Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
Originally posted by Doomsday


http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/godzilla.htm - Tim Harper



Fucking Godzilla. Rises from the depths, sucker punches and then retreats like a little bitch. Go be a fucktard somewhere else douche... actually don't, just stay off of the forums altogether since you have nothing to contribute.

Do the world a favor and stay in mommas basement eating Apple Jacks and playing Madden, crushing the CPU on easy with a team full of players named after yourself that you created with 99 in every attribute... Gotta stroke that ego. BTW, remember to take sporadic breaks to jerk off into your catcher's mitt while you look at yourself in the mirror, wouldn't want Timmy getting sick of Timmy.


Jerk off in a catchers mitt? Does that work?

Originally posted by Capaneus
Originally posted by aj58078


He wouldnt have had to adapt if Flames hadnt been such a dolt.

I dunno, Flames going public was pretty brilliant actually.

I guess I missed something important?

LOL Monkeys. I love you guys but you guys make me laugh how mad you get.

Harper gets to you all too easily.

Originally posted by aj58078
Originally posted by Mercaptopropyl

Originally posted by aj58078


Originally posted by Drago



Originally posted by islander1




Originally posted by Sik Wit It





Tim Harper wouldn't be shit if he didn't sign up before everyone else. All his players have is levels.

but that's just it. He's still shit. He's shitted his way out of USAPL with his fail Mustangs, despite having every advantage in the game. That's what you call fail.

What's hilarious is he was all speed, more speed, and only speed. Once the S2 changes hit the moron never adapted.

[missed tackle: Tim Harper]

Thats because the rest of you guys were morons that inaugural season. If you had ever played Madden or any other sports game you would know physical attributes far and away outweigh everything else. i know for a fact Harper had extensive knowledge of Madden 05 for sure, before signing up for GLB. Really the only thing that probably hurt Harper is the way Flames decided to tell everyone the secret about speed and acceleration.

so how does this address drago's point that he can't adapt?

He wouldnt have had to adapt if Flames hadnt been such a dolt.

So you're saying all my QB needs is moar speed?!

Originally posted by MattMan Firespot
Originally posted by Sam Bolster

LOL Monkeys. I love you guys but you guys make me laugh how mad you get.

Harper gets to you all too easily.



I really don't consider it as timmy making us mad, rather in the words of Nelson Muntz, it's just us "laughing at jerks" when ever timmy has to post one of his Monmouth slams. I guess now that his e-peen has shrunk to a point that it is non-existent he has resorted to grasping at straws.

Originally posted by coachviking
I really don't consider it as timmy making us mad, rather in the words of Nelson Muntz, it's just us "laughing at jerks" when ever timmy has to post one of his Monmouth slams. I guess now that his e-peen has shrunk to a point that it is non-existent he has resorted to grasping at straws.

What Sam said below.

Originally posted by Sam Bolster
LOL Monkeys. I love you guys but you guys make me laugh how mad you get.

Harper gets to you all too easily.

Also CV and all the other Monmouth ChokeMonekys, I am not the one replying 3+ times in the thread. Actions speak louder then words my friend. You guys can babble on all you want about conference titles, but you fail to mention how the Eastern Conference throttles your asshole on a yearly occasion.

Oh and Faggo, I don't think averaging 0.72 miss tackles a game this season including playoffs is high. If anyone is grasping straws CV/Faggo, it is your delusions you guys to create to make yourself feel superior to everyone else.

This will be my only reply in the thread, I will be here next season as well to point out your failures as a team. Then laugh when I read about all your funny little replies trying to deny the fact you guys suck.

I have come to the conclusion that arguing with timmy is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. Not only do I feel dirty when it's over , but the pig likes it a bit too much.

ITT: People getting trolled into oblivion

It's a troll eat troll world.

Originally posted by Tim Harper
Originally posted by coachviking

I really don't consider it as timmy making us mad, rather in the words of Nelson Muntz, it's just us "laughing at jerks" when ever timmy has to post one of his Monmouth slams. I guess now that his e-peen has shrunk to a point that it is non-existent he has resorted to grasping at straws.

What Sam said below.

Originally posted by Sam Bolster

LOL Monkeys. I love you guys but you guys make me laugh how mad you get.

Harper gets to you all too easily.

Also CV and all the other Monmouth ChokeMonekys, I am not the one replying 3+ times in the thread. Actions speak louder then words my friend. You guys can babble on all you want about conference titles, but you fail to mention how the Eastern Conference throttles your asshole on a yearly occasion.

Oh and Faggo, I don't think averaging 0.72 miss tackles a game this season including playoffs is high. If anyone is grasping straws CV/Faggo, it is your delusions you guys to create to make yourself feel superior to everyone else.

This will be my only reply in the thread, I will be here next season as well to point out your failures as a team. Then laugh when I read about all your funny little replies trying to deny the fact you guys suck.





We suck so much we fuck over your weak as shit team every year on our way to the conference finals.

Like I said before, you don't know shit.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=470300

[missed tackle: Tim Harper][missed tackle: Tim Harper][tackle: Tim Harper][missed tackle: Tim Harper][missed tackle: Tim Harper][missed tackle: Tim Harper]

Why don't you talk some shit before one of our games? Too much of a pussy to put your balls out on the line, we all know this little guy.

FYI - you have to be the most pathetic looking piece of shit little guy I've ever seen IRL. Probably should take those photos down.

Originally posted by Tim Harper
Originally posted by coachviking

I really don't consider it as timmy making us mad, rather in the words of Nelson Muntz, it's just us "laughing at jerks" when ever timmy has to post one of his Monmouth slams. I guess now that his e-peen has shrunk to a point that it is non-existent he has resorted to grasping at straws.

What Sam said below.

Originally posted by Sam Bolster

LOL Monkeys. I love you guys but you guys make me laugh how mad you get.

Harper gets to you all too easily.

Also CV and all the other Monmouth ChokeMonekys, I am not the one replying 3+ times in the thread. Actions speak louder then words my friend. You guys can babble on all you want about conference titles, but you fail to mention how the Eastern Conference throttles your asshole on a yearly occasion.

Oh and Faggo, I don't think averaging 0.72 miss tackles a game this season including playoffs is high. If anyone is grasping straws CV/Faggo, it is your delusions you guys to create to make yourself feel superior to everyone else.

This will be my only reply in the thread, I will be here next season as well to point out your failures as a team. Then laugh when I read about all your funny little replies trying to deny the fact you guys suck.





Its clear and obvious that Tim has a Monkey crush.........

Originally posted by woobycat
Originally posted by Tim Harper

Originally posted by coachviking


I really don't consider it as timmy making us mad, rather in the words of Nelson Muntz, it's just us "laughing at jerks" when ever timmy has to post one of his Monmouth slams. I guess now that his e-peen has shrunk to a point that it is non-existent he has resorted to grasping at straws.

What Sam said below.

Originally posted by Sam Bolster


LOL Monkeys. I love you guys but you guys make me laugh how mad you get.

Harper gets to you all too easily.

Also CV and all the other Monmouth ChokeMonekys, I am not the one replying 3+ times in the thread. Actions speak louder then words my friend. You guys can babble on all you want about conference titles, but you fail to mention how the Eastern Conference throttles your asshole on a yearly occasion.

Oh and Faggo, I don't think averaging 0.72 miss tackles a game this season including playoffs is high. If anyone is grasping straws CV/Faggo, it is your delusions you guys to create to make yourself feel superior to everyone else.

This will be my only reply in the thread, I will be here next season as well to point out your failures as a team. Then laugh when I read about all your funny little replies trying to deny the fact you guys suck.





Its clear and obvious that Tim has a Monkey crush.........

I think I threw up in my mouth

Originally posted by Tim Harper
Typical Harper thread, typical late on arrival with the thread again.

Every year they don't win a title, is another year I get to make a thread like this and laugh at their failures. I just figured it is always fun to see what their excuse they have this season. Probably a regurgitated version of last year's thread posted here.

Here is last seasons thread for reference of excuses.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2461164



Thanks for pointing our our inadequacies again Tim. When I polish my silver cyber-trophies from LOLwest I always feel a little ashamed tbh.

Congrats again to OFG on their championship and I can only hope that we have another chance to win the gold in season 10. I know we'll have to get through HHW and their beast of a LB Tim Harper to do it, so it certainly won't be easy.

Originally posted by Tim Harper
Originally posted by coachviking

I really don't consider it as timmy making us mad, rather in the words of Nelson Muntz, it's just us "laughing at jerks" when ever timmy has to post one of his Monmouth slams. I guess now that his e-peen has shrunk to a point that it is non-existent he has resorted to grasping at straws.

What Sam said below.

Originally posted by Sam Bolster

LOL Monkeys. I love you guys but you guys make me laugh how mad you get.

Harper gets to you all too easily.

Also CV and all the other Monmouth ChokeMonekys, I am not the one replying 3+ times in the thread. Actions speak louder then words my friend. You guys can babble on all you want about conference titles, but you fail to mention how the Eastern Conference throttles your asshole on a yearly occasion.

Oh and Faggo, I don't think averaging 0.72 miss tackles a game this season including playoffs is high. If anyone is grasping straws CV/Faggo, it is your delusions you guys to create to make yourself feel superior to everyone else.

This will be my only reply in the thread, I will be here next season as well to point out your failures as a team. Then laugh when I read about all your funny little replies trying to deny the fact you guys suck.





who is this "faggo" of which you speak...