1. 14-1 Naples Purple Nurples (vs. E-City):
Naples win clinches #1 seed. Naples loss creates at least a 2-way tie (and possibly a 4-way tie) at 14-2, but unless E-City puts a 37 point beating on them or Graz and Parma both lose and the tiebreaker becomes head-to-head, the Nurples should have the points allowed tiebreaker cold. The #1 vs. #2 matchup is a clear GOTW and features two of the best defenses in the league.
2. 13-2 E-City Mercenaries (vs. Naples):
See Naples commentary. If they beat Naples, Graz loses, and Parma loses, would finish with the #1 seed. If Naples wins, Graz wins, and Parma wins, they'd be in 5th on the head-to-head tiebreaker with KCR.
3. 13-2 Graz Grizzlies (vs. Birmingham):
With a win and Naples loss, gets share of at least a 3-way tie for first. With a win and a Naples win, gets 3rd seed with a Parma win or 2nd seed with a Parma loss. With a loss, should be the 4th seed unless many other unlikely things happen.
4. 13-2 Parma Panthers (vs. Vatican City):
With win and Naples win, gets the 2 seed with head-to-head over Graz and a 1-game lead on E-City. With win, Naples loss, and Graz win, gets the 4 seed with the most points allowed among the 14-2 mass; with win, Naples loss, and Graz loss, gets the 3 seed (both unless some odd things happen with shootouts wrecking the current PA standings, or I misunderstand the common opponents tiebreaker as it's applied in practice).
5. 12-3 KCR B&B (vs. Italian Stallions)
With a win and an E-City loss, move up to the 4 seed most likely (though things get hectic if Graz or Parma gets upset). With a loss or an E-City win, should stay in the 5 spot with HTH over Tulsa.
6. 11-4 Tulsa Doom (vs. Burnt Orange Rising)
Should win, won't matter--they've clinched the #6 spot and ensured that I want no part of the 3 seed this season.
7. 8-7 Vatican City (vs. Parma)
Has head-to-head over the Blackhawks and the Underground, who play each other. Guaranteed the 7 seed as a result; could draw the Panthers in back-to-back games, amusingly enough.
8. 7-8 London Underground (vs. Mississinawa Valley Blackhawks)
9. 7-8 Mississinawa Valley Blackhawks (vs. London Underground)
Play-in game for the 8th seed...which makes this the second game of the week, after Naples/E-City. Expect a barn-burner in this one to contrast with that defensive struggle.
Naples win clinches #1 seed. Naples loss creates at least a 2-way tie (and possibly a 4-way tie) at 14-2, but unless E-City puts a 37 point beating on them or Graz and Parma both lose and the tiebreaker becomes head-to-head, the Nurples should have the points allowed tiebreaker cold. The #1 vs. #2 matchup is a clear GOTW and features two of the best defenses in the league.
2. 13-2 E-City Mercenaries (vs. Naples):
See Naples commentary. If they beat Naples, Graz loses, and Parma loses, would finish with the #1 seed. If Naples wins, Graz wins, and Parma wins, they'd be in 5th on the head-to-head tiebreaker with KCR.
3. 13-2 Graz Grizzlies (vs. Birmingham):
With a win and Naples loss, gets share of at least a 3-way tie for first. With a win and a Naples win, gets 3rd seed with a Parma win or 2nd seed with a Parma loss. With a loss, should be the 4th seed unless many other unlikely things happen.
4. 13-2 Parma Panthers (vs. Vatican City):
With win and Naples win, gets the 2 seed with head-to-head over Graz and a 1-game lead on E-City. With win, Naples loss, and Graz win, gets the 4 seed with the most points allowed among the 14-2 mass; with win, Naples loss, and Graz loss, gets the 3 seed (both unless some odd things happen with shootouts wrecking the current PA standings, or I misunderstand the common opponents tiebreaker as it's applied in practice).
5. 12-3 KCR B&B (vs. Italian Stallions)
With a win and an E-City loss, move up to the 4 seed most likely (though things get hectic if Graz or Parma gets upset). With a loss or an E-City win, should stay in the 5 spot with HTH over Tulsa.
6. 11-4 Tulsa Doom (vs. Burnt Orange Rising)
Should win, won't matter--they've clinched the #6 spot and ensured that I want no part of the 3 seed this season.

7. 8-7 Vatican City (vs. Parma)
Has head-to-head over the Blackhawks and the Underground, who play each other. Guaranteed the 7 seed as a result; could draw the Panthers in back-to-back games, amusingly enough.
8. 7-8 London Underground (vs. Mississinawa Valley Blackhawks)
9. 7-8 Mississinawa Valley Blackhawks (vs. London Underground)
Play-in game for the 8th seed...which makes this the second game of the week, after Naples/E-City. Expect a barn-burner in this one to contrast with that defensive struggle.





























