Warrior General Games

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

I wish I could take the stars from the sky and jam them in your eyesockets.

Originally posted by Doomsday
Originally posted by pitchkid20

Originally posted by kadafitcd


Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I sure can see myself in them.

Damn, thats a good one. Where did you hear that one?

I'll bet on the internets somewhere, somehow.



i said the same line two pages earlier. no biggie

Originally posted by coach
Wanna go halves on a bastard?

Dammit, forgot that one.

You listen to See You Next Tuesday by chance?

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
Originally posted by coach

Wanna go halves on a bastard?
Dammit, forgot that one.

You listen to See You Next Tuesday by chance?


Nope. Never heard of it.


Do you know the difference between a burger and a blow job?
No?
Wanna do lunch?

Originally posted by pitchkid20

i said the same line two pages earlier. no biggie

Oh Damn! I was afraid of that. I didn't see it. Sorry.

Not really a pickup line but hey. Someone could use it as one if they dare!

You know what you have in common with KFC? Once I'm done with the breasts and the thighs all I have left is a greasy box to stick my bone in!

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Originally posted by Doomsday
My love for you is like a truck, Berzerker! Would you like some making fuck, Berzerker!

"Did he say making fuck?"

Hells yeah. Hot damn. Pearl necklace complete.

Here are two I actually enjoy using. If nothing else they entertain me, which is the most important thing tbh...


Are you really that tall??


You have beautiful eyes... can I touch them?