Donkies first playoff win
The Tijuana Donkies won their first playoff game ever as a team! They have been to the playoffs 3 times, and are now 1-2 in playoff games. Last night, when the Donkies kicked the 29 yard overtime field goal to win it, the Mexicans at the stadium, and in Tijuana started a riot. Tijuana fans everywhere were stealing piñatas, lighting them on fire, drinking tequila, getting in their lowered el Caminos and listening to mariachi music all the way home. When the Donkies came to the US/Mexican border in their Juan‘s Plumbing utility van , there were millions of Mexicans waiting on them. When the Donkies got cleared to cross into Mexico, the fans rushed the van and tore it apart. Reggie Mantle was carried away by a couple girls to a pueblo near the border, David Amazing was going over the game with the fans while Andre Caldwell translated it into Spanish. The rest of the Mexican men quickly built a stage for the team to stand on and have a press conference right at the US/Mexican border.
The first to speak was the owner tripr6. He said, “They got all cocky because they won the the first meeting this year! They had the home field advantage, but this is a RIVALRY! This is the PLAYOFFS! We don't care where it's played! We weren't going to back down, we came and gave them the DONKEY PUNCH!” All the Mexican fans squealed with joy. They were still so excited that the Donkies won their first playoff game. DC, one of the CB’s, was the next to speak. He said, “ We had a couple Pac Man's on the team. The Ghosts were never so scared in their life". He was talking about the Pac Man video and avatar that Reggie Mantles agent put online when they found out they were playing the Ghosts in the playoffs. The newest HB Shadow Fox stood up and walked to the microphone. He said, “It was a tough game I'll admit. Those 2 fumbles I had really stung me in the ass, but I shook it off and played my heart out. In the end, they feared the Shadow just as I predicted they would." The fans screamed, and started throwing their Pac Mac, and Fox piñatas at the stage. Finally, the girls and Reggie Mantle came out of the pueblo, and Reggie Mantle got on stage. He said, “We're not done yet. This isn't over. We're not finished! We're going all the ****ing way to a title!" The fans again screamed, through piñatas on stage, drank tequila, and finally took off in their el Caminos. “They tore our van apart, and then just left us there”, said Justin Collie. “We had to hitch hike all the way back to Tijuana. Do you know how hard it is for 50+ grown men to hitch hike? Pretty damn hard.”
The Donkies are home now, and getting ready for their second game against the heavily favored Ktown Ballers. The Donkies are looking to pull of a huge upset, and move onto the conference finals. Their next game is in Ktown, at 11 PM EST. It is shaping up to be a big battle, and many fans will be there to root their Donkies on. This is Dirty Sanchez with the Tijuana Donkey Press. Go Donkies!
The Tijuana Donkies won their first playoff game ever as a team! They have been to the playoffs 3 times, and are now 1-2 in playoff games. Last night, when the Donkies kicked the 29 yard overtime field goal to win it, the Mexicans at the stadium, and in Tijuana started a riot. Tijuana fans everywhere were stealing piñatas, lighting them on fire, drinking tequila, getting in their lowered el Caminos and listening to mariachi music all the way home. When the Donkies came to the US/Mexican border in their Juan‘s Plumbing utility van , there were millions of Mexicans waiting on them. When the Donkies got cleared to cross into Mexico, the fans rushed the van and tore it apart. Reggie Mantle was carried away by a couple girls to a pueblo near the border, David Amazing was going over the game with the fans while Andre Caldwell translated it into Spanish. The rest of the Mexican men quickly built a stage for the team to stand on and have a press conference right at the US/Mexican border.
The first to speak was the owner tripr6. He said, “They got all cocky because they won the the first meeting this year! They had the home field advantage, but this is a RIVALRY! This is the PLAYOFFS! We don't care where it's played! We weren't going to back down, we came and gave them the DONKEY PUNCH!” All the Mexican fans squealed with joy. They were still so excited that the Donkies won their first playoff game. DC, one of the CB’s, was the next to speak. He said, “ We had a couple Pac Man's on the team. The Ghosts were never so scared in their life". He was talking about the Pac Man video and avatar that Reggie Mantles agent put online when they found out they were playing the Ghosts in the playoffs. The newest HB Shadow Fox stood up and walked to the microphone. He said, “It was a tough game I'll admit. Those 2 fumbles I had really stung me in the ass, but I shook it off and played my heart out. In the end, they feared the Shadow just as I predicted they would." The fans screamed, and started throwing their Pac Mac, and Fox piñatas at the stage. Finally, the girls and Reggie Mantle came out of the pueblo, and Reggie Mantle got on stage. He said, “We're not done yet. This isn't over. We're not finished! We're going all the ****ing way to a title!" The fans again screamed, through piñatas on stage, drank tequila, and finally took off in their el Caminos. “They tore our van apart, and then just left us there”, said Justin Collie. “We had to hitch hike all the way back to Tijuana. Do you know how hard it is for 50+ grown men to hitch hike? Pretty damn hard.”
The Donkies are home now, and getting ready for their second game against the heavily favored Ktown Ballers. The Donkies are looking to pull of a huge upset, and move onto the conference finals. Their next game is in Ktown, at 11 PM EST. It is shaping up to be a big battle, and many fans will be there to root their Donkies on. This is Dirty Sanchez with the Tijuana Donkey Press. Go Donkies!
