So to boost activity in the forum, I've decided to put together a series of rankings so scientific they cannot be questioned or reproached in any way.
16)Albany Death- You guys may have won one more than the Tornadoes but the Tornadoes now have added power and were you to play each other, I back Tornadoes.
15)Tulsa Tornadoes- Might be better than Albany but not anyone else. Sorry guys but you're in my cellar, and not in a good way. More an OMG we need to win to avoid relegation if said relegation was even an option cellar.
14) Storm- Even added Storm power can't help them. Being from Chicago you'd expect their home games to be a bit disrupted, the windy city and all that, yet teams can pass easily on them. Hmmm, this confuses me.
13)Greyhounds- Being fast obviously doesn't help you in BBB#2. Not in the words of John Madden but sounding extremely like him, "it doesn't matter how fast you are in the NFl, it's technique and skill that gets you places. That and PASSING PAST THE MARKER ON THIRD DOWN!"
12)Vikings- With somebody still owing everybody else beer after they reached 50 losses last season, they're going to make a lot of people happy when the debt gets paid. As they’re Vikings, they’ll be looking to send their next opponents to Valhalla.
11)Assassins- Three reason they’re here. I hated Assassins Creed and they remind me of it. They beat Pontiac and remind me of it. And, like my old Math teacher they won’t tell anyone their real name, and I hated her.
10)Wildcats- For sounding like something out of High School Musical and having such a hardworking owner, they get into my top 10. I love High School Musical, however I was never sure what the actual point of it was.
9)The Mob- They scare me with their dark name and threatening logo, hence their position at 9th.
8)Milwaukee Fire- With their ability to smoke any challenger on any given day (see what I did there? Smoke/Fire
) they worry me and take my first playoff spot.
7)Iron Maidens- You see, the problem with being made of iron is that invariably, one day you will rust. Somebody, not naming any names, will leave you out in the rain like they did to my first bicycle and you’ll have to cry yourselves to sleep until Christmas when Santa replaces it even though you know in your heart of hearts that it‘s just not the same. Out of sympathy, you go in 7th.
6)Tigers- They don’t have anyone called Tony in their team? But they do have a lot of girls so I’ll let them off with not having everybody’s favourute Tiger in their ranks.
5)War Kittens- They have a strange name. They’re from Pontiac and Kittens are just so darned kyoooot. All top spot material, yet somehow they’re in 5th. I blame the formula.
4)Buckeyes-What is a buckeye? Is it a pokemon? If not, why not? Until the formula gets given the answers to these questions they stay in fourtg.
3)C^3-Everybody’s favourite cubes rank in the spot with the same number as the number of C’s in their name. Is this formula lazy or do they belong there? Find out next week.
2)Seattle Reign-After going undefeated halfway through and remaining very humble about it, I love Seattle. In the second half of the season howver, everybody will be looking to rain (I’m on a roll!!) on their parade and beat them. Hence second spot
1) Panthers- I love Sanderval so much they go to the top. They win everything, they have a locker room full of the worlds most desirable women, (dibs on the Kicker) and they have a pretty cool owner. In fact, I’m jealous…how has the formula let them end up at one? I’m getting a new sponsor so I can buy a new machine, this one’s rubbish.
And there you have it! Rankings done so scientifically that they are completely undoubtable. Have a looksee next time when Rick Astley makes a guest appearance.
DISCLAIMER: These are meant for comedic purposes and not to offend, hurt, maim or insult any person/persons/teams. Please don’t mail me telling me what a jerk I am because I put your team a few spots down.
16)Albany Death- You guys may have won one more than the Tornadoes but the Tornadoes now have added power and were you to play each other, I back Tornadoes.
15)Tulsa Tornadoes- Might be better than Albany but not anyone else. Sorry guys but you're in my cellar, and not in a good way. More an OMG we need to win to avoid relegation if said relegation was even an option cellar.
14) Storm- Even added Storm power can't help them. Being from Chicago you'd expect their home games to be a bit disrupted, the windy city and all that, yet teams can pass easily on them. Hmmm, this confuses me.
13)Greyhounds- Being fast obviously doesn't help you in BBB#2. Not in the words of John Madden but sounding extremely like him, "it doesn't matter how fast you are in the NFl, it's technique and skill that gets you places. That and PASSING PAST THE MARKER ON THIRD DOWN!"
12)Vikings- With somebody still owing everybody else beer after they reached 50 losses last season, they're going to make a lot of people happy when the debt gets paid. As they’re Vikings, they’ll be looking to send their next opponents to Valhalla.
11)Assassins- Three reason they’re here. I hated Assassins Creed and they remind me of it. They beat Pontiac and remind me of it. And, like my old Math teacher they won’t tell anyone their real name, and I hated her.
10)Wildcats- For sounding like something out of High School Musical and having such a hardworking owner, they get into my top 10. I love High School Musical, however I was never sure what the actual point of it was.
9)The Mob- They scare me with their dark name and threatening logo, hence their position at 9th.
8)Milwaukee Fire- With their ability to smoke any challenger on any given day (see what I did there? Smoke/Fire
) they worry me and take my first playoff spot.7)Iron Maidens- You see, the problem with being made of iron is that invariably, one day you will rust. Somebody, not naming any names, will leave you out in the rain like they did to my first bicycle and you’ll have to cry yourselves to sleep until Christmas when Santa replaces it even though you know in your heart of hearts that it‘s just not the same. Out of sympathy, you go in 7th.
6)Tigers- They don’t have anyone called Tony in their team? But they do have a lot of girls so I’ll let them off with not having everybody’s favourute Tiger in their ranks.
5)War Kittens- They have a strange name. They’re from Pontiac and Kittens are just so darned kyoooot. All top spot material, yet somehow they’re in 5th. I blame the formula.
4)Buckeyes-What is a buckeye? Is it a pokemon? If not, why not? Until the formula gets given the answers to these questions they stay in fourtg.
3)C^3-Everybody’s favourite cubes rank in the spot with the same number as the number of C’s in their name. Is this formula lazy or do they belong there? Find out next week.
2)Seattle Reign-After going undefeated halfway through and remaining very humble about it, I love Seattle. In the second half of the season howver, everybody will be looking to rain (I’m on a roll!!) on their parade and beat them. Hence second spot
1) Panthers- I love Sanderval so much they go to the top. They win everything, they have a locker room full of the worlds most desirable women, (dibs on the Kicker) and they have a pretty cool owner. In fact, I’m jealous…how has the formula let them end up at one? I’m getting a new sponsor so I can buy a new machine, this one’s rubbish.
And there you have it! Rankings done so scientifically that they are completely undoubtable. Have a looksee next time when Rick Astley makes a guest appearance.
DISCLAIMER: These are meant for comedic purposes and not to offend, hurt, maim or insult any person/persons/teams. Please don’t mail me telling me what a jerk I am because I put your team a few spots down.
Last edited Oct 6, 2008 17:11:06
