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This place is more desolate than a Belladonna's lower cavity she once called a twat! Where did all the cool kids go, may i ask? i kept hearing rumors this place was a ghost town but now that i have seen this empty gsping hole of a forum i decided to post this 1 time i guess cause i didnt have any gay parties to go crash being that i am a straight male and there are hot chicks at gays parties, am i right CT and ahrens? So without anymore worrying about you douche twizzlers here is the countdown:


West


1) Chicagblow Sonics
I forgot we moved down to UZSA Pro, but i guess thats how much i pay attention to the teams i lolgm... Following suit with the Phillysteak eagles, wise got a black dot QB who seems to have went to jail. I knew wise was more than just a misspeld adjective man.

2) GROOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLL
Cause this season they look way more hungry than everyother season that they have looked hungry. U best watch out, u best not cry, uncle growl shall touch you.... tongiht!

3) MEM machine!
They shall fyf to the champpionship, unless we feel like sandbaghgn against chi-toe and then letting them go to WL... again, so we can troll the forums as they plummet into a spiral of shame and disgrace cause they can carry the load that a father could

4) Rhode wolves
MEM< farm team or thats what josh said or something like that... I wasnt paying attention cause the boob thread had a page i hadn't visited

5) Team PecanSandy!
Sly is an amazing owner who doesnt know what retire means and probabaly shall be here longer than anyone else. Kind of reminds me of this retarded guy or maybe he was just ghetto but his name was weisel or weezie and he was funny but old and he died this yr so im sad now...

6) San fran web-boners
This is the team that i am most afraid of cause boners from San fran only want 1 thing and thats young fresh grade A buttie and my butty aint fopr sale but i think Ahrens will sell his for 2 twinkies and a yoohoo.

7) Black night
What the fuck is UAA!?!?! I heard of umm the addicts oir whatever but i think u just made up a club to seem cool cause u made it to Pro ppl would rag on you if u didnt have some gang colors. Im watching u with a bias eye now cause u r phonies!

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U suck!

nO ONE LIKES THIS CONFERENCE BUT CAUSE I AM A FAIR MAN I'LL DO THEM TOO
East

1) Bling Bling King
Join MEM and gut your team and have fun with us/them

2) Pounders
KKAR was way better than you but thanks for trying, come again never. Oh and merc says u were never his friends, well not all of you but he is high so dont listen to him

3) Blaze?!?!?!!?
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

4) Rats or mice
Gut and join MEM and then do nothing... thats what she said! yea, in yo mouth biAtch!

5) BLACK ops
LAme! Vert\y very lame... u wimn in the naming ur team something th at no one would ever think of
Edited by cosine4 on May 31, 2011 11:54:13 (Removed offensive comment.)
Edited by Ladyzman on May 28, 2011 20:26:25
 
JT_HOOD
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nice post in a dead forum

 
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Originally posted by JTsNiners
nice post in a dead forum



 
robsalvador
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Gangsta rulez
 
Track6Track7
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if a tree falls in a forest duz it make a sound hell yah its a muthafuckin tree show sum respect
 
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WiSeIVIaN
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Should be more blank lines between #1 and #2 in the west obv....
 
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Hi.
 
JT_HOOD
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
Should be more blank lines between #1 and #2 in the west obv....


enough to fit one of your recruitment letters in
 
bug03
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Originally posted by JTsNiners
enough to fit one of your recruitment letters in


not enough room in the forums tbh
 
HEY YOU GUYS
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Originally posted by Ladyzman

5) BLACK ops
LAme! Vert\y very lame... u wimn in the naming ur team something th at no one would ever think of jewing up their team name and by jew i dont mean rich or good comedy write i mean lame and small penis way! (no offense to actual jews, you're cool and all)


 


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