Warrior General Games

As correctly predicted by earlier Kampfires, the West is awful. Congrats to the teams that won, you will be showered with glory. On to the rankings:

1) Chicago Hedgehogs - One of the interesting subplots of this season will be if offensive mastermind Wise|V|an can keep his star QB from losing offensive MVP to TWO fullbacks. Is Williams/Unlimited the new Dravz/Gambler?
2) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - This team is scary good, I'm pretty close to moving them to #1, even though their name is stupid.
3) Minnesota Marauders - Since when did you guys start scouting shit in the lolregularseason? Exploiting FB passes is bad, mmmkay.
4) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - As a Vols fan, I am glad to see Jim Bob Cooter rejoining decent society after that unfortunate drunken incident.
5) Ketchikan Kamper Adventures - Won, but it was probably a fluke.
6) D-League Dream Team - Looks like my little pep talk last edition paid off in spades. Yes, they're gutted, but they're 1-0 and you're not.
7) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - I'd guess right now that there are five teams with a legitimate shot at losing to the East in the championship game. These guys might be able to squeak into consideration.
8) Houston Toros - Slightly less bad than Austin, although I'm still not sure they aren't the same team yet.
9) Austin Longhorns - Good job.
10) Dead Man's Hand - I can't in good conscience give the 10 spot to any of the other remaining teams.
11) New Jersey Battalion - Down two points with 1:52 left and two timeouts, with first and goal at the 1, what would you do? If your answer to this question is "throw a pick", I have the perfect team for you!
12) Northwest Mighthawks - Mighthawks too high.
13) Columbus Bucks - Didn't give up 100+, that's something, I guess.
14-16) ugh

Originally posted by Track6Track7

10) Dead Man's Hand - I can't in good conscience give the 10 spot to any of the other remaining teams.


Thanks!

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Originally posted by Track6Track7

2) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - even though their name is stupid.


We were young and needed the money.

Originally posted by Track6Track7

3) Minnesota Marauders - Since when did you guys start scouting shit in the lolregularseason? Exploiting FB passes is bad, mmmkay.


Oh who are we kidding. It was pure luck.

Originally posted by Track6Track7

2) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - This team is scary good, I'm pretty close to moving them to #1, even though their name is stupid.


It's meant to throw people off and personally, I think the name is hilarious and hope to be an agent of the team someday.

Originally posted by Norsemanvike
It's meant to throw people off and personally, I think the name is hilarious and hope to be an agent of the team someday.

Nah, it's stupid. You know what they should have called themselves? "The Pecan Sandies!"

Originally posted by Track6Track7
Nah, it's stupid. You know what they should have called themselves? "The Pecan Sandies!"

gag me with a spoon.

Sandy Duncans on the other hand...

Originally posted by Norsemanvike
It's meant to throw people off and personally, I think the name is hilarious and hope to be an agent of the team someday.

we intend to take you up on that

Originally posted by Norsemanvike
It's meant to throw people off and personally, I think the name is hilarious and hope to be an agent of the team someday.

well isn't that cute...

Finally an honest ranking on the NWNHs

Originally posted by Track6Track7
Nah, it's stupid. You know what they should have called themselves? "The Pecan Sandies!"

+1