The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 6 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 6 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 5 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 5 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 6 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 5 – 1 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 5 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 5 – 1 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 4 – 2 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
10. 4 – 2 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
11. 4 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 4 – 2 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 4 – 2 . Seattle Renegades (0)
14. 4 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
15. 3 – 3 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
16. 3 – 3 . Tennessee Fury (0)
17. 3 – 3 . Paris French Connection (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 3 – 3 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
19. 3 – 3 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
20. 2 – 4 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
21. 2 – 4 . Hollywood Stars (0)
22. 2 – 4 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
23. 2 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (0)
24. 1 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (0)
25. 1 – 5 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
26. 2 – 4 . A Team About Nothing (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 6 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 6 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 5 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 5 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 6 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 6 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 6
Midwest Masterminds - 6
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 6
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 5
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - 3
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - 3
Come Fiesta - 3
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 2
All The King's Men - 2
D.C Baby Sloths - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.417 ........ 6-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 6 ...... 13 ........ 0.583 ........ 5-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.528 ........ 5-1...... All The King's Men
5.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.472 ........ 5-1...... Come Fiesta
6.. ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.611 ........ 5-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
7.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.333 ........ 5-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
8.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.278 ........ 6-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
9.. ........ 9 ...... 10 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ...... 13 ...... 11 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 12 ........ 9 ........ 0.417 ........ 4-2...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ...... 22 ...... 20 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ...... 18 ........ 8 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
14 ...... 14 ...... 15 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Seattle Renegades
15 ...... 26 ...... 23 ........ 0.583 ........ 2-4...... Chico High Panthers
16 ...... 21 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-5...... Atlantic City Affliction
17 ...... 24 ...... 14 ........ 0.417 ........ 4-2...... Nebraska Tornados
17 ...... 19 ...... 21 ........ 0.694 ........ 1-5...... San Diego Lightning
19 ........ 7 ...... 17 ........ 0.611 ........ 2-4...... Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 23 ...... 19 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-4...... D.C Baby Sloths
21 ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.417 ........ 3-3...... Paris French Connection
22 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-4...... A Team About Nothing
23 ...... 15 ...... 22 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... Tennessee Fury
24 ...... 20 ...... 18 ........ 0.417 ........ 3-3...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
25 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-4...... 8 Mile Assault
26 ...... 16 ...... 25 ........ 0.389 ........ 3-3...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
27 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.583 ........ 0-6...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 29 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-6...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 27 ...... 30 ........ 0.528 ........ 1-5...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.444 ........ 1-5...... New Jersey Battalion
31 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-6...... New Jersey Generals
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-6...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (6-0) vs. 8 Mile Assault (2-4) -- ( CHI )
The Hedgehogs decided to take a vacation for a season and slum it down here in USAPL.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (5-1) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-5) -- ( GROWL )
Easy win.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (5-1) vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (3-3) -- ( MEM )
I don't think Monkeys are scared of bees, but maybe Killa Bees.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (4-2) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-3) -- ( KKAR )
Do pirates attack motor homes? I don't think so.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (4-2) vs. Hollywood Stars (2-4) -- ( NOHV )
The Stars have a great DC, but the Voodoo are working some magic this season.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (4-2) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-5) -- ( CCIA )
Easy win.
Nebraska Tornados (4-2) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (0-6) -- ( NT)
Easy win.
A Team About Nothing (2-4) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (0-6) -- ( ATAN )
A team about nothing versus a team doing nothing.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (6-0) vs. Paris French Connection (3-3) -- ( MM )
I'm not sure why the Masterminds bothered coming back to the USAPL; might as well have stayed where you belong.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (6-0) vs. Louisville Baby Kittens (4-2) -- ( HKH )
The Kittens pissed me off last week by kicking me out of the survivor game so they're losing this week too!
All The King's Men (5-1) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (1-5) -- ( ATKM )
What the hell is wrong with ACA this season? Actually nevermind I hope they don't figure it out for a couple of weeks.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (5-1) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-3) -- ( SOFPM )
Easy win.
Come Fiesta (5-1) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-6) -- ( CF )
Easy win.
Seattle Renegades (4-2) vs. Chico High Panthers (2-4) -- ( SR )
CHP may be good at pulling people over, but the Renegades are looking for some playoff glory.
Tennessee Fury (3-3) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (2-4) -- ( TF )
The Sloths have been tearing people up as off late; hence the 2 game win steak and the only 2 wins they have. The Fury will handle that streak this time around.
San Diego Lightning (1-5) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-6) -- ( MBA )
I swear to god Mentone has to win a freaking game this season!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 6 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 6 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 5 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 5 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 6 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 5 – 1 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 5 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 5 – 1 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 4 – 2 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
10. 4 – 2 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
11. 4 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 4 – 2 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 4 – 2 . Seattle Renegades (0)
14. 4 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
15. 3 – 3 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
16. 3 – 3 . Tennessee Fury (0)
17. 3 – 3 . Paris French Connection (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 3 – 3 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
19. 3 – 3 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
20. 2 – 4 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
21. 2 – 4 . Hollywood Stars (0)
22. 2 – 4 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
23. 2 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (0)
24. 1 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (0)
25. 1 – 5 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
26. 2 – 4 . A Team About Nothing (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 6 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 6 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 5 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 5 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 6 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 6 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 6
Midwest Masterminds - 6
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 6
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 5
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - 3
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - 3
Come Fiesta - 3
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 2
All The King's Men - 2
D.C Baby Sloths - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.417 ........ 6-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 6 ...... 13 ........ 0.583 ........ 5-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.528 ........ 5-1...... All The King's Men
5.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.472 ........ 5-1...... Come Fiesta
6.. ...... 10 ........ 7 ........ 0.611 ........ 5-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
7.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.333 ........ 5-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
8.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.278 ........ 6-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
9.. ........ 9 ...... 10 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ...... 13 ...... 11 ........ 0.500 ........ 4-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 12 ........ 9 ........ 0.417 ........ 4-2...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ...... 22 ...... 20 ........ 0.472 ........ 4-2...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ...... 18 ........ 8 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
14 ...... 14 ...... 15 ........ 0.361 ........ 4-2...... Seattle Renegades
15 ...... 26 ...... 23 ........ 0.583 ........ 2-4...... Chico High Panthers
16 ...... 21 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-5...... Atlantic City Affliction
17 ...... 24 ...... 14 ........ 0.417 ........ 4-2...... Nebraska Tornados
17 ...... 19 ...... 21 ........ 0.694 ........ 1-5...... San Diego Lightning
19 ........ 7 ...... 17 ........ 0.611 ........ 2-4...... Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 23 ...... 19 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-4...... D.C Baby Sloths
21 ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.417 ........ 3-3...... Paris French Connection
22 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.556 ........ 2-4...... A Team About Nothing
23 ...... 15 ...... 22 ........ 0.528 ........ 3-3...... Tennessee Fury
24 ...... 20 ...... 18 ........ 0.417 ........ 3-3...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
25 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-4...... 8 Mile Assault
26 ...... 16 ...... 25 ........ 0.389 ........ 3-3...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
27 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.583 ........ 0-6...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 29 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-6...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 27 ...... 30 ........ 0.528 ........ 1-5...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.444 ........ 1-5...... New Jersey Battalion
31 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-6...... New Jersey Generals
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-6...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (6-0) vs. 8 Mile Assault (2-4) -- ( CHI )
The Hedgehogs decided to take a vacation for a season and slum it down here in USAPL.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (5-1) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-5) -- ( GROWL )
Easy win.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (5-1) vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (3-3) -- ( MEM )
I don't think Monkeys are scared of bees, but maybe Killa Bees.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (4-2) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-3) -- ( KKAR )
Do pirates attack motor homes? I don't think so.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (4-2) vs. Hollywood Stars (2-4) -- ( NOHV )
The Stars have a great DC, but the Voodoo are working some magic this season.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (4-2) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-5) -- ( CCIA )
Easy win.
Nebraska Tornados (4-2) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (0-6) -- ( NT)
Easy win.
A Team About Nothing (2-4) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (0-6) -- ( ATAN )
A team about nothing versus a team doing nothing.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (6-0) vs. Paris French Connection (3-3) -- ( MM )
I'm not sure why the Masterminds bothered coming back to the USAPL; might as well have stayed where you belong.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (6-0) vs. Louisville Baby Kittens (4-2) -- ( HKH )
The Kittens pissed me off last week by kicking me out of the survivor game so they're losing this week too!
All The King's Men (5-1) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (1-5) -- ( ATKM )
What the hell is wrong with ACA this season? Actually nevermind I hope they don't figure it out for a couple of weeks.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (5-1) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-3) -- ( SOFPM )
Easy win.
Come Fiesta (5-1) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-6) -- ( CF )
Easy win.
Seattle Renegades (4-2) vs. Chico High Panthers (2-4) -- ( SR )
CHP may be good at pulling people over, but the Renegades are looking for some playoff glory.
Tennessee Fury (3-3) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (2-4) -- ( TF )
The Sloths have been tearing people up as off late; hence the 2 game win steak and the only 2 wins they have. The Fury will handle that streak this time around.
San Diego Lightning (1-5) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-6) -- ( MBA )
I swear to god Mentone has to win a freaking game this season!
