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Jamiam73~Cult~
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Yeah I still have my job so now I continue to have free time(lol?) and looking for a side project on the agenting side of the ball. My resume speaks for itself:

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http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=6184
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1 (Yes I am an agent on the 1st team ever made...)


Former Agent of Former Teams that I no longer care to remember:






- I've also imagined at one time or another agenting every WL champion since inception.

- I was once thought to be a door by w_alloy.

- I can't spell at all, but I don't think that's required by Elite agents like myself.


Only considering offers from teams IN CONTENTION, no desperate projects for a roster that isn't able to compete.
 
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Before I can accept you as an agent, I have one interview question:

You refer your friend, Schrodinger's Cat, to GLB. What happens?

 
Jamiam73~Cult~
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Originally posted by vladykins

Before I can accept you as an agent, I have one interview question:

You refer your friend, Schrodinger's Cat, to GLB. What happens?



I hate interviews...

Ummm, well he becomes an Elite agent, and doesn't... that's when he signed up... and didn't. But really, he's dead... and isn't... ?
 
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Originally posted by Jamiam73~Cult~










- I can't spell at all, but I don't think that's required by Elite agents like myself.


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totally agree with this
 
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tryna steal jackal's thunder
 
Guppy, Inc
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Originally posted by vladykins

Before I can accept you as an agent, I have one interview question:

You refer your friend, Schrodinger's Cat, to GLB. What happens?



the cat both joins and doesnt join, but you dont know which. any attempt to discern whether cat has or hasnt joined will instantly kill the cat. omg, the cat is GOD
 
Jamiam73~Cult~
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Originally posted by Guppy, Inc
the cat both joins and doesnt join, but you dont know which. any attempt to discern whether cat has or hasnt joined will instantly kill the cat. omg, the cat is GOD


But the cat is already dead... and it isn't.
 
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Originally posted by Jamiam73~Cult~
But the cat is already dead... and it isn't.


Which means your referral earns both flex and reward points.
 
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Originally posted by vladykins
Which means your referral earns both flex and reward points.


But I don't see them, so are they really there?
 
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They're in the box.
 
Jamiam73~Cult~
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Originally posted by vladykins
They're in the box.


 


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