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I cant read this thread anymore through all the crime scene tape...

Originally posted by doobas
This Dan fella claims to be a king, but where's his credentials? I see no crown, no royal seal. And the fact that he claims to be King Dan the 23rd, where are the other 22 King Dans?

I call foul play, sir.

doobas™

sup Doobas, how you doin? Hope all is well, aint seen u in a bt and I did actually wonder

I prolly should report ahrens for falsely claiming people are threatening him.

reported for doctoring my posts ahrens

its ok im a doctor

and a firefighter
and a shark fighter
and a hero

send me your autograph ahrens
1800 jabroni lane
dicktown, NC

you forgot the most interesting man in the world

most jabronistic jabroni in the jabroniverse

man so i'm just roaming the waters doing what great whites do, rite? see this fine ass piece of meat floating at about 4 feet deep water and i'm like aw hell yeah, it's game time. grabbed that trick by the leg and ripped it apart. so i'm smelling the blood and doing what i do and some guy comes up and starts beating me off
beating me off
i enjoyed it

just a fire doin what fires do burning forests. the trees got what was coming to them anyways. so im burning at 1500 degrees Fahrenheit with a dull cherry color roaming through the woods and -- OH SHIT A SQUIRREL. got him. anyways i'm just burning and some douche comes up and start spraying me with this wet crap. don't even know what's going on but my mom just died. who is this guy?

why do i even try anymore

I am going to lock this up now before it gets anymore off track then it already is.

Long live KingDan23!