Warrior General Games

OK - Since Alex Riggs is out of the country, I thought I'd toss out a ranking for everyone to throw fruit at. As usual - my rankings are statistically invalid, completely irrational and entirely indefensible. If you have problems with it, it's probably because you're smart enough to tie your own shoes. So - with those preliminaries out of the way, here we go:

Overall...Offense...Defense...Conf. Rank.............Team.............................................Conference........Record........Streak
1..................1..................1..................1..................Fredericksburg Cavaliers..................East..................6-0..................W6
2..................3..................5..................2..................Madison Street Militia.......................East..................6-0..................W6
3..................4..................8..................3..................Richmond Rams............................East..................5-1..................W4
4..................2..................7..................4..................West Lawn Bulldogs.......................East..................5-1..................W2
5..................6..................6..................1..................Malibur Mercenaries.......................West..................6-0..................W6
6..................5..................2..................2..................NBA Jam...........................................West..................6-0..................W6
7..................10................4................3..................Bunghole Liquors............................West..................4-2...................W1
8..................9..................3..................4..................San Diego Cyberballers..................West..................6-0..................W6
9..................7..................9..................5..................Fort Sam Houston Rangers.............East..................5-1..................W1
10................11...............11..................6..................Pensacola Wolfpac..........................East..................4-2..................L1
11................13...............13..................5..................Chicago Lazer Squirrels.................. West..................5-1..................W4
12................20...............12..................7..................Cincinnati Tigers............................East..................3-3..................W1
13................8.................15..................6..................Minnesota Wolvernies..................West..................4-2..................W1
14................12................10..................7..................Baby Giants...................................West..................3-3..................L3
15................17................16..................8..................The Jigg City Blitz............................East..................4-2..................L1
16................14................21..................9..................St. James's Gate............................East..................4-2..................W2
17................22................17..................10..................Sin City Revelation............................East..................3-3..................L1
18................18................23..................8..................Lafayette Mudbugs.................................West..................3-3..................W2
19................15................14..................9..................Colorado Springs Flyers..................West..................3-3..................L1
20................16................18..................11..................Orlando Knights..............................East..................2-4..................L2
21................25................20..................12..................Steamboat Springs Mountaineers...East..................2-4..................W1
22................19................22..................10..................Burnie Bruisers............................West..................1-5..................L2
23................27................24..................11..................Radio City Irrelevants..................West..................1-5..................W1
24................26................19..................13..................Ethiopian Doughnut Chasers.....East..................1-5..................L5
25................21................26..................12..................Glasgow Mongolians.......................West..................1-5..................L4
26................28................25..................14..................San Fransisco Gold Rush...............East..................1-5..................L5
27................31................30..................13..................Pittstown Pirate Hookers..................West..................0-6..................L10
28................29................31..................14..................KC Gorillas Farm Team..................West..................1-5..................L1
29................23................28..................15..................Lake Superior Squall.....................East..................0-6..................L7
30................24................27..................15..................Charleston Swamp Foxes.............West..................1-5..................L1
31................30................29..................16..................Cleveland Greyhounds..................East..................0-6..................L7
32................32................32..................16..................Springfield Isotopes.......................West..................0-6..................L6

Originally posted by Kiber
OK - Since Alex Riggs is out of the country, I thought I'd toss out a ranking for everyone to throw fruit at. As usual - my rankings are statistically invalid, completely irrational and entirely indefensible. If you have problems with it, it's probably because you're smart enough to tie your own shoes. So - with those preliminaries out of the way, here we go:

Overall...Offense...Defense...Conf. Rank.............Team.............................................Conference........Record........Streak
1..................1..................1..................1..................Fredericksburg Cavaliers..................East..................6-0..................W6
2..................3..................5..................2..................Madison Street Militia.......................East..................6-0..................W6
3..................4..................8..................3..................Richmond Rams............................East..................5-1..................W4
4..................2..................7..................4..................West Lawn Bulldogs.......................East..................5-1..................W2
5..................6..................6..................1..................Malibur Mercenaries.......................West..................6-0..................W6
6..................5..................2..................2..................NBA Jam...........................................West..................6-0..................W6
7..................10................4................3..................Bunghole Liquors............................West..................4-2...................W1
8..................9..................3..................4..................San Diego Cyberballers..................West..................6-0..................W6
9..................7..................9..................5..................Fort Sam Houston Rangers.............East..................5-1..................W1
10................11...............11..................6..................Pensacola Wolfpac..................East..................4-2..................L1
11................13...............13..................5..................Chicago Lazer Squirrels.................. West..................5-1..................W4
12................20...............12..................7..................Cincinnati Tigers..................East..................3-3..................W1
13................8.................15..................6..................Minnesota Wolvernies..................West..................4-2..................W1
14................12................10..................7..................Baby Giants..................West..................3-3..................L3
15................17................16..................8..................The Jigg City Blitz..................East..................4-2..................L1
16................14................21..................9..................St. James's Gate..................East..................4-2..................W2
17................22................17..................10..................Sin City Revelation..................East..................3-3..................L1
18................18................23..................8..................Lafayette Mudbugs..................West..................3-3..................W2
19................15................14..................9..................Colorado Springs Flyers..................West..................3-3..................L1
20................16................18..................11..................Orlando Knights..................East..................2-4..................L2
21................25................20..................12..................Steamboat Springs Mountaineers..................East..................2-4..................W1
22................19................22..................10..................Burnie Bruisers..................West..................1-5..................L2
23................27................24..................11..................Radio City Irrelevants..................West..................1-5..................W1
24................26................19..................13..................Ethiopian Doughnut Chasers..................East..................1-5..................L5
25................21................26..................12..................Glasgow Mongolians..................West..................1-5..................L4
26................28................25..................14..................San Fransisco Gold Rush..................East..................1-5..................L5
27................31................30..................13..................Pittstown Pirate Hookers..................West..................0-6..................L10
28................29................31..................14..................KC Gorillas Farm Team..................West..................1-5..................L1
29................23................28..................15..................Lake Superior Squall..................East..................0-6..................L7
30................24................27..................15..................Charleston Swamp Foxes..................West..................1-5..................L1
31................30................29..................16..................Cleveland Greyhounds..................East..................0-6..................L7
32................32................32..................16..................Springfield Isotopes..................West..................0-6..................L6


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good reading. maybe add a little opinionated comment too?

Liquors above Cyberballers is odd though. defenses win championships so i'd suggest both Jam and Cyberballers be a ittle higher in the next edition.

Bunghole rulez! If anything they should be ranked #1 or maybe even #0 or #-1 just because they're too cool for normal rankings.

OK - well, I'll go ahead and update the rankings once all the trash-talking is done. My Baseline User Linear Logic System Hierarchy Integration Tool (BULL SHIT) will take all this into account.

Originally posted by Kiber
OK - well, I'll go ahead and update the rankings once all the trash-talking is done. My Baseline User Linear Logic System Hierarchy Integration Tool (BULL SHIT) will take all this into account.

How does one get one of these tools? I have not seen one at Lowes or Home Depot, and it is not in the computer software section at Best Buy. I could use one thats for sure.