I'm bored today. So, you guys get a power ranking.
the best teams:
1. Ho Playbook - Defense has scored 50% more TDs then opponents offense. Leads the league in PYA, RYA. Offense has scored more points than other offenses. If teams were rated in terms of the Honolulu warriors these guys would be equal to 3 or possibly 4 units of Honolulu.
The pretty good teams:
2. Cleveland Steamers - While no Ho Playbook, their defense is still one of the best in the league. Theres some serious questions about their little dot hearts though and if they have what it takes inside to win the big game. They lost a game they shouldn't have to Doom. 2.5 Honolulus
3. St. Louis Bear barons - Week after week this seemingly weak team manages to scrap out another close victory. When you're not ranked better than 8th in anything that can say a great deal. They're showing a lot of heart but there's a growing feeling that the clock is approaching midnight. 2.4 Honolulus
4. Radio City - After a crushing loss to Ho Playbook that featured them leading 24-9 late in the third quarter there are serious questions about if they'll be able to rebound for their next big game. Fortunately that game is ways off. They showed a serious lack of composure and inability to close things out. 2 honolulus
The Rest:
5. South Texas Texans - They lost a game they shouldn't have to Honolulu but other than that it's been smoothing albeit really fucking boring sailing for this national league defensive powerhouse. 2 honolulus
6. Omaha Shockers - Their offensive line is doing such a good job of protecting the QB that he routinely falls asleep during those long boring ass national league punt fests. Their defense is a little suspect but until it gets exploited they'll maintain top billing. 1.5 honolulus
7. NY Doom - This team doesn't have the ability to win a big shootout or the guts to come from big deficit but if they can keep the score low against a crappy team then they've got a great shot at winning. 1.2 honolulus
8. Honolulu Warriors - They're shaping up to hold #1 in their conference standings. Just like season 3 when they held #1, another early post season collapse is expected. 1 honolulu. The gold standard in honolulus.
9. NY Knights - This is a team right on the cusp of beating the shit out of NY Doom. They may have another shot against them in the playoffs but after that they'll probably never see the doom again. Much like a fat lady you pass at an airport terminal. .7 honolulus
to be continued with the 10-19 analysis and an insider tour of the Saratoga shit house
bonus: the shitiest of the shit (from shitiest to less shitiest)
1. Palmyra - They're a farm team so at least they are productive shit. like the kind of manure you put on a field to make corn grow.
2. Saratoga - An all CPU team with a terribly shitty owner... what could go wrong?
3. Miami - Another shitty CPU team but with a MUCH better owner (CPU)
the best teams:
1. Ho Playbook - Defense has scored 50% more TDs then opponents offense. Leads the league in PYA, RYA. Offense has scored more points than other offenses. If teams were rated in terms of the Honolulu warriors these guys would be equal to 3 or possibly 4 units of Honolulu.
The pretty good teams:
2. Cleveland Steamers - While no Ho Playbook, their defense is still one of the best in the league. Theres some serious questions about their little dot hearts though and if they have what it takes inside to win the big game. They lost a game they shouldn't have to Doom. 2.5 Honolulus
3. St. Louis Bear barons - Week after week this seemingly weak team manages to scrap out another close victory. When you're not ranked better than 8th in anything that can say a great deal. They're showing a lot of heart but there's a growing feeling that the clock is approaching midnight. 2.4 Honolulus
4. Radio City - After a crushing loss to Ho Playbook that featured them leading 24-9 late in the third quarter there are serious questions about if they'll be able to rebound for their next big game. Fortunately that game is ways off. They showed a serious lack of composure and inability to close things out. 2 honolulus
The Rest:
5. South Texas Texans - They lost a game they shouldn't have to Honolulu but other than that it's been smoothing albeit really fucking boring sailing for this national league defensive powerhouse. 2 honolulus
6. Omaha Shockers - Their offensive line is doing such a good job of protecting the QB that he routinely falls asleep during those long boring ass national league punt fests. Their defense is a little suspect but until it gets exploited they'll maintain top billing. 1.5 honolulus
7. NY Doom - This team doesn't have the ability to win a big shootout or the guts to come from big deficit but if they can keep the score low against a crappy team then they've got a great shot at winning. 1.2 honolulus
8. Honolulu Warriors - They're shaping up to hold #1 in their conference standings. Just like season 3 when they held #1, another early post season collapse is expected. 1 honolulu. The gold standard in honolulus.
9. NY Knights - This is a team right on the cusp of beating the shit out of NY Doom. They may have another shot against them in the playoffs but after that they'll probably never see the doom again. Much like a fat lady you pass at an airport terminal. .7 honolulus
to be continued with the 10-19 analysis and an insider tour of the Saratoga shit house
bonus: the shitiest of the shit (from shitiest to less shitiest)
1. Palmyra - They're a farm team so at least they are productive shit. like the kind of manure you put on a field to make corn grow.
2. Saratoga - An all CPU team with a terribly shitty owner... what could go wrong?
3. Miami - Another shitty CPU team but with a MUCH better owner (CPU)
Last edited Oct 8, 2008 14:57:11
