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Back with our first official newsletter. Today we sit down with quarterback Level 25 QB Caleb Bailey and cover some of the happenings around our team.

In the world of GLB, the demand for testing illegal substances has reduced in the past weeks. Unfortunately, the owners of teams are demanding that all players boost their attributes every season. Its gotten to the point that players can't keep up unless that go to outside sources. Is it fair to the players? Almost certainly not, but then again winning comes at all costs in this league.

k2bailey commented on the issue in a recent phone interview, "Teams like the Teabaggers, Jaguars, and Maulers are all doing it! How the f*** are we supposed to compete by playing fairly." He added that certain agents seem more willing too abuse their players. "I heard a rumor that all 6 players dawgs1235 ( http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl )has are on HGH. I'm not complaining, but man, those guys are monsters."

The end result of this remains to be seen, but its an rampant epidemic, with no end in the near future.

In Thunder news, the team stands at 4-8 (11th place) in the BBB13 Western Conference. One more victory and the team will set a new franchise record for wins in a season. While it looks like the team will fall short of its 8th place goal, much progress has been made this season. Several key starter have been resigned to long term contract, one of the most important being Level 26 DT Mike Trainor. During his press conference, he commented saying "I could have defiantly gone elsewhere, but dawgs1235 got me wasted after our 27-6 victory over Raving and kind of put me on the spot. I hate seeing a grown man cry, so I gave in." dawgs1235 had no comment on the incident. k2bailey did say, "we are looking to keep the players that have been good to us, you know, we get really attached to these guys. djoe also added "do you have any f*****g idea how hard it is to bring a 26 DT to a 4-8 team!"

In our interview of the week, we sit down with QB Caleb Bailey, mastermind behind the epic record-setting season unfolding before us.

Chicago Thunder Weekly (CTW)- What's up man, how are the ladies treating you these days?
CB- "To be honest, there aren't a lot of women looking for a mediocre BBB QB out there. I mean, i get mine, but nothing to brag about."
CTW-What are the plans for the future?
CB-"Well i was checking myself out in the mirror yesterday, working on my confidence, when I thought to myself how cool it'd be to make it to the playoffs. So that's it... we will make the playoffs next year."
CTW-Sounds like a pretty lofty goal...
CB- F** YOU!
CTW-Whoa dude, sorry man. I didn't mea...
CB- Whatever man, this interview is over. I've got some mildy hot girls to bang.
CTW-Good luck, thank for you time.

So there you have it, next week we'll have Vontay Davis in house to check up on his offseason plans and goals for next year.

Till then, keep it real.
 
TtD
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:S You guys been on the happy juice again? or are the recent slappings finally starting to effect you.
 
dawgs1235
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Originally posted by TtD
:S You guys been on the happy juice again? or are the recent slappings finally starting to effect you.


hahaha, just trying to make a little fun with what's been a pretty disappointing season.
 
TtD
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In this conference 6 wins is an achievement, you've underperformed but your not that far off respectability, So. Cal. loss the only real bad one so far.
 
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yeah, it was a rough one, we tried some new stuff on defense adn really messed up in a bad way.

we've got some neat offseason plans and a couple key places we are recruting hard.
 
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When asked for comment about the alleged inproprieties of the Fresno Jaguars organization, FlyinIllini had this response..."The accusations being thrown around are preposterous. The Fresno organization is a family, you wouldn't let your brother or sister (as in Killer Chihuahua's case) hurt themselves in order to get a few extra wins a season. Now maybe for a playoff run....maybe...no no I'm kidding. Of course I am, the players, or rather our family members here at Fresno, are under intense scrutiny for any league banned substances. This includes constant random testing."

In all seriousness dawgs, you guys are doing pretty well after last season. The team could be in a lot worse shape than it is today, and like TtD said other than the loss you've had a respectable year. This conference is pretty unforgiving so keep the faith and keep working at it. One other thing, signing players is a pain in the ass, not just for those 4-8 teams.
 
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Don't get me started on player signing .
 
HATEMOBSTER
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pshhh take a look at my profile. 3/4 of the team belongs to dang and myself. Why is that? Because nobody would sign especially after our 4-12 season. Just 2 short seasons ago we were in your boat. I remember how excited we were to beat the Legends last season. Now it's almost expected lol
 
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Originally posted by TtD
Don't get me started on player signing .


Yeah, our GM's are still wheeling and dealing 100+ offers a week.

Its CRAZY how competitive it is.

We are starting a farm team in season 5, hopefully we can keep the same group of owners, building new players.

its also a damn good selling point. our website some coming soon to.

Anything to put us a step ahead of you guys
 
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lol that whole farm team idea seems to be spreading.....
 
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yeah.

its going to take a lot to set up, but im dreaming up the day we promote guys, as opposed to spend 100s of hours on crowded boards.
 
flyinillini98
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Fresno's farm team is the Teabaggers....there, the secret is out, now you can all play catch up....
 
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Originally posted by flyinillini98
Fresno's farm team is the Teabaggers....there, the secret is out, now you can all play catch up....


i guess it could be worse you could have said the lumberjacks that whould really raise some eyebrows
 
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That's okay flyin, my other secret is still intact. Silverymoon is our farm team haha
 


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