Week 10 showcases some very important matchups with big playoff implications on the bottom half of the seeds.
Chicago vs. Dallas-
Chicago is one spot out of the playoffs. Dallas is a game behind Chicago. If Dallas wins today that would cause a huge clusterfuck of teams sitting at 5-5 and 4-6 fighting for what appears to be a six team fight for the final two spots. This could be interesting. Dallas Wins.
Dallas 28-17
Birmingham vs. Palmetto-
The Bugs are coming along. The Bears however, seem to be coasting, the problem is you normally want to coast at a high speed not at 10MPH on a major highway. The Bears have been flat all season and need to do something quick. They are in the 6 team pileup for #7 and #8 but if they want to come out of that mess in one of those two spots, they need to get their shit together. Bears win.
Birmingham 64-17
Houston vs. Honolulu-
Houston is right in the middle of the pack at 4-5. They are sitting right outside the playoff party but can't seem to find the front door to come inside. They found a side entrance today, Unfortunately they ran into the bouncer named HBB and he says they aint on the list... HBB wins.
Honolulu 56-10
PTP vs. Montana-
This one will get ugly. Montana is slowly coming along, but with the talent in this league, slowly just doesnt produce results.
PTP 68-17
Eugene vs. Aurora-
This could be a good matchup. At the very least it will show us two potential playoff teams and allow them to get a look at a possible future opponent. The Noles currently hold that 8th and final spot but the Slugs are looking to leave them behind, covered in slime and wondering "what the hell just happened, and why does my ass hurt?" Eugene wins, and the Noles fall into the six team clusterfuck.
Slugs 34-21
*Game of the Week*
Long Beach vs. Mighty-
At 7-2 and 6-3, Long Beach and Mighty have alot to fight for in this game. Look at it this way, Long Beach is that kid in elementary school just sitting at lunch waiting for them to bring the icecream tray around, and everything is wonderful. Mighty on the otherhand, has parents who dont give the poor little bastard any icecream money so hes a little angry, and hes about to try and punch Long Beach in the face and take his damn Ice cream money because he wants a friggin scooter crunch!
Mighty 28-27 going with my gut not with my brain...
Thunder vs. Virginia-
Dont get any ideas Virginia, you might want some ice cream too, but you dont steal it from the 6'1 12 year old with a glandular problem and facial hair....sit down and enjoy your chicken ala king....
Thunder 54-10
*The WTF somebodies gotta win game*
Lakewood vs. Minnesota
Well sticking with our elementary school theme, we just had a fight break out in special ed. Weve got one kid with a crippling speech impediment and a twitch, and another in a wheelchair, nobody wants to look, but you just cant take your eyes away....
Minnesota 35-0
Chicago vs. Dallas-
Chicago is one spot out of the playoffs. Dallas is a game behind Chicago. If Dallas wins today that would cause a huge clusterfuck of teams sitting at 5-5 and 4-6 fighting for what appears to be a six team fight for the final two spots. This could be interesting. Dallas Wins.
Dallas 28-17
Birmingham vs. Palmetto-
The Bugs are coming along. The Bears however, seem to be coasting, the problem is you normally want to coast at a high speed not at 10MPH on a major highway. The Bears have been flat all season and need to do something quick. They are in the 6 team pileup for #7 and #8 but if they want to come out of that mess in one of those two spots, they need to get their shit together. Bears win.
Birmingham 64-17
Houston vs. Honolulu-
Houston is right in the middle of the pack at 4-5. They are sitting right outside the playoff party but can't seem to find the front door to come inside. They found a side entrance today, Unfortunately they ran into the bouncer named HBB and he says they aint on the list... HBB wins.
Honolulu 56-10
PTP vs. Montana-
This one will get ugly. Montana is slowly coming along, but with the talent in this league, slowly just doesnt produce results.
PTP 68-17
Eugene vs. Aurora-
This could be a good matchup. At the very least it will show us two potential playoff teams and allow them to get a look at a possible future opponent. The Noles currently hold that 8th and final spot but the Slugs are looking to leave them behind, covered in slime and wondering "what the hell just happened, and why does my ass hurt?" Eugene wins, and the Noles fall into the six team clusterfuck.
Slugs 34-21
*Game of the Week*
Long Beach vs. Mighty-
At 7-2 and 6-3, Long Beach and Mighty have alot to fight for in this game. Look at it this way, Long Beach is that kid in elementary school just sitting at lunch waiting for them to bring the icecream tray around, and everything is wonderful. Mighty on the otherhand, has parents who dont give the poor little bastard any icecream money so hes a little angry, and hes about to try and punch Long Beach in the face and take his damn Ice cream money because he wants a friggin scooter crunch!
Mighty 28-27 going with my gut not with my brain...
Thunder vs. Virginia-
Dont get any ideas Virginia, you might want some ice cream too, but you dont steal it from the 6'1 12 year old with a glandular problem and facial hair....sit down and enjoy your chicken ala king....
Thunder 54-10
*The WTF somebodies gotta win game*
Lakewood vs. Minnesota
Well sticking with our elementary school theme, we just had a fight break out in special ed. Weve got one kid with a crippling speech impediment and a twitch, and another in a wheelchair, nobody wants to look, but you just cant take your eyes away....
Minnesota 35-0
