The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 7 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 7 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 6 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 6 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 7 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 6 – 1 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 6 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 6 – 1 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 5 – 2 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (+1)
10. 5 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (+1)
11. 4 – 3 . Louisville Baby Kittens (-2)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 5 – 2 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 4 – 3 . Seattle Renegades (0)
14. 5 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
15. 3 – 4 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
16. 4 – 3 . Tennessee Fury (0)
17. 3 – 4 . Paris French Connection (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 3 – 4 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
19. 3 – 4 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
20. 2 – 5 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
21. 2 – 5 . Hollywood Stars (0)
22. 2 – 5 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
23. 3 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (0)
24. 2 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (0)
25. 3 – 4 . A Team About Nothing (+1)
26. 1 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (-1)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 7 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 7 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 6 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 6 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 7 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 7 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 7
Midwest Masterminds - 7
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 7
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 5
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - 4
Come Fiesta - 4
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 3
All The King's Men - 3
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 2
Chico High Panthers - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.490 ........ 7-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.408 ........ 7-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.551 ........ 6-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.490 ........ 6-1...... All The King's Men
5.. ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.347 ........ 6-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
6.. ........ 6 ........ 6 ........ 0.327 ........ 7-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
7.. ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.531 ........ 6-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
8.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.367 ........ 6-1...... Come Fiesta
9.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ...... 15 ........ 8 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-3...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ........ 8 ...... 19 ........ 0.449 ........ 5-2...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
14 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-3...... Tennessee Fury
15 ...... 21 ...... 24 ........ 0.735 ........ 1-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
16 ...... 12 ...... 15 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Paris French Connection
17 ...... 13 ...... 13 ........ 0.367 ........ 5-2...... Nebraska Tornados
18 ...... 26 ...... 18 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Chico High Panthers
19 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.571 ........ 2-5...... San Diego Lightning
20 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... A Team About Nothing
21 ...... 11 ...... 17 ........ 0.633 ........ 2-5...... Hollywood Stars
22 ...... 25 ...... 20 ........ 0.551 ........ 2-5...... D.C Baby Sloths
23 ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.367 ........ 4-3...... Seattle Renegades
24 ...... 20 ...... 16 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... 8 Mile Assault
25 ...... 22 ...... 23 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-4...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
26 ...... 18 ...... 26 ........ 0.429 ........ 3-4...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
27 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.551 ........ 0-7...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 29 ...... 27 ........ 0.551 ........ 0-7...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 27 ...... 30 ........ 0.551 ........ 1-6...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.510 ........ 1-6...... New Jersey Battalion
31 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.673 ........ 0-7...... New Jersey Generals
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.490 ........ 0-7...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (7-0) vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (3-4) -- ( CHI )
I'm pretty sure Hedgehogs eat Bees.....WiSe?
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (6-1) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-2) -- ( GROWL )
I do love to play against Sly!
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (6-1) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (0-7) -- ( MEM )
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (5-2) vs. Hollywood Stars (2-5) -- ( KKAR )
I guess it's time to go camping in Hollywood, but just like the real Hollywood; they won't see any stars.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (5-2) vs. A Team About Nothing (3-4) -- ( NOHV )
Who do the Voodoo that you do?
Nebraska Tornados (5-2) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-4) -- ( NT )
This could be a really good game, but I'm not sure if Jack and his band of merry men are ready for the Tornados.
8 Mile Assault (2-5) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-6) -- ( 8 MILE )
Easy win.
Alcatraz Assassins (0-7) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-6) -- ( AA ) 125 - 0
Easy win.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (7-0) vs. Humboldt Killer Hornets (7-0) -- ( MM )
HUGE game and the battle for first place, but I really don't see the Masterminds losing till the playoffs.
All The King's Men (6-1) vs. Tennessee Fury (4-3) -- ( ATKM )
I hate to say it, but the Fury may be looking at another .500 season.
Come Fiesta (6-1) vs. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (6-1) -- ( SOFPM )
This should be a great game and could be the game of the week, but the Masterminds are a lot more exciting.
Louisville Baby Kittens (4-3) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-7) -- ( LBK )
Easy win.
Seattle Renegades (4-3) vs. San Diego Lightning (2-5) -- ( SEA )
I'm not sure what happened to San Diego, but I'm sure the Renegades have an answer for them.
Paris French Connection (3-4) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (2-5) -- ( DC )
Awww crap I feel bad for the Sloths, I'm picking you to win this week.
Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-4) vs. Chico High Panthers (3-4) -- ( CHP )
This would have been a HUGE game last season! Or was it?
Atlantic City Affliction (1-6) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-7) -- ( MBA )
Make or break for the Assault right here.
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 7 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 7 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 6 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 6 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 7 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 6 – 1 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 6 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 6 – 1 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 5 – 2 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (+1)
10. 5 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (+1)
11. 4 – 3 . Louisville Baby Kittens (-2)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 5 – 2 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 4 – 3 . Seattle Renegades (0)
14. 5 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
15. 3 – 4 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
16. 4 – 3 . Tennessee Fury (0)
17. 3 – 4 . Paris French Connection (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 3 – 4 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
19. 3 – 4 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
20. 2 – 5 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
21. 2 – 5 . Hollywood Stars (0)
22. 2 – 5 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
23. 3 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (0)
24. 2 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (0)
25. 3 – 4 . A Team About Nothing (+1)
26. 1 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (-1)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 7 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 7 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 6 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 6 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 7 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 7 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 7
Midwest Masterminds - 7
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 7
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 5
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - 4
Come Fiesta - 4
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 3
All The King's Men - 3
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 2
Chico High Panthers - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.490 ........ 7-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.408 ........ 7-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.551 ........ 6-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.490 ........ 6-1...... All The King's Men
5.. ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.347 ........ 6-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
6.. ........ 6 ........ 6 ........ 0.327 ........ 7-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
7.. ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.531 ........ 6-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
8.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.367 ........ 6-1...... Come Fiesta
9.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ...... 15 ........ 8 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-3...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ........ 8 ...... 19 ........ 0.449 ........ 5-2...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
14 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-3...... Tennessee Fury
15 ...... 21 ...... 24 ........ 0.735 ........ 1-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
16 ...... 12 ...... 15 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Paris French Connection
17 ...... 13 ...... 13 ........ 0.367 ........ 5-2...... Nebraska Tornados
18 ...... 26 ...... 18 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Chico High Panthers
19 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.571 ........ 2-5...... San Diego Lightning
20 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... A Team About Nothing
21 ...... 11 ...... 17 ........ 0.633 ........ 2-5...... Hollywood Stars
22 ...... 25 ...... 20 ........ 0.551 ........ 2-5...... D.C Baby Sloths
23 ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.367 ........ 4-3...... Seattle Renegades
24 ...... 20 ...... 16 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... 8 Mile Assault
25 ...... 22 ...... 23 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-4...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
26 ...... 18 ...... 26 ........ 0.429 ........ 3-4...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
27 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.551 ........ 0-7...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 29 ...... 27 ........ 0.551 ........ 0-7...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 27 ...... 30 ........ 0.551 ........ 1-6...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.510 ........ 1-6...... New Jersey Battalion
31 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.673 ........ 0-7...... New Jersey Generals
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.490 ........ 0-7...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (7-0) vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (3-4) -- ( CHI )
I'm pretty sure Hedgehogs eat Bees.....WiSe?
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (6-1) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-2) -- ( GROWL )
I do love to play against Sly!
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (6-1) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (0-7) -- ( MEM )
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (5-2) vs. Hollywood Stars (2-5) -- ( KKAR )
I guess it's time to go camping in Hollywood, but just like the real Hollywood; they won't see any stars.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (5-2) vs. A Team About Nothing (3-4) -- ( NOHV )
Who do the Voodoo that you do?
Nebraska Tornados (5-2) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-4) -- ( NT )
This could be a really good game, but I'm not sure if Jack and his band of merry men are ready for the Tornados.
8 Mile Assault (2-5) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-6) -- ( 8 MILE )
Easy win.
Alcatraz Assassins (0-7) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-6) -- ( AA ) 125 - 0
Easy win.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (7-0) vs. Humboldt Killer Hornets (7-0) -- ( MM )
HUGE game and the battle for first place, but I really don't see the Masterminds losing till the playoffs.
All The King's Men (6-1) vs. Tennessee Fury (4-3) -- ( ATKM )
I hate to say it, but the Fury may be looking at another .500 season.
Come Fiesta (6-1) vs. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (6-1) -- ( SOFPM )
This should be a great game and could be the game of the week, but the Masterminds are a lot more exciting.
Louisville Baby Kittens (4-3) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-7) -- ( LBK )
Easy win.
Seattle Renegades (4-3) vs. San Diego Lightning (2-5) -- ( SEA )
I'm not sure what happened to San Diego, but I'm sure the Renegades have an answer for them.
Paris French Connection (3-4) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (2-5) -- ( DC )
Awww crap I feel bad for the Sloths, I'm picking you to win this week.
Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-4) vs. Chico High Panthers (3-4) -- ( CHP )
This would have been a HUGE game last season! Or was it?
Atlantic City Affliction (1-6) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-7) -- ( MBA )
Make or break for the Assault right here.
