for their schedule strength..

Lincoln Freedom Warriors
unless you're a cupcake, they won't destroy you.. but they've won enough games and haven't been blown out

Anchorage Vikings
shockingly, despite their impressive record, they're in this spot because they just haven't blown their cupcakes out of the field like their competition has

Mudville Bombers
these boys are quietly sneakin' into this group.. at 7 and 3.. they've put up a squad and havent been blown out by quality teams

british accent: "ALMOST.. ALMOST.. ALMOST.. ERR, WE ARE" ... 'well done'
kudos to who can figure out where that quote's from

Jax Beach Juggernauts
Fresno Anarchs
Chicago Whodat's
Cleveland Buckeyes
LA Chupacabras

MY DAD ONCE TOLD ME.. "SCORE MORE POINTS.. SON"
Houston Armageddon
Amish Farmers
Big Whiskey Assassins
Santa Cruz Slashers

HEY.. THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT SEASON..
Phoenix Scorpions
Richmond Empire
Baltimore Hustle
Big Money Dynasty
Frostburg Bobcats
Alamo City Soujahs
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Cullowhee Catamounts
Deimon Devil bats
Texas Two Step

THE ENDZONE IS.. THAT WAY..
Clemson Gamecock Kickers
Gardner Paraplegics
The State of Texas Domination

Very nice write-up Jimo. Actually a bit better then Bricks write-ups, me thinks. Nice quality smack talk, and praise at the same time, without being condescending. EXCELLENT!

lol thanks..

im really second guessing a couple of positions tho on that ranking.. but from my formula it is explanable..

i expected the vikings and chupacabras to be higher but i believe that was justified by the amount of scores the higher teams put on against the cupcakes.. you had teams scoring like in the 200s.. and they were scoring in the 100s or less despite the wins..

thats why it seems like theres teams with better records but lower ranks..

Ya, but not all the top teams have played the "cupcakes" as much as other teams that are ranked higher so it will even out over time. Like Brick explained last year. As the season progresses, it will come into alignment with Louisebille, App, Red Bank and the other conferences top teams on the top two tiers.

Good job jimo

Originally posted by LithoMan
Ya, but not all the top teams have played the "cupcakes" as much as other teams that are ranked higher so it will even out over time. Like Brick explained last year. As the season progresses, it will come into alignment with Louisebille, App, Red Bank and the other conferences top teams on the top two tiers.

yeah look at the Buckeyes. we've probably had the toughest schedule so far.

You've gotta watch out for the Freedom Warriors too...There's no doubt to me that Red Bank is the best of the best...But we played Louisville right to the end...It's all going to come down to us vs. Appalachian in a week...

Great job jimo

I honestly thought that the Samurai would be lower than what they are...The Beach and Cleveland kicked us and we still have 4 very tough matches coming up...

Nice write up Jimo... guess the Tarheels will have to play MAD... we want that no.1 spot !!!!

Excellent job Jimo. Worth the wait.

Great write-up Jimo. I'm not sure how the Breakers got the top spot but am happy to see us up there anyway

You lost me at #1. Yea let's rank the Breakers over a tean that beat them easily, and will destroy them again. I will never read one of your worthless threads again. I bet you think the breakers recievers are better then ours as well.

Originally posted by dmaxwell
You lost me at #1. Yea let's rank the Breakers over a tean that beat them easily, and will destroy them again. I will never read one of your worthless threads again. I bet you think the breakers recievers are better then ours as well.

O wow 10 point win with only 7 more yards that's really destroying someone.

This is a great write up and he didn't pick the top team the formula did. The tarheels are a good team no one is doubting that its just the formula he uses doesn't have them on top. Its also worth noting Louisville Baby Kittens were .6 from the top spot which is still not the tarheels so shut up.

Anyone of the top team could of gotten it we just played a little better stats wise against teams that all it comes down too.

Originally posted by dmaxwell
You lost me at #1. Yea let's rank the Breakers over a tean that beat them easily, and will destroy them again. I will never read one of your worthless threads again. I bet you think the breakers recievers are better then ours as well.

You should do him one better and never read (or reply to) any threads ever. That'll show him!

/solidarity!

All I have to say aaddron is the records and scoreboards say otherwise.