Caveat - I'm pulling this out of my ass. I don;t have the time to scout everyone's team and their opponent's team and then try to come up with a real game prediction. I'm just looking at record, chemistry, previous game performance and maybe 'strength of schedule' counting the pre-season games. And even that sounds too complex for me to do in a short amount of time before the games actually sim.
Western Conference: http://goallineblitz.com/game/league.pl?league_id=41&conference_id=81&playoffs=0
Fayetteville Fighting Tigers v Los Angeles Ice Drakes - I call this Tigers 53 - Drakes 9. Sorry drakes fan, but this Tyger is burning bright!
Savannah Skyhawks v Cleveland Elves - I call this game Skyhawks by 3. Will be a close, hard fought game.
Lakewood Lancers v Lewiston Raiders - Sorry Raiders fan, this CPU team is ripe for the upset after their strong first game. HAH Nah, just shitting you. Lewiston is going to rack up the stats in this game. I predict a 78-7 game, Raiders.
San Dimas Sea Monkeys v Austin Cyber-Demons - The poo flinging for Season 9 has commenced. In their first home game, the Sea Monkeys intend to dominate the Demons. I'll say 66-9, San Dimas.
A-Town Dirty Birds v Topeka Gunners -- I don;t care how dirty the bird, it's just not going to be able to compete with the F-14 Falcons sported by Ice Man, Maverick and the rest of the Top Gunners of Topeka. Expect cheesy rock ballads played at full volume by Topeka fans after the game as they take the Dirty Birds breath away and win 37-14.
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos vs. Summit Station Stallions -- The Stallions are going to put the Chaos on their knees and keep them crawling. I say Stallions 42-Chaos 21.
Gardner Paraplegics vs. Omaha Invaders -- On paper these two teams look fairly even. Both come into this game with good records but only one can win. Gardner 17 - Omaha 13
Indy Hellcats vs. Kansas City Predators -- Well the Hellcats are shooting their mouths off after their win vs the Preseason Tier 1 EC team the Enterprise Venom. They are facing another Alien this game but if they want to win, they should leave their weapons at home. Still their mouths are loaded and the QB didn't come down with a case of Syphilis so they are going to show up armed. No better way than to get the Predator's attention. Predators destroy them 48-7.
No ego's were bruised in the writing of this preview. Its purely for fun and not done with any malice or intent to dis your team in any way. I'm pulling shit out of my ass just for entertainment purposes, but if it somehow inspires your loldots, feel free to post it on your respective locker room walls
Western Conference: http://goallineblitz.com/game/league.pl?league_id=41&conference_id=81&playoffs=0
Fayetteville Fighting Tigers v Los Angeles Ice Drakes - I call this Tigers 53 - Drakes 9. Sorry drakes fan, but this Tyger is burning bright!
Savannah Skyhawks v Cleveland Elves - I call this game Skyhawks by 3. Will be a close, hard fought game.
Lakewood Lancers v Lewiston Raiders - Sorry Raiders fan, this CPU team is ripe for the upset after their strong first game. HAH Nah, just shitting you. Lewiston is going to rack up the stats in this game. I predict a 78-7 game, Raiders.
San Dimas Sea Monkeys v Austin Cyber-Demons - The poo flinging for Season 9 has commenced. In their first home game, the Sea Monkeys intend to dominate the Demons. I'll say 66-9, San Dimas.
A-Town Dirty Birds v Topeka Gunners -- I don;t care how dirty the bird, it's just not going to be able to compete with the F-14 Falcons sported by Ice Man, Maverick and the rest of the Top Gunners of Topeka. Expect cheesy rock ballads played at full volume by Topeka fans after the game as they take the Dirty Birds breath away and win 37-14.
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos vs. Summit Station Stallions -- The Stallions are going to put the Chaos on their knees and keep them crawling. I say Stallions 42-Chaos 21.
Gardner Paraplegics vs. Omaha Invaders -- On paper these two teams look fairly even. Both come into this game with good records but only one can win. Gardner 17 - Omaha 13
Indy Hellcats vs. Kansas City Predators -- Well the Hellcats are shooting their mouths off after their win vs the Preseason Tier 1 EC team the Enterprise Venom. They are facing another Alien this game but if they want to win, they should leave their weapons at home. Still their mouths are loaded and the QB didn't come down with a case of Syphilis so they are going to show up armed. No better way than to get the Predator's attention. Predators destroy them 48-7.
No ego's were bruised in the writing of this preview. Its purely for fun and not done with any malice or intent to dis your team in any way. I'm pulling shit out of my ass just for entertainment purposes, but if it somehow inspires your loldots, feel free to post it on your respective locker room walls
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