Warrior General Games

[9:16:34 AM] Brett Snyder: fuck it matt
[9:16:38 AM] Brett Snyder: lets just cyber
[9:16:40 AM] Matt : okay
[9:16:58 AM] Brett Snyder: your in the house drinking your morning coffee
[9:17:16 AM] Brett Snyder: you look out the window to see the dew dripping from my chest
[9:17:36 AM] Brett Snyder: i bend over and let the dew then flow down the crease in my back
[9:17:36 AM] Matt : man you are better at cybering
[9:17:39 AM] Matt : than me
[9:17:42 AM] Brett Snyder: to my anal crack
[9:17:45 AM] Matt : jesus
[9:18:01 AM] Brett Snyder: you slow move your coffee cup down
[9:18:03 AM] Brett Snyder: to meet your waste
[9:18:18 AM] Brett Snyder: were your other hand is slowly pulling out your enormous member
[9:18:36 AM] Matt : LOL
[9:18:36 AM] Brett Snyder: then, as if you were making your coffee with extra cream
[9:18:52 AM] Brett Snyder: u put the tip into the mug
[9:18:56 AM] Matt : i'm going to post this
[9:19:04 AM] Brett Snyder: lmao
[9:19:16 AM] Matt : keep going i have a huge boner
[9:19:23 AM] Brett Snyder: lmao
[9:19:39 AM] Brett Snyder: uh ok i lost my place
[9:19:58 AM] Brett Snyder: I turn my head to look back at the house, and see you on the patio
[9:20:19 AM] Brett Snyder: with your erect penis in your cup of Dark coffee
[9:20:38 AM] Brett Snyder: with the other hand rubbing your hard, hard nipples
[9:20:54 AM] Matt : wait
[9:20:56 AM] Brett Snyder: i then start to become erect
[9:21:14 AM] Brett Snyder: slowly massaging my slitly smaller member
[9:21:16 AM] Matt : i thought i was holding the coffee with one hand and stroking my member with the other
[9:21:29 AM] Brett Snyder: no you were sticking your dick in the coffee
[9:21:43 AM] Matt : ahhh yeah okay sounds legit
[9:21:47 AM] Brett Snyder: lol
[9:22:05 AM] Brett Snyder: I quickly lay on the ground face down
[9:22:23 AM] Brett Snyder: to where a crawdad hole had formed a few days before
[9:22:51 AM] Brett Snyder: i inserted my incredible hard penis into the perfectly round hole
[9:23:09 AM] Brett Snyder: making love to it, as if it was for the first time
[9:23:15 AM] Brett Snyder: up and down
[9:23:22 AM] Brett Snyder: slowly, but then quicker
[9:23:24 AM] Brett Snyder: and quicker
[9:23:41 AM] Brett Snyder: until the once tall mound, is now turnning into a pile of mudd
[9:23:44 AM] Brett Snyder: with a dick in it
[9:23:55 AM] Matt : then this song started playing in the backround
[9:24:00 AM] Brett Snyder: lol
[9:24:01 AM] Matt : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
[9:24:21 AM] Brett Snyder: lol
[9:24:37 AM] Matt : I turn and see you making love to a hole in the deck
[9:24:45 AM] Brett Snyder: ya
[9:24:53 AM] Brett Snyder: no
[9:24:54 AM] Matt : I immediatly cream my coffee
[9:25:03 AM] Brett Snyder: its a hole in the ground
[9:25:08 AM] Brett Snyder: lol
[9:25:14 AM] Brett Snyder: and as if we were twins
[9:25:24 AM] Brett Snyder: and could sense how the other was feeling
[9:25:27 AM] Matt : looks like a deck from over here
[9:25:52 AM] Brett Snyder: i came, i came hard into the crawldad hole
[9:26:02 AM] Matt : I walk over and ask if you'd like some of this coffee
[9:26:24 AM] Brett Snyder: Oh please, I said
[9:26:32 AM] Brett Snyder: with a big smile
[9:26:38 AM] Matt : Maybe we can make a cup of our own someday

Mounties do get lonely on the job... while awaiting defeat

Originally posted by CoachCoughlin
Mounties do get lonely on the job... while awaiting defeat

were'd you get you avatar... the toilet store?

the mounties, naked and vulnerable awaiting the seemingly unbeatable Wolverines. I think we stuck our dicks in the wrong hole this time.

Originally posted by Brett Snyder
Originally posted by CoachCoughlin

Mounties do get lonely on the job... while awaiting defeat

were'd you get you avatar... the toilet store?

um...

where'd you get that um... the um... store?

This thread delivers.

Originally posted by Madlister
This thread delivers.

not delivery, it's digiorno

Originally posted by Brett Snyder
not delivery, it's digiorno

THEN WHERE THE F ARE MY COOKIES?!?

Idk....

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/3/35/Cookie-standing.jpg

wat