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Ladyzman
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Its been a loooooooong 2 days! First here at the kountry kampers, we would like to send out a Warning: Do not snort pixie sticks like they are crack! Does not work, makes your head hurt and worst of all, you dont get high! Second warning: Do not leave John Mayer playing as you go to sleep or you wake up in a semi-depressed state and have this akward look on the world. Rachael, power me up, i gots rankins to do!

1) New Jersey Blaze- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quuz-BZDmGQ
2) ***Official*** Footballguys- Defying the Law of Gravity and those other not so important world Law, like stealing your hope and dream or raping!
3) Chocolate City Cha Chings- 4C is baking special brownies for everyone. Word on the street is they will be fudged packed brownies.
4) Alpine Golfers- I dont really lie golf, im not sure if we ever went over this, but i feel a name change will be coming soon
5) Indianapolis Gurupies- Name change for you too, leaning toward groupies, sounds plain and simple
6) New Brunswick Scarlet Knights- I reread "Where the red fern grows" and it makes me sad to this day! Old Dan and Lil Ann *cry*
7) Washington Slashers- Halloween 2 will be coming out soon, so dont worry
8) Washington Bullets- My favorite bullet is the one you can put in a AK-47
9) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- Life is only a rat race
10) Key West Corsairs- http://brightestblue.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/keylimepie.jpg
11) Naked Mole-Rats- Letting me down... depression mode coming on
12) Columbus Woodys- Things can get better... just dont get your head down and cry and wonder where you went wrong and listen to sad music and watch sad movies like the Notebook and question your every motive and wonder where you went wrong and.... I need a moment
13) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- Having my moment
14) San Francisco Demons- Depression mode has hit hard!
15) Richey Royals WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Oh good lord, why mus you punish one of ya good one! What has i done to deserve this torture you burden my heart with! Please oh lord, just take this pain from me! I cant handle the pressure ya puts on my heart! I need answers oh father all mighty! I go to sleep at night, tossin and turning, dreamin bout thangs! I wake up and i think bout thangs! Oh lordie, my heart my give out one day! Just take the edge off oh father of mine, just let me have a day where i can truly be happy! I praise ya name lord and i think of her! Why lord, why did ya take my baby away! Its not fair to me and thw world lord! i know shakespeare once said the course of true love never did run smooth, but make mione like butta lord! Just smooth it on out with ya big ol man hands. If anyone can lord, ya can! Just give me this day, this tgif! I needs it my savoir! I need you! I need her! I need my anti-depressant pills!
16) Detroit Demon Lions- Rachael Ray: Ladyzman needed to lay down so i will finish this lovely ranking for you good ppl. At number 16 is the Detroit Demon Lions, who will be hosting the World Carnival of Failures this year. Get your tickets early for this most amazing event. Come see the biggest losers, the sorriest experiments and events and watch the faile of the local people!
 


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