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End of season 10
Brain Trust entered cap 16
Little did I know

That we were destined
To go thirty one and oh
We entered Day 1

Prepared for the worst
I checked the box score that night
And lo and behold

One hundred and nine
Was how much we beat them by
From that moment on

I never doubted
The power of the Brain Trust
I made team logos

But none of them fit
The wins kept on piling up
But I wasn't pleased

I needed a name
For the greatest team ever
I thought for days, weeks

Until it hit me
The Bar Refaelian
T-Rexplosion, duh!

The best team of all
Now had the best name of all
BRT was born!

r87
Said it so eloquently
"FUCK YEAH!" he proclaimed

Shouting with pure joy
The best team in Goal Line Blitz
Was ready to win

The Legion was next
T-Rexplosion was ready
But then, suddenly

The Legion's owner
Cried about Lazer Noble
And his cheatin' ways

LN came to us
Bringing his K for next year
I made him GM

Legion was so mad
They called us out in a thread
We were just like "lulz"

Then we kicked their ass
Merked them 31 to 3
Nobody doubted

The T-Rexplosion
And our flawless victory
We were made to win

And in the next round
We locked up casual gold
On to next season

To settle my throne
As the prince of GLB
20-0, yo!
 
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Endorsed by the mofuckin' CFO.
 
Thom Yorke
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Ni hao ^_^
 
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Originally posted by r87
Endorsed by the mofuckin' CFO.


AND LOLST COACH
 
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LCU was here
 
Sweet T
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LolGM spot?
 
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Originally posted by Tremor Jesus
LolGM spot?


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NICE

 
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Originally posted by VietCampo
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