You guys are killing me. It's like open mic night around here. Next up we have Tomlinator doing his bit entitled "EatdaBeaver."
"Thanks for having me on tonight. You know, last night I was sitting on my couch with my laptop. I'd been smoking since 3, and it's like I was Permastoned. I kept staring at my screen and well, I saw dots playing football -- FREAKING DOTS!!! I thought to myself, dots can't play football. WTH! Then this one brown dot had the name 'Beaver'. It took off across the screen being chased by a bunch of dots. It looked like they were trying to eatdabeaver. It was wicked..."