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Originally posted by teamriots
I don't think it really matters for the teams who have already played the Celtic Raiders. They were easy to beat last season,
and even easier to beat this season. I think Coach Greedy was a standup owner, never had any problems with him. Hell, I've
never even chatted with the guy before. But whatever these guys thought worked in season 5 doesn't work in season 10, and why the hell the "first generation" of dominant teams ever thought they did not have to evolve with the game is beyond me.

When Hong Kong x2 joined forces, I thought at least it would put enough talent into one-room that they could be a .500 team, but holy schmoly -- they totally suck. HKHx2 has raised the bar on 'teh suck' to epic proportions. If you wanna know how to suck really bad, just ask all the guys who were on their teams. Other than seahawks who owns the Portland Aftershocks in USA/AAA1, I think I am the only one who played with Hong Kong who escaped town with any working knowledge of managing the AI scripts.

I don't know if you guys have played the Highlanders yet, or if you played the Hustlers last season, but their defense licks my butthole. It was one of the most atrocious piles of shit I have seen in a long time. And then my other team Moose Jaw Roughriders plays yearly scrimmages vs Kowloon Bay Dragons (part of the HKH franchise), and it was the same criminally
piss-poor defensive alignments.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I can't even use "WTF" because this calls for a straight up WHAT THE FUCK?!

I didn't even know one team could truly suck that badly. I didn't run any Defensive AI for basically an entire season until I just took over the Portland Aftershocks like 4 or 5 games ago -- and as I got into, I realized one thing: Keep It Simple Stupid!

All these fucktards running around with all these bullshit cockamamie defensive alignments give me a case of the giggles. Do people really think that just because you have a play creator available means that you have turn into Steve Spurrier of defense? Just because you can draw up a bunch of wacky nonsense on the offensive side of the ball doesn't mean that wacky bullshit works on defense.

Anyways, whatever.

I could question these fuckholes until my fingers are sore from typing, but nothing would ever sink through. I don't have any hard feelings for anyone on the Hustlers, and I never knew anyone on the Highlanders, I just think the HKH crew were a bunch of stubborn, egomaniacal twits. These are the same SOB's who ran me out of town for knowing the game better than they did. Constantly citing their worthless fucking trophies as being the reason why they know everything and don't ever need to heed my advice. Why are the trophies worthless? Because they represented a foregone era of GLB.

This mother resets itself ever 50 days and forces you to re-learn what you thought you knew. If you are so stuck on your goddamn self that you can't listen, hash things out, and come to a common conclusion: Then go shove it up your asses. There was never a brighter day than the moment I realized the Flames were a great bunch of agents all just playing the game for fun; where everyone wanted to get better, and checked their egos at the door. It was the one place I finally didn't have to deal with all this bullshit about 'we won back to back trophies, we are gods, we know everything, you don't belong here'.

Not that HKH actually said that exact line, but that was their motif -- it was all about how storied their history was. Well, you know what Epark? You were always the problem. You and that little turd Fuzzball, the same scatmuncher who abandoned ship the moment he realized the ship was sinking. Not that Epark isn't a good guy, he's a decent fella, but he's a wicked fool. The moment HKH couldn't run Strong I slam 75% per game, was the end.

Good luck becoming Heroes, or whatever the hell the plan is. Not like anyone around these parts would know anything about Hong Kong, because you guys quit posting on the forums the moment you couldn't talk shit anymore. Inferior little bitch-sized egos have a tendency to shrink away from the limelight once the 15 minutes of fame wears off.

Just had to spit that nasty taste out of my mouth.


in summary...lolgaruda
 
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Truth is, we don't have the time for this. Especially in the summer. It was fun when we guys slapped on the gear and talked some trash. Even though the trash talking most was all in jest.

Summer is here and I work FT as well attend college. I don't have time to scout games and keep everyone happy. I certainly don't have time to defend my actions and get into sorority sister style name calling.

We won league titles, made it to PRO and knocked of the king(s) of the hill (regular season) when nobody thought it was possible. We may not have won a PRO trophy but we sure as hell--raised hell. It was fun but the sim will never be legitimate and we recognize that.

It's too bad we can't cash out our FLEX. Until it runs out, I'll be managing players.
Edited by LaSeeno on Jul 7, 2009 23:44:13
 
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Originally posted by LaSeeno
Truth is, we don't have the time for this. Especially in the summer. It was fun when we guys slapped on the gear and talked some trash. Even though the trash talking most was all in jest.

Summer is here and I work FT as well attend college. I don't have time to scout games and keep everyone happy. I certainly don't have time to defend my actions and get into sorority sister style name calling.

We won league titles, made it to PRO and knocked of the king(s) of the hill (regular season) when nobody thought it was possible. We may not have won a PRO trophy but we sure as hell--raised hell. It was fun but the sim will never be legitimate and we recognize that.

It's too bad we can't cash out our FLEX. Until it runs out, I'll be managing players.


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Originally posted by bhall43
Originally posted by teamriots

I don't think it really matters for the teams who have already played the Celtic Raiders. They were easy to beat last season,
and even easier to beat this season. I think Coach Greedy was a standup owner, never had any problems with him. Hell, I've
never even chatted with the guy before. But whatever these guys thought worked in season 5 doesn't work in season 10, and why the hell the "first generation" of dominant teams ever thought they did not have to evolve with the game is beyond me.

When Hong Kong x2 joined forces, I thought at least it would put enough talent into one-room that they could be a .500 team, but holy schmoly -- they totally suck. HKHx2 has raised the bar on 'teh suck' to epic proportions. If you wanna know how to suck really bad, just ask all the guys who were on their teams. Other than seahawks who owns the Portland Aftershocks in USA/AAA1, I think I am the only one who played with Hong Kong who escaped town with any working knowledge of managing the AI scripts.

I don't know if you guys have played the Highlanders yet, or if you played the Hustlers last season, but their defense licks my butthole. It was one of the most atrocious piles of shit I have seen in a long time. And then my other team Moose Jaw Roughriders plays yearly scrimmages vs Kowloon Bay Dragons (part of the HKH franchise), and it was the same criminally
piss-poor defensive alignments.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I can't even use "WTF" because this calls for a straight up WHAT THE FUCK?!

I didn't even know one team could truly suck that badly. I didn't run any Defensive AI for basically an entire season until I just took over the Portland Aftershocks like 4 or 5 games ago -- and as I got into, I realized one thing: Keep It Simple Stupid!

All these fucktards running around with all these bullshit cockamamie defensive alignments give me a case of the giggles. Do people really think that just because you have a play creator available means that you have turn into Steve Spurrier of defense? Just because you can draw up a bunch of wacky nonsense on the offensive side of the ball doesn't mean that wacky bullshit works on defense.

Anyways, whatever.

I could question these fuckholes until my fingers are sore from typing, but nothing would ever sink through. I don't have any hard feelings for anyone on the Hustlers, and I never knew anyone on the Highlanders, I just think the HKH crew were a bunch of stubborn, egomaniacal twits. These are the same SOB's who ran me out of town for knowing the game better than they did. Constantly citing their worthless fucking trophies as being the reason why they know everything and don't ever need to heed my advice. Why are the trophies worthless? Because they represented a foregone era of GLB.

This mother resets itself ever 50 days and forces you to re-learn what you thought you knew. If you are so stuck on your goddamn self that you can't listen, hash things out, and come to a common conclusion: Then go shove it up your asses. There was never a brighter day than the moment I realized the Flames were a great bunch of agents all just playing the game for fun; where everyone wanted to get better, and checked their egos at the door. It was the one place I finally didn't have to deal with all this bullshit about 'we won back to back trophies, we are gods, we know everything, you don't belong here'.

Not that HKH actually said that exact line, but that was their motif -- it was all about how storied their history was. Well, you know what Epark? You were always the problem. You and that little turd Fuzzball, the same scatmuncher who abandoned ship the moment he realized the ship was sinking. Not that Epark isn't a good guy, he's a decent fella, but he's a wicked fool. The moment HKH couldn't run Strong I slam 75% per game, was the end.

Good luck becoming Heroes, or whatever the hell the plan is. Not like anyone around these parts would know anything about Hong Kong, because you guys quit posting on the forums the moment you couldn't talk shit anymore. Inferior little bitch-sized egos have a tendency to shrink away from the limelight once the 15 minutes of fame wears off.

Just had to spit that nasty taste out of my mouth.


in summary...lolgaruda


Duluth would probably have to gut, too, if they were in Garuda
 
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Duluth would be 7-2 in Garuda


 
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Originally posted by Sulfadias0
Duluth would be 7-2 in Garuda




Maybe if their opening schedule consisted of Metalheads, Hellfighters, HKH, Pongers, Gangsters, WIW, Lightning, Rampage, and 3KW.
 
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Bulldykes wouldn't make the playoffs in Garuda.
 
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Originally posted by Mad Cow
Originally posted by Epark88

Originally posted by CelticRaider


Originally posted by Epark88



For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...


Wither fewer guys like you and CG around, the league talent pool and IQ just rose dramatically. You're a fucking idiot EDonk. You always have been, you always will be. Out of all the faggots on your faggot team, you definitely sucked the most dick. Are you going to send me another pm now asking what you did to me to deserve this abuse, Edonk? You are such a queer it's unbelievable, just get your gay ass out of here. I am ecstatic that you guys finally realized you couldn't hack it and are packing it in like your idol packed in 8 year old poop chutes.

Now let me get back to my new mission of slapping around BKK. You guys are no longer relevant and it's time to make them gut.



Dude...

You're damned right I didn't do anything to me personally, and I KNOW you suck. I don't take anything on a message forum personally either, so maybe you can ask Mom and Dad, or your faggot-ass Forum Fan Club for that matter, for an occasional reacharound. I actually enjoy disliking your lame internet-tough guy act. Take it for what it is, a weak-ass, masturbatory attention-whore schtick masquerading as a rivalry between two teams with bad blood. If you are upset about me posting the MJ stuff, well he was a historical figure that influenced millions. I think people like him should be honored, and I am glad that pisses you off.

I hope outside of this game you have a wonderful and productive life. I wish the best for you and your family and friends. But inside the game, I fucking hate you and all of your stupid forum lakeys. Just how it is, it's not personal. You may be (probably are) a good dude, but everything from your sheer stupidity to your dumb circle-jerk fan club playing virtual grab-ass makes me want to expose you as a mental midget and laugh at you about it every time I do.

So best wishes to you in your real life, but I hope to add as much misery and torment to your time on GLB cause I think you and your MENSA pals are scumbags, douches, and fuckheads within the confines of the game.

God bless you and family,
Epark88


Excuse me, I gotta take a dump...


Is what i sound like when im tarding the forums, Because if it is, I whole heartedly apologize, lol and I promise to never do it again...


+1
 
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Originally posted by Victory Jones
Originally posted by Mad Cow

Originally posted by Epark88


Originally posted by CelticRaider



Originally posted by Epark88




For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...


Wither fewer guys like you and CG around, the league talent pool and IQ just rose dramatically. You're a fucking idiot EDonk. You always have been, you always will be. Out of all the faggots on your faggot team, you definitely sucked the most dick. Are you going to send me another pm now asking what you did to me to deserve this abuse, Edonk? You are such a queer it's unbelievable, just get your gay ass out of here. I am ecstatic that you guys finally realized you couldn't hack it and are packing it in like your idol packed in 8 year old poop chutes.

Now let me get back to my new mission of slapping around BKK. You guys are no longer relevant and it's time to make them gut.



Dude...

You're damned right I didn't do anything to me personally, and I KNOW you suck. I don't take anything on a message forum personally either, so maybe you can ask Mom and Dad, or your faggot-ass Forum Fan Club for that matter, for an occasional reacharound. I actually enjoy disliking your lame internet-tough guy act. Take it for what it is, a weak-ass, masturbatory attention-whore schtick masquerading as a rivalry between two teams with bad blood. If you are upset about me posting the MJ stuff, well he was a historical figure that influenced millions. I think people like him should be honored, and I am glad that pisses you off.

I hope outside of this game you have a wonderful and productive life. I wish the best for you and your family and friends. But inside the game, I fucking hate you and all of your stupid forum lakeys. Just how it is, it's not personal. You may be (probably are) a good dude, but everything from your sheer stupidity to your dumb circle-jerk fan club playing virtual grab-ass makes me want to expose you as a mental midget and laugh at you about it every time I do.

So best wishes to you in your real life, but I hope to add as much misery and torment to your time on GLB cause I think you and your MENSA pals are scumbags, douches, and fuckheads within the confines of the game.

God bless you and family,
Epark88


Excuse me, I gotta take a dump...


Is what i sound like when im tarding the forums, Because if it is, I whole heartedly apologize, lol and I promise to never do it again...


+1



lol i dont think enough people read this
 
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Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks
Originally posted by Sulfadias0

Duluth would be 7-2 in Garuda




Maybe if their opening schedule consisted of Metalheads, Hellfighters, HKH, Pongers, Gangsters, WIW, Lightning, Rampage, and 3KW.


I can't believe the Bulldykes are still rumbling. Also can't believe PRJ just bunched 3KW with HKH, Gangsters and Hellfighters!! gasp! They're certainly a hell of a lot better than those guys my man!

Duluth sucks so much chode that the only thing that helps them sleep at night is that they play in Naga, it helps them ride the coattails of all the actually good teams. Bulldykes are bitches. Do you know what bitch means? It's a female dog. I can say bitch as many times as I want and failtron can't ban me, despite being the most abusive mod on GLB.
 
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Originally posted by bhall43


in summary...lolgaruda


in summary.. lolduluth
 
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How long before the latest Hustler team names themselves after me and guts? I give them 2 seasons.
 
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