Originally posted by limas4sweed
There once was a dude from an unknown team
that sent me a pm claiming he was the real Limas Sweed
I laughed at him heartily and then I sat up
And wondered aloud what's in that fool's cup
I looked at our roster and oh yes Indeed
I had a team full of Lumberjacks chopping with me
So I looked at the Oilers in there blue and red
and told my bro hey isn't that Oilers team dead
the pressure has caused this fool hallucinations
So we're gonna show you the true LONGHORN nation
so now I wait patiently until game time begins
and we will introduce that ass to the BBB#13 my friend
WR Greg" IMA BAD ASS MOFO" Timmons
Austin LumberJacks
TIMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Aww hell. Sucks for the Oilers. Gotta rather be any other team than the one lining up against the Mighty LumberJacks on opening day. After strolling into the playoffs and knocking off giant after giant, little David here couldn't quite seal the deal against ol Goliath. Sure did do a helluva better job flingin rocks than anyone else had all year though, and I guarantee them Elves are still nursin a knot or two on their noggins.
Even after cementing our place in the Echelon of the 13th, we've been hearing the term "fluke" whispered around the forests. Looks like its time to sharpen them axes again and renew the flow of telephone poles to a town near you. First stop, a lil blip on the map known as H-Town located right where the great piney woods of East Texas meets the mosquito marshes of Louisianna.
Tell ya what, for old times sake we're gonna spot H-Town 35 points while we watch a quite original dance put on over on our sideline by some first-rate strippers that I'm sure Limas will round up. At halftime we're gonna slap dem bitches off our laps and strap on the helmets and chinstraps. Shortly thereafter we're borrowin a lil page outta the Buffalo book and layin down an historical wallopin.
Also, we've done a lil front-office restructuring over in Austin. I now come to you as Co-Chair of the newly formed Austin LumberJacks Department of Brangin' It! Make sure to read the daily front page of the BBB #13 Times cus you're local yap-aholics will be back at it early and often this season.
CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks
There once was a dude from an unknown team
that sent me a pm claiming he was the real Limas Sweed
I laughed at him heartily and then I sat up
And wondered aloud what's in that fool's cup
I looked at our roster and oh yes Indeed
I had a team full of Lumberjacks chopping with me
So I looked at the Oilers in there blue and red
and told my bro hey isn't that Oilers team dead
the pressure has caused this fool hallucinations
So we're gonna show you the true LONGHORN nation
so now I wait patiently until game time begins
and we will introduce that ass to the BBB#13 my friend
WR Greg" IMA BAD ASS MOFO" Timmons
Austin LumberJacks
TIMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Aww hell. Sucks for the Oilers. Gotta rather be any other team than the one lining up against the Mighty LumberJacks on opening day. After strolling into the playoffs and knocking off giant after giant, little David here couldn't quite seal the deal against ol Goliath. Sure did do a helluva better job flingin rocks than anyone else had all year though, and I guarantee them Elves are still nursin a knot or two on their noggins.
Even after cementing our place in the Echelon of the 13th, we've been hearing the term "fluke" whispered around the forests. Looks like its time to sharpen them axes again and renew the flow of telephone poles to a town near you. First stop, a lil blip on the map known as H-Town located right where the great piney woods of East Texas meets the mosquito marshes of Louisianna.
Tell ya what, for old times sake we're gonna spot H-Town 35 points while we watch a quite original dance put on over on our sideline by some first-rate strippers that I'm sure Limas will round up. At halftime we're gonna slap dem bitches off our laps and strap on the helmets and chinstraps. Shortly thereafter we're borrowin a lil page outta the Buffalo book and layin down an historical wallopin.
Also, we've done a lil front-office restructuring over in Austin. I now come to you as Co-Chair of the newly formed Austin LumberJacks Department of Brangin' It! Make sure to read the daily front page of the BBB #13 Times cus you're local yap-aholics will be back at it early and often this season.
CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks
