Richey Montana—According to multiple sources, Richey running back Dusty Turner walked over to the Marauders locker room and informed a celebrating Minnesota squad that his team could hear "everything" the Marauders were saying about the Royals' poor performance following their 50-45 loss. "Listen, it's just not very sportsmanlike to call our quarterback a 'choke artist' and our entire team 'an overpaid bunch of losers,'" Turner said to the Marauders, who fell completely silent when Turner first entered the room. "Is this what you guys are about? Kicking a team when they're down? Kind of takes away from all that 'good game' crap and hugging we just did on the field, doesn't it? You should all be ashamed of yourselves." While Turner was delivering his speech, the entire Minnesota squad reportedly failed to suppress laughter, forcing Turner to tell them several times that he was serious and didn't know what was so funny.
**adapted from article off "The Onion".**
**adapted from article off "The Onion".**
