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The owner of the Rostov-on-Don Mavericks has concluded successful contract negotiations with Miley Cyrus to perform at halftime of 2 games this year.

Team owner, Blackball said "we are excited to bring our fans some stimulating entertainment at halftime." Teenage boys, girls, and sex offenders are all buzzing in the greater Rostov-on-Don area. Ticket sales for the chosen date look to be hard to come by and its reported that season ticket packages will be hard to come by for this new European A-6 Team. The team also disclosed they are trying hard to get David Hasselhoff to perform before the Berlin Bombers game. "Everyone knows Germans love David Hasselhoff and we think this will really get the fans in a frenzy and pumped up for the beatdown we put on Berlin" was the prevailing thought by the Rostov Gm.
 
BwickFS39
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about the hoff will he being driving KITT?
 
blackball
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No, but we want him to wear the jacket in this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NxAd2sHtMf0

This is proof that Germans do love the Hof

http://youtube.com/watch?v=terYQRjnATM&feature=related
Last edited Jul 27, 2008 01:09:16
 
BwickFS39
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will billy ray Cyrus be scalping tickets out front like he did at this years CMA awards?
 
blackball
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No, we keep scum like that away from the stadium. Did you like the jacket he had on?
 
bbllstr22
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May God have mercy on your soul.
 
catspaw27
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What governing body will be monitoring to insure there is no wardrobe malfunction?
 
blackball
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We have a strictly enforced "no headband" rule if this is the kind of malfunction you are talking about http://youtube.com/watch?v=terYQRjnATM&feature=related
 
catspaw27
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Actually it was Hannah Montana I was worried about. There haven't been too many racy pictures of Hasselhoff in years.
 
BwickFS39
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Originally posted by blackball
No, we keep scum like that away from the stadium. Did you like the jacket he had on?


yes i did so you know what I was talking about?
 
blackball
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Aren't those videos creepy? And will you be attending the game with the concert?
 
SLaYerMeTal
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dude you will lose ticket sales if you have miley cirus you need a metal band like 3 inches of blood!
 
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No! She is cute and will pack the stadium
 


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