Originally posted by teamriots
I don't think it really matters for the teams who have already played the Celtic Raiders. They were easy to beat last season,
and even easier to beat this season. I think Coach Greedy was a standup owner, never had any problems with him. Hell, I've
never even chatted with the guy before. But whatever these guys thought worked in season 5 doesn't work in season 10, and why the hell the "first generation" of dominant teams ever thought they did not have to evolve with the game is beyond me.
When Hong Kong x2 joined forces, I thought at least it would put enough talent into one-room that they could be a .500 team, but holy schmoly -- they totally suck. HKHx2 has raised the bar on 'teh suck' to epic proportions. If you wanna know how to suck really bad, just ask all the guys who were on their teams. Other than seahawks who owns the Portland Aftershocks in USA/AAA1, I think I am the only one who played with Hong Kong who escaped town with any working knowledge of managing the AI scripts.
I don't know if you guys have played the Highlanders yet, or if you played the Hustlers last season, but their defense licks my butthole. It was one of the most atrocious piles of shit I have seen in a long time. And then my other team Moose Jaw Roughriders plays yearly scrimmages vs Kowloon Bay Dragons (part of the HKH franchise), and it was the same criminally
piss-poor defensive alignments.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I can't even use "WTF" because this calls for a straight up WHAT THE FUCK?!
I didn't even know one team could truly suck that badly. I didn't run any Defensive AI for basically an entire season until I just took over the Portland Aftershocks like 4 or 5 games ago -- and as I got into, I realized one thing: Keep It Simple Stupid!
All these fucktards running around with all these bullshit cockamamie defensive alignments give me a case of the giggles. Do people really think that just because you have a play creator available means that you have turn into Steve Spurrier of defense? Just because you can draw up a bunch of wacky nonsense on the offensive side of the ball doesn't mean that wacky bullshit works on defense.
Anyways, whatever.
I could question these fuckholes until my fingers are sore from typing, but nothing would ever sink through. I don't have any hard feelings for anyone on the Hustlers, and I never knew anyone on the Highlanders, I just think the HKH crew were a bunch of stubborn, egomaniacal twits. These are the same SOB's who ran me out of town for knowing the game better than they did. Constantly citing their worthless fucking trophies as being the reason why they know everything and don't ever need to heed my advice. Why are the trophies worthless? Because they represented a foregone era of GLB.
This mother resets itself ever 50 days and forces you to re-learn what you thought you knew. If you are so stuck on your goddamn self that you can't listen, hash things out, and come to a common conclusion: Then go shove it up your asses. There was never a brighter day than the moment I realized the Flames were a great bunch of agents all just playing the game for fun; where everyone wanted to get better, and checked their egos at the door. It was the one place I finally didn't have to deal with all this bullshit about 'we won back to back trophies, we are gods, we know everything, you don't belong here'.
Not that HKH actually said that exact line, but that was their motif -- it was all about how storied their history was. Well, you know what Epark? You were always the problem. You and that little turd Fuzzball, the same scatmuncher who abandoned ship the moment he realized the ship was sinking. Not that Epark isn't a good guy, he's a decent fella, but he's a wicked fool. The moment HKH couldn't run Strong I slam 75% per game, was the end.
Good luck becoming Heroes, or whatever the hell the plan is. Not like anyone around these parts would know anything about Hong Kong, because you guys quit posting on the forums the moment you couldn't talk shit anymore. Inferior little bitch-sized egos have a tendency to shrink away from the limelight once the 15 minutes of fame wears off.
Just had to spit that nasty taste out of my mouth.
in summary...lolgaruda
I don't think it really matters for the teams who have already played the Celtic Raiders. They were easy to beat last season,
and even easier to beat this season. I think Coach Greedy was a standup owner, never had any problems with him. Hell, I've
never even chatted with the guy before. But whatever these guys thought worked in season 5 doesn't work in season 10, and why the hell the "first generation" of dominant teams ever thought they did not have to evolve with the game is beyond me.
When Hong Kong x2 joined forces, I thought at least it would put enough talent into one-room that they could be a .500 team, but holy schmoly -- they totally suck. HKHx2 has raised the bar on 'teh suck' to epic proportions. If you wanna know how to suck really bad, just ask all the guys who were on their teams. Other than seahawks who owns the Portland Aftershocks in USA/AAA1, I think I am the only one who played with Hong Kong who escaped town with any working knowledge of managing the AI scripts.
I don't know if you guys have played the Highlanders yet, or if you played the Hustlers last season, but their defense licks my butthole. It was one of the most atrocious piles of shit I have seen in a long time. And then my other team Moose Jaw Roughriders plays yearly scrimmages vs Kowloon Bay Dragons (part of the HKH franchise), and it was the same criminally
piss-poor defensive alignments.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I can't even use "WTF" because this calls for a straight up WHAT THE FUCK?!
I didn't even know one team could truly suck that badly. I didn't run any Defensive AI for basically an entire season until I just took over the Portland Aftershocks like 4 or 5 games ago -- and as I got into, I realized one thing: Keep It Simple Stupid!
All these fucktards running around with all these bullshit cockamamie defensive alignments give me a case of the giggles. Do people really think that just because you have a play creator available means that you have turn into Steve Spurrier of defense? Just because you can draw up a bunch of wacky nonsense on the offensive side of the ball doesn't mean that wacky bullshit works on defense.
Anyways, whatever.
I could question these fuckholes until my fingers are sore from typing, but nothing would ever sink through. I don't have any hard feelings for anyone on the Hustlers, and I never knew anyone on the Highlanders, I just think the HKH crew were a bunch of stubborn, egomaniacal twits. These are the same SOB's who ran me out of town for knowing the game better than they did. Constantly citing their worthless fucking trophies as being the reason why they know everything and don't ever need to heed my advice. Why are the trophies worthless? Because they represented a foregone era of GLB.
This mother resets itself ever 50 days and forces you to re-learn what you thought you knew. If you are so stuck on your goddamn self that you can't listen, hash things out, and come to a common conclusion: Then go shove it up your asses. There was never a brighter day than the moment I realized the Flames were a great bunch of agents all just playing the game for fun; where everyone wanted to get better, and checked their egos at the door. It was the one place I finally didn't have to deal with all this bullshit about 'we won back to back trophies, we are gods, we know everything, you don't belong here'.
Not that HKH actually said that exact line, but that was their motif -- it was all about how storied their history was. Well, you know what Epark? You were always the problem. You and that little turd Fuzzball, the same scatmuncher who abandoned ship the moment he realized the ship was sinking. Not that Epark isn't a good guy, he's a decent fella, but he's a wicked fool. The moment HKH couldn't run Strong I slam 75% per game, was the end.
Good luck becoming Heroes, or whatever the hell the plan is. Not like anyone around these parts would know anything about Hong Kong, because you guys quit posting on the forums the moment you couldn't talk shit anymore. Inferior little bitch-sized egos have a tendency to shrink away from the limelight once the 15 minutes of fame wears off.
Just had to spit that nasty taste out of my mouth.
in summary...lolgaruda






























