The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
- ► - ► - ► - ► Well that's how it use to be, but now I'm going to combine my rankings of the Eastern Conference with Cryptotich's rankings of the Western Conference to create this new Mega Rankings! I would have used the Super Computer, but I don't have access to it. ◄ - ◄ - ◄ - ◄ -
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– Seattle Renegades move up to Elite
– South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice move up to Great
– Grand Haven Mist move down to Great
– Mentone Beach Assault falls
– Chicago Blitz move up to Above Average
– Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens moves up
– Ontario Ice Weasels move up to Meh
– Baton Rouge Buccaneers fall to Meh
– New Jersey Generals fall to Meh
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Rankings
West is in Bold
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 3 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
2. 2 – 1 . Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys (0)
3. 2 – 1 . Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (0)
4. 3 – 0 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
5. 2 – 1 . Seattle Renegades (+1)
Tier 2 - Great
6. 3 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (+6)
7. 2 – 1 . Grand Haven Mist (-2)
8. 3 – 0 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
9. 3 – 0 . San Diego Lightning (0)
10. 3 – 0 . Mentone Beach Assault (-3)
Tier 3 - Above Average
11. 2 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction (-1)
12. 2 – 1 . Bratislava Lambeau Leapers (-1)
13. 2 – 1 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
14. 1 – 2 . Tennessee Fury (0)
Tier 4 - Average
15. 1 – 2 . Paris French Connection (0)
16. 2 – 1 . WAR MACHINE (0)
17. 3 – 0 . Defenders of the Ancients (0)
18. 2 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
19. 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
20. 2 – 1 . Chicago Beasts (0)
21. 0 – 3 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
22. 0 – 3 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
23. 0 – 3 . Chicago Blitz (+3)
24. 0 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (-1)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 0 – 3 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (+2)
26. 2 – 1 . Ontario Ice Weasels (+3)
27. 1 – 2 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (-3)
28. 0 – 3 . New Jersey Generals (-3)
29. 0 – 3 . Roswell Invaders (-1)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
30. 0 – 3 . Gaines Panthers (0)
31. 0 – 3 . Jax Beach Juggernauts (0)
32. 0 – 3 . Atlanta Purple Penguins (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 4
New Jersey Battalion - 3
Richmond Rebel Yell - 3
Defenders of the Ancients - 3
All The King's Men - 3
San Diego Lightning - 3
Mentone Beach Assault - 3
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 2
Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys - 2
WAR MACHINE - 2
Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers - 2
Ontario Ice Weasels - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
San Diego Lightning +
8 Mile Assault -
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 6 ........ 0.653 ........ 6-1...... Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys
2.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.429 ........ 7-0...... San Diego Lightning
3.. ...... 18 ........ 5 ........ 0.388 ........ 7-0...... Richmond Rebel Yell
4.. ........ 1 ...... 11 ........ 0.388 ........ 6-1...... Mentone Beach Assault
5.. ........ 8 ........ 4 ........ 0.327 ........ 7-0...... New Jersey Battalion
6.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.327 ........ 6-1...... Defenders of the Ancients
7.. ...... 20 ...... 13 ........ 0.592 ........ 4-3...... Atlantic City Affliction
8.. ...... 16 ........ 9 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Seattle Renegades
9.. ...... 13 ...... 17 ........ 0.327 ........ 5-2...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
10 ...... 17 ...... 15 ........ 0.510 ........ 4-3...... Grand Haven Mist
11 ...... 25 ........ 8 ........ 0.612 ........ 3-4...... Paris French Connection
12 ...... 15 ...... 18 ........ 0.408 ........ 4-3...... Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
13 ........ 7 ........ 3 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
14 ...... 26 ...... 19 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-3...... Louisville Baby Kittens
15 ........ 9 ...... 14 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
16 ...... 12 ...... 23 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-3...... Ontario Ice Weasels
17 ...... 10 ...... 16 ........ 0.592 ........ 3-4...... WAR MACHINE
18 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.643 ........ 3-4...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
18 ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.143 ........ 6-1...... All The King's Men
20 ...... 21 ...... 12 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
20 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.762 ........ 2-5...... 8 Mile Assault
22 ........ 6 ...... 20 ........ 0.190 ........ 4-3...... Chicago Beasts
23 ...... 27 ...... 24 ........ 0.592 ........ 2-5...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
24 ...... 22 ...... 21 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ........ 5 ...... 27 ........ 0.633 ........ 2-5...... Tennessee Fury
26 ...... 28 ...... 25 ........ 0.714 ........ 1-6...... New Jersey Generals
27 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.490 ........ 0-7...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
28 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.633 ........ 0-7...... Chicago Blitz
29 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.531 ........ 0-7...... Roswell Invaders
30 ...... 23 ...... 30 ........ 0.510 ........ 2-5...... Gaines Panthers
31 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.490 ........ 0-7...... Jax Beach Juggernauts
32 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.592 ........ 0-7...... Atlanta Purple Penguins
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
24 - 18 New Jersey Battalion (7-0) def. Richmond Rebel Yell (7-0)
59 - 59 Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (2-5) ties Gaines Panthers (2-5)
39 - 33 Chicago Beasts (4-3) def. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (3-4)
45 - 20 Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys (6-1) def. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (3-4)
65 - 41 WAR MACHINE (3-4) def. Ontario Ice Weasels (4-3)
46 - 33 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-3) def. Bratislava Lambeau Leapers (4-3)
45 - 42 8 Mile Assault (2-5) def. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (2-5)
73 - 15 Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0-7) def. Chicago Blitz (0-7)
48 - 16 Defenders of the Ancients (6-1) def. Atlantic City Affliction (4-3)
39 - 15 San Diego Lightning (7-0) def. All The King's Men (6-1)
48 - 20 South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (6-1) def. Humboldt Killer Hornets (5-2)
62 - 31 Mentone Beach Assault (6-1) def. Seattle Renegades (5-2)
36 - 20 Grand Haven Mist (4-3) def. Louisville Baby Kittens (4-3)
151 - 0 Paris French Connection (3-4) def. Jax Beach Juggernauts (0-7)
255 - 0 Tennessee Fury (2-5) def. Atlanta Purple Penguins (0-7)
19 - 10 New Jersey Generals (1-6) def. Roswell Invaders (0-7)
- ► - ► - ► - ► Well that's how it use to be, but now I'm going to combine my rankings of the Eastern Conference with Cryptotich's rankings of the Western Conference to create this new Mega Rankings! I would have used the Super Computer, but I don't have access to it. ◄ - ◄ - ◄ - ◄ -
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– Seattle Renegades move up to Elite
– South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice move up to Great
– Grand Haven Mist move down to Great
– Mentone Beach Assault falls
– Chicago Blitz move up to Above Average
– Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens moves up
– Ontario Ice Weasels move up to Meh
– Baton Rouge Buccaneers fall to Meh
– New Jersey Generals fall to Meh
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Rankings
West is in Bold
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 3 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
2. 2 – 1 . Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys (0)
3. 2 – 1 . Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (0)
4. 3 – 0 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
5. 2 – 1 . Seattle Renegades (+1)
Tier 2 - Great
6. 3 – 0 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (+6)
7. 2 – 1 . Grand Haven Mist (-2)
8. 3 – 0 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
9. 3 – 0 . San Diego Lightning (0)
10. 3 – 0 . Mentone Beach Assault (-3)
Tier 3 - Above Average
11. 2 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction (-1)
12. 2 – 1 . Bratislava Lambeau Leapers (-1)
13. 2 – 1 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
14. 1 – 2 . Tennessee Fury (0)
Tier 4 - Average
15. 1 – 2 . Paris French Connection (0)
16. 2 – 1 . WAR MACHINE (0)
17. 3 – 0 . Defenders of the Ancients (0)
18. 2 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
19. 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
20. 2 – 1 . Chicago Beasts (0)
21. 0 – 3 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
22. 0 – 3 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
23. 0 – 3 . Chicago Blitz (+3)
24. 0 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (-1)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 0 – 3 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (+2)
26. 2 – 1 . Ontario Ice Weasels (+3)
27. 1 – 2 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (-3)
28. 0 – 3 . New Jersey Generals (-3)
29. 0 – 3 . Roswell Invaders (-1)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
30. 0 – 3 . Gaines Panthers (0)
31. 0 – 3 . Jax Beach Juggernauts (0)
32. 0 – 3 . Atlanta Purple Penguins (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 4
New Jersey Battalion - 3
Richmond Rebel Yell - 3
Defenders of the Ancients - 3
All The King's Men - 3
San Diego Lightning - 3
Mentone Beach Assault - 3
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 2
Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys - 2
WAR MACHINE - 2
Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers - 2
Ontario Ice Weasels - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
San Diego Lightning +
8 Mile Assault -
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 6 ........ 0.653 ........ 6-1...... Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys
2.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.429 ........ 7-0...... San Diego Lightning
3.. ...... 18 ........ 5 ........ 0.388 ........ 7-0...... Richmond Rebel Yell
4.. ........ 1 ...... 11 ........ 0.388 ........ 6-1...... Mentone Beach Assault
5.. ........ 8 ........ 4 ........ 0.327 ........ 7-0...... New Jersey Battalion
6.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.327 ........ 6-1...... Defenders of the Ancients
7.. ...... 20 ...... 13 ........ 0.592 ........ 4-3...... Atlantic City Affliction
8.. ...... 16 ........ 9 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Seattle Renegades
9.. ...... 13 ...... 17 ........ 0.327 ........ 5-2...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
10 ...... 17 ...... 15 ........ 0.510 ........ 4-3...... Grand Haven Mist
11 ...... 25 ........ 8 ........ 0.612 ........ 3-4...... Paris French Connection
12 ...... 15 ...... 18 ........ 0.408 ........ 4-3...... Bratislava Lambeau Leapers
13 ........ 7 ........ 3 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
14 ...... 26 ...... 19 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-3...... Louisville Baby Kittens
15 ........ 9 ...... 14 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
16 ...... 12 ...... 23 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-3...... Ontario Ice Weasels
17 ...... 10 ...... 16 ........ 0.592 ........ 3-4...... WAR MACHINE
18 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.643 ........ 3-4...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
18 ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.143 ........ 6-1...... All The King's Men
20 ...... 21 ...... 12 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
20 ...... 14 ...... 22 ........ 0.762 ........ 2-5...... 8 Mile Assault
22 ........ 6 ...... 20 ........ 0.190 ........ 4-3...... Chicago Beasts
23 ...... 27 ...... 24 ........ 0.592 ........ 2-5...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
24 ...... 22 ...... 21 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ........ 5 ...... 27 ........ 0.633 ........ 2-5...... Tennessee Fury
26 ...... 28 ...... 25 ........ 0.714 ........ 1-6...... New Jersey Generals
27 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.490 ........ 0-7...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
28 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.633 ........ 0-7...... Chicago Blitz
29 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.531 ........ 0-7...... Roswell Invaders
30 ...... 23 ...... 30 ........ 0.510 ........ 2-5...... Gaines Panthers
31 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.490 ........ 0-7...... Jax Beach Juggernauts
32 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.592 ........ 0-7...... Atlanta Purple Penguins
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
24 - 18 New Jersey Battalion (7-0) def. Richmond Rebel Yell (7-0)
59 - 59 Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (2-5) ties Gaines Panthers (2-5)
39 - 33 Chicago Beasts (4-3) def. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (3-4)
45 - 20 Austin Wineswilling Fancy Boys (6-1) def. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (3-4)
65 - 41 WAR MACHINE (3-4) def. Ontario Ice Weasels (4-3)
46 - 33 Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers (4-3) def. Bratislava Lambeau Leapers (4-3)
45 - 42 8 Mile Assault (2-5) def. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (2-5)
73 - 15 Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0-7) def. Chicago Blitz (0-7)
48 - 16 Defenders of the Ancients (6-1) def. Atlantic City Affliction (4-3)
39 - 15 San Diego Lightning (7-0) def. All The King's Men (6-1)
48 - 20 South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (6-1) def. Humboldt Killer Hornets (5-2)
62 - 31 Mentone Beach Assault (6-1) def. Seattle Renegades (5-2)
36 - 20 Grand Haven Mist (4-3) def. Louisville Baby Kittens (4-3)
151 - 0 Paris French Connection (3-4) def. Jax Beach Juggernauts (0-7)
255 - 0 Tennessee Fury (2-5) def. Atlanta Purple Penguins (0-7)
19 - 10 New Jersey Generals (1-6) def. Roswell Invaders (0-7)
