1. Epic Holiday – continues to dominate most games, but an unboosted SBWL did better against them than expected in Week #7. Has a brutal next 4 games, all against boosted teams. Will easily take the #1 position if they come out of that stretch undefeated, but that won’t be an easy feat, but I believe they will do it and finish 15-1 and take the 1st seed.
2. Crib Midgets – remains the only West undefeated team, but I think their schedule has been pretty easy so far with their only good win being over Chicago. They play Epic Holiday in Week #10 and it’s likely the winner will take over the #1 spot, but I put CM as the underdog in that game. I see them finishing with an 15-1 record and taking the 2nd seed.
3. Chicago 85’Bears – team starting to gel and could give Epic Holiday a run for their money when they meet in Week #9. After that, only plays 3 fully human teams the remainder of the season and should finish no worse than 13-3, likely 14-2 with a #3 seed.
4. Myrtle Beach Surf Riders – had another bad loss to a boosted team, but is doing very well otherwise. They will be put to the test against a good unboosted team in Week #9 of 99 Problems and then again in Week #15 against APF. They also face EH, and I don’t see them wining that one and will likely finish with an 12-4 record going no worse than 11-5 and no better than 13-3 and likely taking the #4 seed.
5. 99 Problems – surprise loss to LSM, which shows they struggle against boosted teams, and will likely struggle against MBSR in Week #9, but has a pretty easy schedule after that with only EH as the only human team they face. They will likely finish with an 11-5 record, but could go 12-4 if they can beat MBSR and would likely claim the #5 seed.
6. All Pro Falcons – the best of the unboosted teams, but has a brutal remaining schedule with 6 of their 8 remaining games against good human teams with 5 of those being boosted teams. This actually works out for APF as the later in the season it gets, the closer a unboosted teams comes in skill to a fully boosted team. However, I just don’t see them beating either CM or C85, but having a chance at the rest of the games. Hard to narrow this team down as they could finish anywhere from 12-4 to 9-7, but think 11-5 is most likely and that’s good enough for the #6 seed.
7. Long Star Mercenaries – surprise win against 99P shows that they are better than most people give them credit for. They still have 3 tough games left against EH, APF, and SBWL. I don’t see them giving EH much of a challenge, but it will be a dog fight against unboosted APF & SBWL. While they could surprise everyone and finish at 12-4, I more see them with an 11-5 or 10-6 record and claim the #7 seed.
8. Short Bus Window Lickers – SBWL had a tough 1st half and now faces a tough 2nd half going up against 4 boosted teams and APF. SBWL is a good team, but the way their schedule played out wasn’t friendly and their record will reflect that. I see them going no worse than 8-8, but likely will be 9-7 or even 10-6, but that’s only good enough for the #8 seed this season.
9. Rabid Zombie Rabbits – only 6-2 as they have had an easy 1st half, but their 2nd half becomes much harder having to face 6 human teams with 4 of them boosted. I see them finishing at 8-8 and just missing the playoffs.
10. Houston Cougars – with only 40 human players, they can best CPU teams, but no one else.
Rest of the teams are CPU teams.
And no bitching about no East rankings as someone from the East should do one of their own!!!
2. Crib Midgets – remains the only West undefeated team, but I think their schedule has been pretty easy so far with their only good win being over Chicago. They play Epic Holiday in Week #10 and it’s likely the winner will take over the #1 spot, but I put CM as the underdog in that game. I see them finishing with an 15-1 record and taking the 2nd seed.
3. Chicago 85’Bears – team starting to gel and could give Epic Holiday a run for their money when they meet in Week #9. After that, only plays 3 fully human teams the remainder of the season and should finish no worse than 13-3, likely 14-2 with a #3 seed.
4. Myrtle Beach Surf Riders – had another bad loss to a boosted team, but is doing very well otherwise. They will be put to the test against a good unboosted team in Week #9 of 99 Problems and then again in Week #15 against APF. They also face EH, and I don’t see them wining that one and will likely finish with an 12-4 record going no worse than 11-5 and no better than 13-3 and likely taking the #4 seed.
5. 99 Problems – surprise loss to LSM, which shows they struggle against boosted teams, and will likely struggle against MBSR in Week #9, but has a pretty easy schedule after that with only EH as the only human team they face. They will likely finish with an 11-5 record, but could go 12-4 if they can beat MBSR and would likely claim the #5 seed.
6. All Pro Falcons – the best of the unboosted teams, but has a brutal remaining schedule with 6 of their 8 remaining games against good human teams with 5 of those being boosted teams. This actually works out for APF as the later in the season it gets, the closer a unboosted teams comes in skill to a fully boosted team. However, I just don’t see them beating either CM or C85, but having a chance at the rest of the games. Hard to narrow this team down as they could finish anywhere from 12-4 to 9-7, but think 11-5 is most likely and that’s good enough for the #6 seed.
7. Long Star Mercenaries – surprise win against 99P shows that they are better than most people give them credit for. They still have 3 tough games left against EH, APF, and SBWL. I don’t see them giving EH much of a challenge, but it will be a dog fight against unboosted APF & SBWL. While they could surprise everyone and finish at 12-4, I more see them with an 11-5 or 10-6 record and claim the #7 seed.
8. Short Bus Window Lickers – SBWL had a tough 1st half and now faces a tough 2nd half going up against 4 boosted teams and APF. SBWL is a good team, but the way their schedule played out wasn’t friendly and their record will reflect that. I see them going no worse than 8-8, but likely will be 9-7 or even 10-6, but that’s only good enough for the #8 seed this season.
9. Rabid Zombie Rabbits – only 6-2 as they have had an easy 1st half, but their 2nd half becomes much harder having to face 6 human teams with 4 of them boosted. I see them finishing at 8-8 and just missing the playoffs.
10. Houston Cougars – with only 40 human players, they can best CPU teams, but no one else.
Rest of the teams are CPU teams.
And no bitching about no East rankings as someone from the East should do one of their own!!!






























