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Jakemall
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Originally posted by Defeugo
Dear Offense,
I am starting to get really offended by your ability to move the ball and score. I mean come on, over 500 yards of offense and I only got to punt the ball 1 time!?! How is a punter supposed to make the Probowl with his offense playing so well? Huh? You tell me! I mean it is OK if you move the ball out of our own territory, but do you always need to score Touchdowns? You all scored 7 of them this last game. Hell the Defense even got in on it and scored one.

It is obvious to me that you all give our Kicker some love. He at least got to kick three Field Goals, 8 extra points, and got to kick off 11 whopping times. Always giving love to the flashy kicker. But me, the Punter, the workhorse of the team, the rock, Mr. Consistent, as always, gets no love ONE MEASLY PUNT!

I expected more from you all and I won't keep my mouth shut any longer on the issue. I expect to punt at least twice next game or this punter is going on strike! Yeah, you heard me, strike! You all know you couldn't live without me!





 
RepoMan
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that is some funny stuff
 
PackMan97
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...he wants to play? put him in at TE and throw to him on a naked crossing pattern. See what he says the next game!
 
Jakemall
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I mentioned that kicking was all the same and that if he planned on going on strike we'd see how the kicker does at punting during practice.
 
Idiotbox98
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Our back-up kicker plays special teams and third-string NT. Good stuff!
 
bigpimpin123
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wow you have a selfish punter...we have 2 less punts on the season (lowest in the league) and we aren't getting any complaints
 
Idiotbox98
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Originally posted by bigpimpin123
wow you have a selfish punter...we have 2 less punts on the season (lowest in the league) and we aren't getting any complaints


I think it was meant as a joke...
 
treyday
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Originally posted by bigpimpin123
wow you have a selfish punter...we have 2 less punts on the season (lowest in the league) and we aren't getting any complaints


Thats because the punter is also the team owner lol.
 
menizz
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After the Stars beat my Houston Panthers, oh so badly... it's nice to see something good came from it.. a little bit of dissension on our opponents is always nice... The Honolulu Warriors punter should face the same problems. I can't say we'll get a touchdown this game, but with our best effort, and perhaps a little luck. WE WILL FORCE THEM TO PUNT!!

go panthers
 
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haha i noticed...and yes it was a joke and i knew that before. i was joking too.
 


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