Seeing as i didnt read the forum rules whatssoever but i know the new mods in town have an chip on their small, basement fed shoulder, i'll try to keep the poop from poppin out too soon. The KK Kronicles shall be the weekly sum up of how crappy the league looks and my overall analysis on the Top 10 teams of the week and how much they failed. This is for all the non math virgin nerds so enjoy math free rankings!
Top 5
1) Northwest Nighthawks
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1570
Yea, they may not have appeared on your rosters as of yet, but i know these scumbags will be here sooner or later. They are just waiting for me to forget them and BAM! They magically appear on our roster and denies us from the playoffs so we have to take them to the sandbox and kick their pale eagle tails until the juice comes out of them and then we'll take all their crackers and hide them under the swings and when they notice we'll step on them! Yea, we has a plan now you coodiemungers!
2) Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1509
Unlike the owner and his favorite team, this team has potential to go places, like maybe that World league all the kool kids keep talking about around the soda machine. I didnt look at their roster but ufshowboat said they were better than everyone else and i guess he is trust worthy to believe. I see them winning... winning what? i have no clue but they should win something....
3) San Diego Lightning
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=670
The long fabled Ken moody finally returns to take on Ketchikan! I got some chosen words to say to you, but i cant cause im not sure how many points i have left before getting the banned hammer! Just know we will be watching you like a Pedo watches "Little Miss Perfect"!
4) All The King's Men
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1239
I get a nasty taste in my mouth when i have to say this team name. Its like when u puke in your mouth a bit but more like when a chicks farts near you and you smell it and you puke in your mouth a little. But Bling Bling King makes a good team and tries hard so he gets top 5 i guess.
5) Austin Catholic Church After Hours Choir Practice with the Pastor Boys
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=676
Sportin 3 w_alloy builds, this team of young SVU cases will go far. Oh and that elsuive back doesn't look bad also, but i like more speed on mine. Other than winnin AAA#1 and all they havent really been a force but i guess they are ready to take the after hour shift and get some real work done!
Bottom of the Barrel
1) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1161
Worst team in the west easily! I didnt even send my crappy dots to this place. With new management and me doing stuff this team is doomed to fail as normal and get 6 or 7 spot in the playoffs. Get luck you bunch of queens!
2) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1288
Weren't you guys in WL? What happened? And why are you in the East? All the good teams are in the west...
3) Baton Rouge Buccaneers
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1466
This is that team with the silly sailor as a leader... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH (catch breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Good luck!
4) Jax Beach Juggernauts
http://goallineblitz.com/game/roster.pl?team_id=1482
They look ready to me, how bout you guys?
5) Richmond Rebel Yell
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=106
The original KKAR, but less seasoned and tougher to chew. They make it to playoffs if i dont steal all their secrets and sell them to New Jersey Battalion who somehow are good even tho they should be on this list i'll make an honorable mention right now that they suck about as much as Sophie Dee!
Top 5
1) Northwest Nighthawks
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1570
Yea, they may not have appeared on your rosters as of yet, but i know these scumbags will be here sooner or later. They are just waiting for me to forget them and BAM! They magically appear on our roster and denies us from the playoffs so we have to take them to the sandbox and kick their pale eagle tails until the juice comes out of them and then we'll take all their crackers and hide them under the swings and when they notice we'll step on them! Yea, we has a plan now you coodiemungers!
2) Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1509
Unlike the owner and his favorite team, this team has potential to go places, like maybe that World league all the kool kids keep talking about around the soda machine. I didnt look at their roster but ufshowboat said they were better than everyone else and i guess he is trust worthy to believe. I see them winning... winning what? i have no clue but they should win something....
3) San Diego Lightning
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=670
The long fabled Ken moody finally returns to take on Ketchikan! I got some chosen words to say to you, but i cant cause im not sure how many points i have left before getting the banned hammer! Just know we will be watching you like a Pedo watches "Little Miss Perfect"!
4) All The King's Men
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1239
I get a nasty taste in my mouth when i have to say this team name. Its like when u puke in your mouth a bit but more like when a chicks farts near you and you smell it and you puke in your mouth a little. But Bling Bling King makes a good team and tries hard so he gets top 5 i guess.
5) Austin Catholic Church After Hours Choir Practice with the Pastor Boys
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=676
Sportin 3 w_alloy builds, this team of young SVU cases will go far. Oh and that elsuive back doesn't look bad also, but i like more speed on mine. Other than winnin AAA#1 and all they havent really been a force but i guess they are ready to take the after hour shift and get some real work done!
Bottom of the Barrel
1) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1161
Worst team in the west easily! I didnt even send my crappy dots to this place. With new management and me doing stuff this team is doomed to fail as normal and get 6 or 7 spot in the playoffs. Get luck you bunch of queens!
2) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1288
Weren't you guys in WL? What happened? And why are you in the East? All the good teams are in the west...
3) Baton Rouge Buccaneers
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1466
This is that team with the silly sailor as a leader... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH (catch breath)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Good luck!
4) Jax Beach Juggernauts
http://goallineblitz.com/game/roster.pl?team_id=1482
They look ready to me, how bout you guys?
5) Richmond Rebel Yell
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=106
The original KKAR, but less seasoned and tougher to chew. They make it to playoffs if i dont steal all their secrets and sell them to New Jersey Battalion who somehow are good even tho they should be on this list i'll make an honorable mention right now that they suck about as much as Sophie Dee!
