Week : 12. The picture is starting to clear up.
The top 7 teams are static this week all pulling off expected wins. #8 Also remains the same even with Bratislava's loss to Corpus Christi. Corpus Christi does move up to #9 though, leapfrogging the WAR MACHINE. 8 - Mile moves up to #11. The Chicago Beasts fall to #13, with everyone else holding steady.
1. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
2. Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys
3. New Jersey Battalion
4. Richmond Rebel Yell
5. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
6. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
7. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
8. Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
9. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
10. WAR MACHINE
11. 8 Mile Assault
12. Ontario Ice Weasels
13. Chicago Beasts
14. Chicago Blitz
15. Baton Rouge Buccaneers
16. Gaines Panthers
Now down to game predictions. I will order the games based on my rankings.
Game 1: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers VS Chicago Blitz
The Wife Carriers hate playing in Chicago. It's just too fricking cold there. That won't stop them from racking up the points this week though.
Game prediction: 95 - 3 Honolulu.
Game 2: Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys VS Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
KKAR didn't fare to well last week against New Jersey, and this week won't be easy either. Austin will have to put some effort into the game, but it will be enough and they will win in front of the hometown crowd.
Game Prediction: 35 - 17 Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys.
Game 3: New Jersey Battalion VS Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
Corpus Christi is feeling pretty good coming off a shoot out win against Bratislava. This week they face New Jersey, and even their flying saucers can't give them enough of an edge to take out the Battalion.
Game prediction: 45 - 19 New Jersey.
Game 4: Richmond Rebel Yell VS Gaines Panthers
Richmond gets the free pass this week.
Game prediction: 255 - 0 Richmond
Game 5: SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL VS Ontario Ice Weasels
The GROWL shouldn't have too much of a problem chasing down the Ice Weasels this week. Still the little guys can run forever, so they should put up some decent yardage, it just won't be enough to keep them out of the Jaws of SOUTH GEORGIA.
Game prediction: 52 - 16 SOUTH GEORGIA
Game 6: New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo VS Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
At the beginning of the season I had these 2 teams down as a coin flip. However, as the season has gone on, New Orleans has been far more consistent. I think their workman like attitude, and solid defense will put the game in their favor.
Game prediction: 36 - 10 New Orleans
Game 7: WAR MACHINE VS 8 Mile Assault
Both teams really need to pick up a win here if they want to make the playoffs. One will get one step closer, and the other will fall another step closer to playing golf this off season. I gotta pull for the home team and pick 8 Mile here.
Game prediction: 24 - 21 8 Mile Assault
Game 8: Chicago Beasts VS Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Both teams are out of the playoff race, so they are just playing for pride. Both teams have been playing better in the latter part of the season, so this isn't a no brainer pick. Still I think that the Beasts have a better shot at winning than the Bucks, but it shouldn't be a run away score.
Game prediction: 24 - 14 Beasts.
Normally I would have a salty treat lined up for you, but today the only salt comes from the sweat on my brow. Long day. and thus the late predictions.
Hope this was fun for you!
-Cryptotich
The top 7 teams are static this week all pulling off expected wins. #8 Also remains the same even with Bratislava's loss to Corpus Christi. Corpus Christi does move up to #9 though, leapfrogging the WAR MACHINE. 8 - Mile moves up to #11. The Chicago Beasts fall to #13, with everyone else holding steady.
1. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
2. Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys
3. New Jersey Battalion
4. Richmond Rebel Yell
5. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
6. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
7. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
8. Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
9. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
10. WAR MACHINE
11. 8 Mile Assault
12. Ontario Ice Weasels
13. Chicago Beasts
14. Chicago Blitz
15. Baton Rouge Buccaneers
16. Gaines Panthers
Now down to game predictions. I will order the games based on my rankings.
Game 1: Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers VS Chicago Blitz
The Wife Carriers hate playing in Chicago. It's just too fricking cold there. That won't stop them from racking up the points this week though.
Game prediction: 95 - 3 Honolulu.
Game 2: Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys VS Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
KKAR didn't fare to well last week against New Jersey, and this week won't be easy either. Austin will have to put some effort into the game, but it will be enough and they will win in front of the hometown crowd.
Game Prediction: 35 - 17 Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys.
Game 3: New Jersey Battalion VS Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
Corpus Christi is feeling pretty good coming off a shoot out win against Bratislava. This week they face New Jersey, and even their flying saucers can't give them enough of an edge to take out the Battalion.
Game prediction: 45 - 19 New Jersey.
Game 4: Richmond Rebel Yell VS Gaines Panthers
Richmond gets the free pass this week.
Game prediction: 255 - 0 Richmond
Game 5: SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL VS Ontario Ice Weasels
The GROWL shouldn't have too much of a problem chasing down the Ice Weasels this week. Still the little guys can run forever, so they should put up some decent yardage, it just won't be enough to keep them out of the Jaws of SOUTH GEORGIA.
Game prediction: 52 - 16 SOUTH GEORGIA
Game 6: New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo VS Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
At the beginning of the season I had these 2 teams down as a coin flip. However, as the season has gone on, New Orleans has been far more consistent. I think their workman like attitude, and solid defense will put the game in their favor.
Game prediction: 36 - 10 New Orleans
Game 7: WAR MACHINE VS 8 Mile Assault
Both teams really need to pick up a win here if they want to make the playoffs. One will get one step closer, and the other will fall another step closer to playing golf this off season. I gotta pull for the home team and pick 8 Mile here.
Game prediction: 24 - 21 8 Mile Assault
Game 8: Chicago Beasts VS Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Both teams are out of the playoff race, so they are just playing for pride. Both teams have been playing better in the latter part of the season, so this isn't a no brainer pick. Still I think that the Beasts have a better shot at winning than the Bucks, but it shouldn't be a run away score.
Game prediction: 24 - 14 Beasts.
Normally I would have a salty treat lined up for you, but today the only salt comes from the sweat on my brow. Long day. and thus the late predictions.
Hope this was fun for you!
-Cryptotich
