Warrior General Games

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 1 ........ 0.605 ........ 9-0...... Queensland Exiles
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.420 ........ 9-0...... Queen City Black Cats
3.. ........ 8 ........ 4 ........ 0.506 ........ 8-1...... Manitoba Matadors
4.. ...... 24 ........ 8 ........ 0.519 ........ 7-2...... Thunder Bay Wolverines
5.. ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.420 ........ 8-1...... Montreal Rulers
6.. ........ 9 ........ 3 ........ 0.358 ........ 9-0...... Algoma Arena Rockers
7.. ........ 3 ........ 6 ........ 0.469 ........ 7-2...... Dallas Longhorns
8.. ...... 23 ........ 7 ........ 0.420 ........ 7-2...... Niagara Maulers
9.. ...... 16 ...... 15 ........ 0.457 ........ 7-2...... St. John's Salty Dogs
10 ........ 5 ........ 9 ........ 0.556 ........ 5-4...... Raging Alcoholics
11 ...... 15 ...... 10 ........ 0.506 ........ 5-4...... Yorkshire Rippers
12 ...... 14 ...... 12 ........ 0.617 ........ 4-5...... Get Off Our LAWN!!!
13 ...... 10 ...... 23 ........ 0.617 ........ 4-5...... The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie
14 ...... 22 ...... 13 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-5...... MIAMI ROADFROGS
15 ........ 4 ...... 24 ........ 0.494 ........ 4-5...... Siberian Express
16 ...... 12 ...... 14 ........ 0.481 ........ 5-4...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
17 ...... 26 ...... 11 ........ 0.432 ........ 5-4...... JetNation Pride
18 ...... 18 ...... 17 ........ 0.444 ........ 5-4...... Beantown Bastards
19 ...... 11 ...... 26 ........ 0.457 ........ 4-5...... Quebec War Eagles
20 ...... 17 ...... 25 ........ 0.593 ........ 2-7...... Puvirnituq Musketeers
21 ...... 29 ...... 22 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-6...... Moss Point Tigers
21 ...... 13 ...... 18 ........ 0.543 ........ 4-5...... Thunder Bay Sabertooths
21 ...... 21 ...... 16 ........ 0.494 ........ 3-6...... Northeast Choppin Broccoli
21 ........ 6 ...... 21 ........ 0.556 ........ 3-6...... Bortland Nerfalots
25 ...... 20 ...... 19 ........ 0.420 ........ 4-5...... Houston Vikings
26 ...... 19 ...... 20 ........ 0.420 ........ 3-6...... Kingston Birdmen
27 ...... 25 ...... 28 ........ 0.543 ........ 2-7...... 40 Days and 40 Nights
28 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.580 ........ 1-8...... Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide
29 ...... 28 ...... 29 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-7...... Munich Piranhas
30 ...... 31 ...... 30 ........ 0.543 ........ 1-8...... Dallas Knights
31 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.432 ........ 0-9...... Hub City Hustlers
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.481 ........ 0-9...... Highland Hawks


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup

WEST

  38 -     3    Queensland Exiles def. JetNation Pride

Jets can't even score on Queens

  44 -   10    Montreal Rulers def. Beantown Bastards

Montreal takes Beantowns measure. Finds them lacking.

  59 -   12    Dallas Longhorns def. Kingston Birdmen

Leather beats feathers.

  53 -   23    St. John's Salty Dogs def. 40 Days and 40 Nights

Long 40 Days and 40 nights would be more appropriate

  39 -   26    Detroit Pyromaniacs def. Houston Vikings

Detroit give Vikings a Funeral pyro

  38 -   20    MIAMI ROADFROGS def. Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide

Roadfrogs turn Bryant into their own pad.

  43 -   29    Get Off Our LAWN!!! def. Quebec War Eagles

GOOL gives Eagles the bird

  92 -     2    Moss Point Tigers def. Highland Hawks

Hawkwings w ranch are on the menu today

EAST

  73 -     6    Queen City Black Cats def. Northeast Choppin Broccoli

Be nice Kitties, don't play with your food.

  12 -   11    Algoma Arena Rockers def. Manitoba Matadors

Rockers give matadors the axe.

  33 -   14    Niagara Maulers def. Puvirnituq Musketeers

Maulers mangle Musketeers

146 -     3    Thunder Bay Wolverines def. Hub City Hustlers

Wolverines KO Hub City

  49 -   21    Raging Alcoholics def. Thunder Bay Sabertooths

Drinking bone is also connected to the ass whoopin bone.

  82 -   11    Yorkshire Rippers def. Munich Piranhas

Surfers suckerpunch Piranhas

  59 -   58    Siberian Express def. Bortland Nerfalots

Bortland gets railroaded

112 -     6    The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie def. Dallas Knights

Run away redneck knigits, or we shall taunt you a second time!

FANTASY MATCHUP
Exp Score  Matchup

  23 -   14    Niagara Maulers def. St. John's Salty Dogs

St. Johns doesn't have a prayer

As usual, no offense intended most of the time

Wolverines dangerously too inflated.

So are alot of the teams I think.

Originally posted by Vortus
So are alot of the teams I think.

i keep on scratching my head when you call LAWN, GOOL. But it's starting to grow on me!

Started with one of my earlier word plays on the soccer guy going GOAL! Fit your initials.

Thanks for the few laughs!