lolgaruda
1. Three Kingdom Warriors 4-0 W4
I dissed TKW in the first Expert picks and they shut me up GOOD by beating the unbeatable looking Semarang. Kept games close, but still keep winning 'em!
2. Tet Offensive 4-0 W4
How do you stop a Monsoon? By being "Offensive", it seems. Got a very back-loaded schedule with the next 3 games being pretty much wins already.
3. Buffalo Rampage 4-0 W4
Played their games a little close to comfort for my likening. Need to have more wins in a dominating way to really make some noise.
4. Bangalore Monsoon 3-1 W2
W1 win over Assassins take them up over the DREAM and Canes. But like the Dream, they have a soft beginning to the season and next week will show us a lot about this veteran team.
5. Lucid D.R.E.A.M. 3-1 W1
The victim of a soft opening schedule and the Rampage. Next week against Monsoon? Good game right there!
6. Singapore Canes 3-1 W3
Have played pretty okay so far this season. But, but...home field is a long way from here. A lot of talent to be beat for that to happen. Playoff should be a lock.
7. The New York Empire 2-2 W2
Besides beating the Dummies dumb, they haven't done anything "real" other than lose and playing the Reapers close.
8. The Tackling Dummies 2-2 L1
I think they will fall some in the standings, I don't like that W1 loss at all.
9. Hell's Reaper's 1-3 L2
Ended all their games within 2 scores, 3 out of 4 within one TD. So its going the right way! Every seen the series Reaper? I keep thinking about it when I read your team name.
10. Munich Mayhem 1-3 L1
I really like what they have done so far, playing the Rampage and the Monsoon pretty close, but based on my gut feeling, the Mayhem is slightly lesser team than the Reapers at this point.
11. Vietnamese Sweatshop 1-3 W1
Had a very rough start to the schedule. Not to say BRUTAL!
12. San Francisco Fire Horses 1-3 L2
What can a fire horse beat? Beach bums it seems!
13. Flint Cobras 0-4 L4
Just a little bit more... So close, yet so far away.
14. Shiroyama Samurai 0-4 L4
Scoring above 10 in a game! Way to go. More of that.
15. Johor Bahru Beach Bums 0-4 L4
The transition to the pros can be tough and you had to learn it the hard way.
16. Manila Warlords 0-4 L4
Gets last place for their complete failure as a team. That sounded a bit harsh, but they sucked last year too.
nagaplease
1. Saigon Whores 4-0 W4
Won over some strong teams and don't seem to be stopping any time soon. W13, mark it boys n' girls!
2. Blue Renegade Wino Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt 4-0 W4
Great win over PDP (sigh I'm saying that a lot!) and I do love it when HKH loses. Needs a quality win or two more to take no. 1!
3. Tibet Psychonauts 4-0 W4
4 easy wins, congratulation.
4. Semarang Red Dwarfs 3-1 W3
TKW showed up big in W1, but since then its been business as usual for the Red Dwarfs. Huge win over SEAPL veteran and powerhouse PDP.
5. Shadow Lake Snakeheads 3-1
Great win over CMM. A bit lucky in W1, but other than that, good stuff so far. Plus I kinda like your logo, not much but its very...snazy.
6. Palembang Drunken Monks 3-1 W1
Lost to one of the top 3 teams in nagaplease. I like that they won, but it wasn't a very convincing way to win. Controlled O and smothering D.
7. Cambodia Mountain Men 3-1 L1
Two very easy wins (Flint is a decent team with some bad breaks) and the first real opponent the Mountaineering Men met, they fall down to the bottom of the mountain and has to climb all the way back up again.
8. Portland Dirty Penguins 2-2 L2
Had an okay start to the season with two expected wins. But for a team that was close to WL last season, its seems a bit far away at this point. The reloaded roster has cost a great deal of chemistry and the PDP are suffering.
9. Cambodia Assassins 2-2 W2
Played two great teams pretty close, and then won over two teams one should expect a playoff contender should beat.
10.Hong Kong Hustlers 2-2 L1
Haven't performed really yet. Played all their games close, but a little too close to comfort and it seems that they are a few lucky breaks/sim fuck-ups away from being either a top or bottom team.
11. Bacolod Skullcrushers 2-2 L2
Won over two easy opponents and then lost to two tough teams. Middle of the road ranking and performance.
12. Victoria Teabaggers 1-3 W1
Kept it close the first two games, lost it against a very strong Dwarf team and came back with a much needed win over Golden Hill.
13. Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide 1-3 L3
Name and the fact you beat a garuda team, means you get 13 while Victoria gets 12.
14. Phuket Vandals 1-3 L3
A lucky W1 match-up has these Vandals at 1 win. But when you loses as big as you win, something ain't right in Phuket!
15. Golden Hill Bones 0-4 L4
Its not looking terrible for you lot. But its a very bad start to the season. But keep going boys n' bones!
16. Mekong Delta Force 0-4 L4
Try sucking less...its not likely you will this season, but next! HA!
1. Three Kingdom Warriors 4-0 W4
I dissed TKW in the first Expert picks and they shut me up GOOD by beating the unbeatable looking Semarang. Kept games close, but still keep winning 'em!
2. Tet Offensive 4-0 W4
How do you stop a Monsoon? By being "Offensive", it seems. Got a very back-loaded schedule with the next 3 games being pretty much wins already.
3. Buffalo Rampage 4-0 W4
Played their games a little close to comfort for my likening. Need to have more wins in a dominating way to really make some noise.
4. Bangalore Monsoon 3-1 W2
W1 win over Assassins take them up over the DREAM and Canes. But like the Dream, they have a soft beginning to the season and next week will show us a lot about this veteran team.
5. Lucid D.R.E.A.M. 3-1 W1
The victim of a soft opening schedule and the Rampage. Next week against Monsoon? Good game right there!
6. Singapore Canes 3-1 W3
Have played pretty okay so far this season. But, but...home field is a long way from here. A lot of talent to be beat for that to happen. Playoff should be a lock.
7. The New York Empire 2-2 W2
Besides beating the Dummies dumb, they haven't done anything "real" other than lose and playing the Reapers close.
8. The Tackling Dummies 2-2 L1
I think they will fall some in the standings, I don't like that W1 loss at all.
9. Hell's Reaper's 1-3 L2
Ended all their games within 2 scores, 3 out of 4 within one TD. So its going the right way! Every seen the series Reaper? I keep thinking about it when I read your team name.
10. Munich Mayhem 1-3 L1
I really like what they have done so far, playing the Rampage and the Monsoon pretty close, but based on my gut feeling, the Mayhem is slightly lesser team than the Reapers at this point.
11. Vietnamese Sweatshop 1-3 W1
Had a very rough start to the schedule. Not to say BRUTAL!
12. San Francisco Fire Horses 1-3 L2
What can a fire horse beat? Beach bums it seems!
13. Flint Cobras 0-4 L4
Just a little bit more... So close, yet so far away.
14. Shiroyama Samurai 0-4 L4
Scoring above 10 in a game! Way to go. More of that.
15. Johor Bahru Beach Bums 0-4 L4
The transition to the pros can be tough and you had to learn it the hard way.
16. Manila Warlords 0-4 L4
Gets last place for their complete failure as a team. That sounded a bit harsh, but they sucked last year too.
nagaplease
1. Saigon Whores 4-0 W4
Won over some strong teams and don't seem to be stopping any time soon. W13, mark it boys n' girls!
2. Blue Renegade Wino Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt 4-0 W4
Great win over PDP (sigh I'm saying that a lot!) and I do love it when HKH loses. Needs a quality win or two more to take no. 1!
3. Tibet Psychonauts 4-0 W4
4 easy wins, congratulation.
4. Semarang Red Dwarfs 3-1 W3
TKW showed up big in W1, but since then its been business as usual for the Red Dwarfs. Huge win over SEAPL veteran and powerhouse PDP.
5. Shadow Lake Snakeheads 3-1
Great win over CMM. A bit lucky in W1, but other than that, good stuff so far. Plus I kinda like your logo, not much but its very...snazy.
6. Palembang Drunken Monks 3-1 W1
Lost to one of the top 3 teams in nagaplease. I like that they won, but it wasn't a very convincing way to win. Controlled O and smothering D.
7. Cambodia Mountain Men 3-1 L1
Two very easy wins (Flint is a decent team with some bad breaks) and the first real opponent the Mountaineering Men met, they fall down to the bottom of the mountain and has to climb all the way back up again.
8. Portland Dirty Penguins 2-2 L2
Had an okay start to the season with two expected wins. But for a team that was close to WL last season, its seems a bit far away at this point. The reloaded roster has cost a great deal of chemistry and the PDP are suffering.
9. Cambodia Assassins 2-2 W2
Played two great teams pretty close, and then won over two teams one should expect a playoff contender should beat.
10.Hong Kong Hustlers 2-2 L1
Haven't performed really yet. Played all their games close, but a little too close to comfort and it seems that they are a few lucky breaks/sim fuck-ups away from being either a top or bottom team.
11. Bacolod Skullcrushers 2-2 L2
Won over two easy opponents and then lost to two tough teams. Middle of the road ranking and performance.
12. Victoria Teabaggers 1-3 W1
Kept it close the first two games, lost it against a very strong Dwarf team and came back with a much needed win over Golden Hill.
13. Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide 1-3 L3
Name and the fact you beat a garuda team, means you get 13 while Victoria gets 12.
14. Phuket Vandals 1-3 L3
A lucky W1 match-up has these Vandals at 1 win. But when you loses as big as you win, something ain't right in Phuket!
15. Golden Hill Bones 0-4 L4
Its not looking terrible for you lot. But its a very bad start to the season. But keep going boys n' bones!
16. Mekong Delta Force 0-4 L4
Try sucking less...its not likely you will this season, but next! HA!
