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ramsfan222
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Hey man I consider JT and Jiddy two of the funniest guys in the league. And I consider myself the stupidest in the league, although Pooper is making a good run at it.
 
Jiddy78
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Jiddy Fructose drowned his sorrows in multiple 2 liters of flat RC Cola this morning upon realizing that some of his posts, his babies, were lost. It saddens him that he must go to such lengths when children around the world, at this very moment, are enjoying highly-delectible, yet nutritionally insufficent treats such as Skittles, Starburst candies and Twizzlers...The look of pure joy on their faces as they devour such delicacies. A look that will never be experienced by Jiddy Fructose's lost post babies....Who never were given the chance to experiences the great joys of a fructose-rush hangover...

May those responsible be condemned to a lifetime of unseasoned brussel sprouts.

Jiddy Fructose pours out this Mountain Dew for his dead post babies.
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Drewg81
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Um, how long until the Fructose is here? The waiting is KILLING me!
 
psychonaut
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rofl
 
Jiddy78
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Originally posted by Drewg81
Um, how long until the Fructose is here? The waiting is KILLING me!


Somebody's been sniffing pixie sticks methinks...
 
toysldr007
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I have too when I am not eating bears!!!!
 
madnova
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Originally posted by Drewg81
Um, how long until the Fructose is here? The waiting is KILLING me!


He's already here.

Jiddy Fructose.


Message board posting has never been so sweet.


Or full of empty calories.
 
a3puttbogi
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Originally posted by ramsfan222
Hey man I consider JT and Jiddy two of the funniest guys in the league. And I consider myself the stupidest in the league, although Pooper is making a good run at it.


I figured it wouldn't take long to discover who was our GM of message board saturation.

 
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Originally posted by NH30
Originally posted by jtblackford

Don't mind anything I say about you new guys getting trashed. It will be competitive. I just like to use this opportunity to actually smack talk before the season starts. Once it starts though, I always keep my mouth shut for fear of the oh-so common foot-in-mouth disease.


Are punters allowed to smack talk?



Unbelievable. I was going to make a joke about your team, then realized all to late (After clicking on your profile) that your on my team

Some comments I was thinking about saying until I checked your profile:

"Is anyone from your team allowed to smack talk?"

"I like your picture. It's pretty "

or

"Rabble Rabble Rabble"
 
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Originally posted by jtblackford
Originally posted by NH30

Originally posted by jtblackford


Don't mind anything I say about you new guys getting trashed. It will be competitive. I just like to use this opportunity to actually smack talk before the season starts. Once it starts though, I always keep my mouth shut for fear of the oh-so common foot-in-mouth disease.


Are punters allowed to smack talk?



Unbelievable. I was going to make a joke about your team, then realized all to late (After clicking on your profile) that your on my team

Some comments I was thinking about saying until I checked your profile:

"Is anyone from your team allowed to smack talk?"

"I like your picture. It's pretty "

or

"Rabble Rabble Rabble"


I just figured if you would like to keep the standards high on your adult oriented Pro forum.....you wouldn't mind being grammatically called out.

The second "your" in your first paragraph should be "you're".

Grammar Sherriff, if you need a deputy let me know.

 
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Originally posted by psychonaut
o_O




Yes, my lovely thread has been bastardized (Yes, we also have no bananas-only artificial banana flavoring)in the name of adulthood and maturity...Some of us just need to harness their inner Toys R Us kid and let it go....Speaking of, let us not forget that many fructoselicious snacks are waiting for us at the checkouts of stores like Toys R Us...begging for us to make the impulse purchase...One should not pass up such golden opportunities much like one should never pass up gas station pizza, taquitos at 7-eleven and cakes with hookers inside them.
 
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