The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 0 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
Tier 2 - Great
2. 0 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
3. 0 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
4. 0 – 0 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
5. 0 – 0 . Seattle Renegades
6. 0 – 0 . Atlantic City Affliction
7. 0 – 0 . Come Fiesta
Tier 4 - Average
8. 0 – 0 . Tennessee Fury
9. 0 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets
10. 0 – 0 . San Diego Lightning
Tier 5 - Below Average
11. 0 – 0 . Chico High Panthers
12. 0 – 0 . Detroit Pyromaniacs
13. 0 – 0 . Paris French Connection
Tier 6 - Meh
14. 0 – 0 . Mentone Beach Assault
15. 0 – 0 . D.C Baby Sloths
Tier 7 - The Cellar
16. 0 – 0 . New Jersey Generals
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Eastern USA Pro League...
Come Fiesta - 16
All The King's Men - 3
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Midwest Masterminds
3.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Chico High Panthers
4.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... All The King's Men
5.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
6.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Atlantic City Affliction
7.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Nebraska Tornados
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Come Fiesta
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... San Diego Lightning
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... A Team About Nothing
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
16 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Hollywood Stars
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
18 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
18 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... D.C Baby Sloths
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Paris French Connection
22 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Alcatraz Assassins
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Seattle Renegades
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Tennessee Fury
26 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... 8 Mile Assault
28 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Mentone Beach Assault
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... New Jersey Battalion
30 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... New Jersey Generals
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Richmond Rebel Yell
32 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Ontario Ice Weasels
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Atlantic City Affliction (0-1) 45 over Paris French Connection (1-0) 30
ACA is a very tough team and I know Paris can play, but not at against ACA.
Midwest Masterminds (1-0) 42 over South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (1-0) 15
This is a great game where I'd love to see the Mice come out on top, but I just don't think they're ready for this World League team.
Come Fiesta (1-0) 43 over D.C Baby Sloths (0-1) 6
This isn't a game at all and we'll have to listen to how great Come Fiesta is for another week.
Seattle Renegades (1-0) 111 over Mentone Beach Assault (0-1) 10
MBA would trash the Renegades if their Chemistry was better, but woulda, coulda, shoulda the Assault is getting worked over herel
All The King's Men (1-0) 58 over Detroit Pyromaniacs (1-0) 10
ATKM is fighting for World League play, anything less is a busted season.
San Diego Lightning (1-0) 45 over Humboldt Killer Hornets (1-0) 41
This is a great game where I've gone back in forth on who's going to win and right now I'm thinking San Diego, but I really think the Hornets might pick up a win. Tough to call, but fun to watch!
Tennessee Fury (1-0) 194 over New Jersey Generals (0-1) 0
Bye week for the Fury, but then again you do have problems with CPU teams!
Louisville Baby Kittens (0-1) 40 over Chico High Panthers (0-1) 28
I feel sorry for the Panthers as the Kittens loss yet another game that they should have won. I do look forward to seeing what happens when the little cat meets the big cat!!!!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 0 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
Tier 2 - Great
2. 0 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
3. 0 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
4. 0 – 0 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
5. 0 – 0 . Seattle Renegades
6. 0 – 0 . Atlantic City Affliction
7. 0 – 0 . Come Fiesta
Tier 4 - Average
8. 0 – 0 . Tennessee Fury
9. 0 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets
10. 0 – 0 . San Diego Lightning
Tier 5 - Below Average
11. 0 – 0 . Chico High Panthers
12. 0 – 0 . Detroit Pyromaniacs
13. 0 – 0 . Paris French Connection
Tier 6 - Meh
14. 0 – 0 . Mentone Beach Assault
15. 0 – 0 . D.C Baby Sloths
Tier 7 - The Cellar
16. 0 – 0 . New Jersey Generals
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Eastern USA Pro League...
Come Fiesta - 16
All The King's Men - 3
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Midwest Masterminds
3.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Chico High Panthers
4.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... All The King's Men
5.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
6.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Atlantic City Affliction
7.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Nebraska Tornados
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Come Fiesta
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... San Diego Lightning
8.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
13 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... A Team About Nothing
14 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
16 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Hollywood Stars
17 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
18 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
18 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... D.C Baby Sloths
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
20 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Paris French Connection
22 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Alcatraz Assassins
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Seattle Renegades
23 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Tennessee Fury
26 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... 8 Mile Assault
28 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Mentone Beach Assault
29 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... New Jersey Battalion
30 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... New Jersey Generals
31 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Richmond Rebel Yell
32 ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Ontario Ice Weasels
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Atlantic City Affliction (0-1) 45 over Paris French Connection (1-0) 30
ACA is a very tough team and I know Paris can play, but not at against ACA.
Midwest Masterminds (1-0) 42 over South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (1-0) 15
This is a great game where I'd love to see the Mice come out on top, but I just don't think they're ready for this World League team.
Come Fiesta (1-0) 43 over D.C Baby Sloths (0-1) 6
This isn't a game at all and we'll have to listen to how great Come Fiesta is for another week.
Seattle Renegades (1-0) 111 over Mentone Beach Assault (0-1) 10
MBA would trash the Renegades if their Chemistry was better, but woulda, coulda, shoulda the Assault is getting worked over herel
All The King's Men (1-0) 58 over Detroit Pyromaniacs (1-0) 10
ATKM is fighting for World League play, anything less is a busted season.
San Diego Lightning (1-0) 45 over Humboldt Killer Hornets (1-0) 41
This is a great game where I've gone back in forth on who's going to win and right now I'm thinking San Diego, but I really think the Hornets might pick up a win. Tough to call, but fun to watch!
Tennessee Fury (1-0) 194 over New Jersey Generals (0-1) 0
Bye week for the Fury, but then again you do have problems with CPU teams!
Louisville Baby Kittens (0-1) 40 over Chico High Panthers (0-1) 28
I feel sorry for the Panthers as the Kittens loss yet another game that they should have won. I do look forward to seeing what happens when the little cat meets the big cat!!!!






























