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I had it happen in my days as a DC. One time it even got me canned as my own team moved into the same league as another team I was deeply involved with... they still used my base defensive scheme against my team in playoffs that year... and won because my offense was shite.

Originally posted by Dub J
Do not post shit from FFA as I no longer post there, lurk there, or have any remote interest in even looking at that forum. Had that list been a list of drunk, mean fart faces I'm sure your name would have been at the top of the list.


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I haven't heard anyone use the term fart face since I was about 10 years old, that was 24 years ago

If all your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your nose.

He couldn't cut a lame cow from a shade tree.

He couldn't track an elephant in snow.

He was so dumb he couldn't drive nails in a snowbank.

He's as dull as dishwater.

He don't know any more about it than a hog does a sidesaddle.

He is plumb weak North of his ears.

He can't tell skunks from house cats.

He had a ten dollar Stetson on a five-cent head.

His family tree was a shrub.

He couldn't track a bed-wagon through a bog hole.

cowboy hatHe didn't have nuthin' under his hat but hair.

He couldn't hit the ground with his hat in three throws.

He was as shy of brains as a terrapin is of feathers.

He can't tell skunks for house cats.