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Straight off the presses. The North Carolina Tribune has report that during the hours of 2 and 3 am. Charlie Moore, the center for the North Carolina Nudist, was arrested for reckless Driving. He was driving through the streets of Cary, a suburb of Raleigh, doing 74 in a 25 in a 2008 Porsche 911 Turbo. Cops stated after Charlie was pulled over he was listening to Inner Circle Bad boys better known as the Cops theme sitting in the passenger seat refusing to drive cause he was drunk. Charlie was given a breathalyser test and blew a .32, Drinking limit for North Carolina is a .08. Also found was a bag of white powder which was sent to the lab for testing. According to the arresting officer Billy Bob Kornbreck "Man by far this was the funniest arrest I've had in years. We could not physically put handcuffs on him they don't make extra large handcuffs so we used the zip ties and he just broke them." Charlie or the Nudist could not be reached for comment.

First off I would like to say the Nudists do not support any of these activities, I think we are going to have to make Charlie fly with the team for now on so he is not roaming the streets of Cary the morning before a game...Charlie ensured me that the powdery substance was in fact powdered sugar which is completely believable, Charlie keeps a big bag of sugar with him regularly, he also mixes it in with his water during practice which kind of gross but the Nudists have no further comment until I get more information but if these actions are indeed true, there will be immediate consequences..

I can ensure you that Charlie has been bailed out and is on a first class plane to St Louis as we speak.

Well unfortunately it didn't affect your team too much..your offense was pretty much doing what it wanted to all day..

Our offense and special teams showed up though! Baby steps..baby steps..

Goddamnit, you are tarnishing the image of this great league with your rouge players. You better clean it up or I'll call a meeting of the Brood of 32(made up of the 32 owners of the BBB 6) who will petition Bort to put a level 10 cap on you guys until we see fit. I've heard about your nudie practices too. I tried hiring some spies to check it out, unfortunately the only dude who would do it was that damn Mattarchy.

Hey! What goes on in our practices is secret! They're nunya.

Maybe that's why capone didn't want to come play for us... I've heard Baboo is self-conscious about taking off his shirt in public, too....

Just because we are nude, dont mean we dont have feelings too

The Charlie Moore situation has took another twist, Charlie Moore has been stand offish towards the team the entire day, at one poiint in the second quarter he was crying after he scored a touchdown, it was quite a site to see a 300 pound man crying on the bench, maybe it was the hangover...I dont know but our entire team couldnt help but look, even the ones on the field during St Louis 88 yard kickoff return in the second quarter...

A fight broke out in the locker room shortly after the game between Charlie Moore and linebacker Hacksaw Jackson, I will personally sit down and speak to Charlie tomorrow and get to the bottom of this tomorrow, immediately following that, some sort of action will be taken.

Weird cravings. Emotional swings.

Have you had him pee on a stick yet?

damnit.

i thought you were talking about that moron from the ESPN show, i wish he got arrested.

Originally posted by Enkidu98
Weird cravings. Emotional swings.

Have you had him pee on a stick yet?

you think he's pregnant?

Well I always heard he was a 'Bitch' so maybe it extends further then anyone knew.

Could be an ex-german womens swim team fugitive... The choice of Center is telling because it may be the only action she ever sees between her legs.

Guys I hate to inform you but our center Charlie Moore tried to OD on pain killers last night, luckily Bob the Tomato was stopping by to check up on his old team mate and called the medics and they got there just in time, if not we would of had one less drunk center on our team..

Charlie is now in stable condition so keep him in your thoughts, Please stay tuned for more updates