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Originally posted by demonicangel
Chuck Norris is what willis was talking about.

Because Deebo beat it out of him.

Chuck Norris kicks chuck norris jokes asses because they aren't funny and are just plain stupid.

Originally posted by Kcirdor
Chuck Norris kicks chuck norris jokes asses because they aren't funny and are just plain stupid.

Watch out man, your period might carry over into your next game.

Chuck Norris' penis has a penis, and Chuck Norris' penis' penis is bigger than yours.


Something like that

Like i said before Chuck Norris only loss was against SGA!!!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares at the book until it gives him the information he wants.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

Back by popular demand. i will post more Chucks norris tomorrow Here is to all of you that wanted this bumped. LOL

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

I've played that game with my 5 year old. He won 5 bucks, my six pack of Bud and got to set fire to my wife's wedding dress from the attic in our fire pit.

My favorite is..

When the Boogie man goes to bed he checks in the closet for Chuck Norris.