Warrior General Games

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1534673

Gentlemen, you are in luck today. My bad-ass level 13 HB is available. Don't PM me or make an offer unless your team meets the following conditions:

Must be a Pro team. And not from a lame pro league like South America or Eastern Europe, either.

Must be a contender (13 or more wins last season)

Must offer a starting position with 60% of the snaps

Team must have a high level blocking only FB

Team must must make me the primary K/P Returner.

Must offer an offensive GM position so I can call the offensive plays.

Must have an active forum.

Must not have purple or green in uniform.

Team must not be based in Texas.

If you meet all this criteria, then make an offer. I'm looking for $8,000 a day plus a $100,000 signing bonus.

LOL

You sound like 90% of well built FA's. Yes I know this a joke thread but I got a good lol from it. Suxs to alot of sucky FAs "just want to play" has no requests. However you missed few classic ones
- You also have to sign my other players (rather you need them or not)
- I'd like to speak to the teams OC/DC/ST coach about my role with the team (even when you can tell them the same thing the OC/DC/ST coach would)

Originally posted by seayjoel
You sound like 90% of well built FA's. Yes I know this a joke thread but I got a good lol from it. Suxs to alot of sucky FAs "just want to play" has no requests. However you missed few classic ones
- You also have to sign my other players
- I'd like to speak to the teams OC/DC/ST coach about my role with the team

+1 to the add ons..


also what is wrong with Texas based team?

They're in Texas, duh!

Offer Sent.... Then thought better of it and retracted

You my friend are and idiot.

100k bonus????????????????????/

Originally posted by Kuso
100k bonus????????????????????/

That's negotiable. Maybe I could go down to 90K if it were the right team.

You're kind of my hero right now.

We finally found the GLB retard with Farside.

Originally posted by Stobie
You my friend are and idiot.

This is true.

Love this thread tbh

Originally posted by jxgator33
Love this thread tbh

Deserves bumpage