Fans of USA Pro football were not disappointed today, with many big-time matchups on the schedule. The highly-anticipated Hounds-Battalion matchup was a thrill-a-minute maelstrom of big plays and big hits, not to mention the nailbiter in wherever the fuck Dread City is. I'm busy laughing my ass off at the supercomputer, and Merc is probably high. On to the rankings:
T1) Minnesota Marauders, Nashville Hounds - Eh, they both look good, and the supercomputer is pretty down because of the Mighthawks losing, so I won't make it do too much work.
3) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Good teams find a way to win even when things aren't going their way. Ketchikan gets lucky, on the other hand.
4) Laredo Lesbians - I originally wrote these guys off as forum yuksters, much like everyone did us last year. They're pretty damn good.
5) Lincoln Navigators - Even though they landed with a thud today, probably a better body of work than any of the teams below them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPrhX58Es4E&feature=fvw
6) Washington Wolfpack - Haven't scored over 20 yet in a game, but I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt for now.
7) Spokane Privateers - I'm just randomly picking teams at this point.
8) San Diego Demolition - They're gonna pop up and bite somebody good in the ass soon.
9) Dread City Diabolicals - I don't think these guys are a playoff team yet, but they seem to be improved.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - I was really tempted to put these guys at 1, but I'm kinda phoning this one in. I'm tired.
11) Northwest Mighthawks - Oh my God, this has to be the biggest upset in GLB history yada yada yada.
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - I like these guys, and feel bad that I've been ragging on them.
13) New Jersey Battalion - Actually beat a real team.
14) Carson City Cubes - Actually beat any kind of team.
15) Portland Aftershocks - Actually are a team.
16) West Scranton Invaders - I got nothing.
T1) Minnesota Marauders, Nashville Hounds - Eh, they both look good, and the supercomputer is pretty down because of the Mighthawks losing, so I won't make it do too much work.
3) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Good teams find a way to win even when things aren't going their way. Ketchikan gets lucky, on the other hand.
4) Laredo Lesbians - I originally wrote these guys off as forum yuksters, much like everyone did us last year. They're pretty damn good.
5) Lincoln Navigators - Even though they landed with a thud today, probably a better body of work than any of the teams below them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPrhX58Es4E&feature=fvw
6) Washington Wolfpack - Haven't scored over 20 yet in a game, but I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt for now.
7) Spokane Privateers - I'm just randomly picking teams at this point.
8) San Diego Demolition - They're gonna pop up and bite somebody good in the ass soon.
9) Dread City Diabolicals - I don't think these guys are a playoff team yet, but they seem to be improved.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - I was really tempted to put these guys at 1, but I'm kinda phoning this one in. I'm tired.
11) Northwest Mighthawks - Oh my God, this has to be the biggest upset in GLB history yada yada yada.
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - I like these guys, and feel bad that I've been ragging on them.
13) New Jersey Battalion - Actually beat a real team.
14) Carson City Cubes - Actually beat any kind of team.
15) Portland Aftershocks - Actually are a team.
16) West Scranton Invaders - I got nothing.
