Warrior General Games

Week 12 1/3/2010
Naga:
Mongolian Horde (1-10) vs. Bacolod Skullcrushers (4-7)
Pa Dong Dragons (1-10) vs. Bali Insurrection (2-9)
Ujung Pandang Warriors (7-4) vs. Beijing Black Dragons (10-1)
Anchorage Northern Lights (2-9) vs. Mekong Delta Force (7-4)
Portland Dirty Penguins (9-2) vs. Palembang Drunken Monks (6-5)
NBA Jam (8-3) vs. Phnom Penh Warriors (4-7)
Cambodia Mountain Men (9-2) vs. Thai Fighters (6-5)
East St Louis Tire Fires (8-3) vs. Winona Warriors (7-4)
Garuda:
Vietnamese Sweatshop (1-10) vs. Arctic Avalanche (4-7)
Myanmar Military Junta (10-1) vs. Bangalore Monsoon (7-4)
Singapore Canes (6-5) vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas (7-4)
Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (5-6) vs. Manila Warlords (3-8)
Laos King Pongers (2-9) vs. Shanghai Steelers (1-10)
Padang Orangutans (9-2) vs. Sydney Sharks (5-6)
Oakland Naughty Ottsel (5-6) vs. Tet Offensive (11-0)
Aggieland Fightin' Farmers (4-7) vs. The Manila Guerrillas (5-6)

Power Rankings

Rank … Strength of Record ……. Quality of scores ................................. Team ......................... Record …
1 ......................... 46 ........................... 30.9050668 .................... Beijing Black Dragons ................ 10 - 1 .................... Naga
2 ......................... 44 ........................... -32.44321708 ............................ Tet Offensive ........................ 11 - 0 .................... Garuda
3 ......................... 35 ........................... -42.25649484 .................... Myanmar Military Junta ............... 10 - 1 .................... Garuda
4 ......................... 30 ........................... -28.27583107 .................... Cambodia Mountain Men ............. 9 - 2 .................... Naga
5 ......................... 29 ........................... 3.979726964 ......................... Padang Orangutans .............. 9 - 2 .................... Garuda
6 ......................... 27 ........................... 21.64954796 ....................... Mekong Delta Force .................. 7 - 4 .................... Naga
7 ......................... 23 ........................... -71.58873791 .................... Portland Dirty Penguins ............ 9 - 2 .................... Naga
8 ......................... 22 ........................... 50.91524129 ............................ Thai Fighters ....................... 6 - 5 .................... Naga
9 ......................... 21 ........................... -13.89125873 ........................... NBA Jam ........................... 8 - 3 .................... Naga
10 ......................... 16 ........................... 24.0262899 ........................ Winona Warriors .................... 7 - 4 .................... Naga
11 ......................... 16 ........................... -16.08363501 ....................... Bangalore Monsoon .............. 7 - 4 .................... Garuda
12 ......................... 15 ........................... -18.70786731 .................... East St Louis Tire Fires .......... 8 - 3 .................... Naga
13 ......................... 12 ........................... 31.1602914 ................ Palembang Drunken Monks ....... 6 - 5 .................... Naga
14 ......................... 9 ........................... -11.88228741 .................... Batdambang Killer Koalas ......... 7 - 4 .................... Garuda
15 ......................... 5 ........................... 30.85486194 .................... The Manila Guerrillas ................ 5 - 6 .................... Garuda
16 ......................... 3 ........................... -27.86787279 .................... Ujung Pandang Warriors ........ 7 - 4 .................... Naga
17 ......................... -2 ........................... 11.23041134 ............... Louisiana Screaming Pelicans .. 5 - 6 .................... Garuda
18 ......................... -8 ........................... 28.7104009 .................... Bacolod Skullcrushers ............... 4 - 7 .................... Naga
19 ......................... -8 ........................... 3.812712945 ........................ Arctic Avalanche …………… 4 - 7 .................... Garuda
20 ......................... -9 ........................... -44.43189414 ....................... Singapore Canes ................ 6 - 5 .................... Garuda
21 ......................... -9 ........................... -26.00396119 ......................... Sydney Sharks ..................... 5 - 6 .................... Garuda
22 ......................... -11 ........................... -1.194887732 ...................... Phnom Penh Warriors ............ 4 - 7 .................... Naga
23 ......................... -15 ........................... -0.163329869 ................ Aggieland Fightin' Farmers ........ 4 - 7 .................... Garuda
24 ......................... -15 ........................... 4.539927796 ...................... Manila Warlords ................... 3 - 8 .................... Garuda
25 ......................... -18 ........................... -40.56480285 .................. Oakland Naughty Ottsel .......... 5 - 6 .................... Garuda
26 ......................... -23 ........................... 46.93382754 ..................... Bali Insurrection …………….. 2 - 9 .................... Naga
27 ......................... -24 ........................... 25.41410304 ................ Anchorage Northern Lights ........ 2 - 9 .................... Naga
28 ......................... -38 ........................... 25.12372553 .................... Vietnamese Sweatshop .......... 1 - 10 .................... Garuda
29 ......................... -39 ........................... 36.77240295 .......................... Shanghai Steelers ................ 1 - 10 .................... Garuda
30 ......................... -43 ........................... 1.366031145 ........................ Mongolian Horde ................... 1 - 10 .................... Naga
31 ......................... -45 ........................... 6.461454803 ....................... Laos King Pongers ............... 2 - 9 .................... Garuda
32 ......................... -46 ........................... -8.499946301 ....................... Pa Dong Dragons ................ 1 - 10 .................... Naga

I really hope Beijing is the best team in this league. They should have lost by about 15+ to us. So here is to them being #1

Originally posted by David Stern
I really hope Beijing is the best team in this league. They should have lost by about 15+ to us. So here is to them being #1

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back Commish. You didn't exactly dominate the game against us. Your QB was 2-25 for 50 yards with one of those passes going for a 45 yard TD and you had a pick six at the end of the second quarter. We outgained you but you won the turnover battle. You had one big 2nd quarter and that was it.

Originally posted by David Stern
I really hope Beijing is the best team in this league. They should have lost by about 15+ to us. So here is to them being #1

Until the season is over who can really lay claim to #1 spot

We don't for a second think that is us though enjoy our moment atop the standings but if season 10
taught us anything is that regular season record doesn't mean a lot unless you can also back it up in
the playoffs.

Besides, if you dissect your statement then it's impossible for us to lose to the Jam let alone
by 15

This week's picks are childs' play.

Naga:
Mongolian Horde (1-10) vs. Bacolod Skullcrushers (4-7)
-At 4-7, the Skullcrushers would be right in the playoff race if they were in Garuda. Not so much in Naga. Oh well, they get to play a little Horde Pile this week. Skullcrushers by

Pa Dong Dragons (1-10) vs. Bali Insurrection (2-9)
- Perhaps Pa Dong’s last chance to avoid demotion. Bali pulls a tricky diagonal move on them for the win. Insurrection by 10.

Ujung Pandang Warriors (7-4) vs. Beijing Black Dragons (10-1)
- UPW has quite a task facing them over the last 5 games. To start things off, the Dragons get sent over. Dragons by 3.

Anchorage Northern Lights (2-9) vs. Mekong Delta Force (7-4)
- The Force doesn’t play fair. Don’t they know that “Anchorage Light” means you have to freeze? Force by 14.

Portland Dirty Penguins (9-2) vs. Palembang Drunken Monks (6-5)
- After a big win last week, the Monks get fooled in this one. This jumping game has nothing to do with Chivas Regal. PHP by 7.

NBA Jam (8-3) vs. Phnom Penh Warriors (4-7)
- Not much to say about this game. The Warriors are tempted to not even look for them. Jam by 17.

Cambodia Mountain Men (9-2) vs. Thai Fighters (6-5)
- The Mountain Men are “it” this week as the Fighters continue on their surge. CMM by 3.

East St Louis Tire Fires (8-3) vs. Winona Warriors (7-4)
- Can you say “Falling down?” Winona needs a new bridge. ESL by 6.

Garuda:
Vietnamese Sweatshop (1-10) vs. Arctic Avalanche (4-7)
- The Sweatshop try to draw a pair of wins in a row but pull the wrong card. Avalanche by 10.

Myanmar Military Junta (10-1) vs. Bangalore Monsoon (7-4)
- The Monsoon fall asleep when they put their heads down. MMJ doesn’t need to lift a thumb. MMJ by 10.

Singapore Canes (6-5) vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas (7-4)
- The Canes were totally in control of this one until BKK pulls off a jailbreak. BKK by 7.

Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (5-6) vs. Manila Warlords (3-8)
- It starts out as a friendly game, but LSP gets a little testy when one Manila player calls them a Goose. LSP by 3.

Laos King Pongers (2-9) vs. Shanghai Steelers (1-10)
- A little game of X’s and O’s between these two. The Steelers forget that you always start with an X in the middle. Pongers by 24.

Padang Orangutans (9-2) vs. Sydney Sharks (5-6)
- The Orangutans get a little ticked as the Sharks get a little too touchy while trying to pin the tail on them. Padang by 24.

Oakland Naughty Ottsel (5-6) vs. Tet Offensive (11-0)
- All around the mulberry bush, the Tet chased Oakland. Pop goes the Ottsel. Tet by 17.

Aggieland Fightin' Farmers (4-7) vs. The Manila Guerrillas (5-6)
- Aggieland will go to its grave swearing that the ball hit the line!!! Guerrillas by 6.

The Jam has a pair of 21 inch reebok pumps ready to stick right up the dahli lahmas ass

lolno. You must have a llama in mind.

Originally posted by David Stern
The Jam has a pair of 21 inch reebok pumps ready to stick right up the dahli lahmas ass

Converse Chuck Taylor All Stars ftw imo...

Originally posted by David Stern
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IMPOSTER!!!

Originally posted by Boomy DTD
IMPOSTER!!!
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NO U

Originally posted by David Stern

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CURSES! This Lama is DTD. The other Lama cannot claim it.

Originally posted by Boomy DTD
CURSES! This Lama is DTD. The other Lama cannot claim it.

That lhama is about to get DPD

Originally posted by David Stern
That lhama is about to get DPD

Blessings be from whatever I get blessings from that I am not that lhama.