Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Godisgreat
Originally posted by Dtownokie

I guess everyone else is getting laid?



By their hands..

I was drinking with some buddies on Saturday Night and these were some of the memorable quotes:

"Why would anyone pay for a hand-job? I can already do that much better than some prostitute for free."
"If you could give yourself a blow-job would you?"
"Yeah, I totally would"
"No, I never would. See because at first you'd like like, 'this is awesome because I've got lips around my dick' and then you'd be like, 'oh fuck, I've got dick on my lips."

Originally posted by Time Trial
I was drinking with some buddies on Saturday Night and these were some of the memorable quotes:

"Why would anyone pay for a hand-job? I can already do that much better than some prostitute for free."
"If you could give yourself a blow-job would you?"
"Yeah, I totally would"
"No, I never would. See because at first you'd like like, 'this is awesome because I've got lips around my dick' and then you'd be like, 'oh fuck, I've got dick on my lips."

My life goals exactly.

Every couple of seasons we see someone put up an all time PW list. Fact is, most of the PW records were set in the early days when teams would churn out over 1000 yards rushing per game on a regular basis. With all the nerfs that have happened since then, the creation of Gold, and the overall improvement in the PW ranks, you are only going to get new records if you make them specific to Gold/Silver/Copper. There were HB's gaining 700+ yards, QB's with 15 TD's, etc. in 1 game. No way can you pull that off now.