That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Show up at our game tomorrow versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors and get your own Chris Hansen Bobble-Head figure! In addition, foot-long hotdogs are only $1.00!
Look for the giant Chris Hansen statue outside the Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium, and follow his instructions to "Have a seat over there" for some great football!
Offer only valid for game 5 versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors. No minors were harmed in the making of this promotion. The Farkistan Squirrels do not condone any action that would cause one to meet Chris Hansen.
Look for the giant Chris Hansen statue outside the Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium, and follow his instructions to "Have a seat over there" for some great football!
Offer only valid for game 5 versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors. No minors were harmed in the making of this promotion. The Farkistan Squirrels do not condone any action that would cause one to meet Chris Hansen.
