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In an unprecedented public announcement today Rivals Mainboard Pimps starting offensive tackle denied rumors that sleeping with Shannon Luebke the wife of Liverpool Power’s defensive end Rick Luebke was a mental ploy to psych out his opponent. “I mean no one said that when I slept with Theresa Webber, Sally Brownstone, or Samantha Jones it was a mental ploy. I just happen to sleep around and sometimes the girl happens to be another footballer’s wife, these are things a man like me or Wilt Chamberlain can’t help” said Hugh of the situation. While Mr. J’Kok is legendary for his sexual exploits this is the first time many fans have heard about the love pentagon he has apparently formed. At the time of publication Messrs Luebke, Webber, Brownstone, and Jones were unavailable for comment. The press secretary for the Power however did release this statement, ‘Whether intentional ploy or not we will see a fury unknown to the Zeta division of the Class AA football in this weeks game.’ To this Mr. J’Kok responded, “Hahahahaha, could you pass me that box of condoms bro, I’ve got Sally Clement warming up in the steam room right now.” The first place Pimps and fourteenth place Power face off in Liverpool this week.